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Claire Keane
hello vonnie
wallacepolsom
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Stranger Things

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Kaledo Art
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
AnasAbdin
dirt enthusiast
Monterey Bay Aquarium

#extradirty
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TVSTRANGERTHINGS
DEAR READER
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Mike Driver
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

ellievsbear

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my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!
“Imma destroy that pussy” my friend 😔
THE HELL YOU WILL!!!!!!!!
see unfortunately I have this condition where if I am not explicitly told that I am a part of the ingroup then I will assume I must be part of the outgroup
‘nd IIIIII WOULD WALK FIVE [wheeze] DRED [wheeze] S’AND IIIIII WOULD WALK FIVE. RED [wheeze] JUST TA [wheeze] THE [increasingly out-of-breath wheezing] wHO [wheeze] ARE [wheeze] ZEND [wheeze] TU [wheeze] DOWN [wheeze] CHU doo-oo-orrrrrr
this is what having ADHD, Autism and DID all at once feels like
not to be rude but if you’re losing consciousness you should dial for an ambulance not just use the computer.
I would liveblog Anything
i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny
my body is a machine that turns normal situations into psychological horror
My signature is worth negative 2 dollars and 82 cents.
can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"
thank you wikipedia for this really good image
a helpful mnemonic for everyone
too good for tags
This mnemonic has a permanent place in my life.
Every time in yoga class when my instructor would say "now get into a prone position" I would think "ah yes on your pronis"
How did you give yourself an EAR INFECTION eating pussy
im just gonna screenshot from a text i sent my friends after the doctors visit
you can’t fucking do this to me
Achievement Unlocked:
A Noble Sacrifice
Never has there been a more righteous and honorable way to get an ear infection.
You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?
no 🛩️
anotha one🛩️
dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms
You literally just have to get really good at continuing.
me reading straight up pornography: hmm… this one just doesn’t have enough accurate character psychoanalysis to get me off