Moderately Problematic

I stole my thumbnail on the internet

[theweirdwideweb]

[se-dax]

Funny - What’s The Chance of That Happening in Hong Kong??

[argumate]

that will always be the funniest thing

[argumate]

helps if it’s ever so slightly out of key

[radula-dreaming]

hornet is truly the girl of all time. she's the spawn of a divine worm and a spider and she looks like a gangly stick figure. all of her siblings are lovecraftian abominations and she's the only one among them who has a gender. she inherited her divine father's autistic love for crafting. she is an excellent orator but can't phrase how she likes being kind to people normally. she has an inordinate love for fluffy creatures. she was named by bees. she's old as balls but would not be let into the club. she's gnc as fuck. she has three moms and they're not even gay.

[catarium]

Turns out you can wash silk in warm water without it shrinking.

Long hair Lace

She comes with a washing label

[lolmanthecat]

take care of your silks.

[shadowblade8192]

windows users will be like "oh switching to linux? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, making tech companies stop making their products worse" and then not make any tech companies stop making their products worse

[philosophicalconservatism]

" The moment you declare a set of ideas to be immune from criticism, satire, derision, or contempt, freedom of thought becomes impossible."

Salman Rushdie (1947-) Indian British novelist.

[californiababylon]

Absolutely.

[anexperimentallife]

[anonymoustypewriter]

Having screaming fits of rage on occasion where you wave your arms around all higgilty piggilty

[labelleizzy]

^^ stress relief 🐸

[wind-sage]

[shencomix]

[gengario]

[special-agent-dale-gooper]

[uncle-beanbag-mojave]

We would fully accept any Japanese buckaroo

[theconstitutionisgayculture]

Foreigners will never understand how someone like Rawhide Kobayashi would immediately become a beloved local fixture in whatever small American town he ended up in.

[brazenautomaton]

every single time someone pulls the "How would you AMERICANS like it if someone came to AMERICA and" reversal, the answer is always "we'd fucking love it"

[not-so-innocent-bi-sander]

@kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd

Your tags summed up the exact feeling I had about this

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

I just Googled the Swedish-Japanese guy in the OP, and according to this interview, his Japanese name was given to him by the master gardener he was apprenticed under:

“The family name ‘Murasame’ was given to me by my master. The given name ‘Tatsumasa’ is a combination of ‘dragon’ (tatsu), the [zodiac] year when I was born, and one character from my master’s name,” says Murasame."

So I think maybe it's less like naming yourself 'Brandon McFreedom' and more like moving to the states to work under a veteran car mechanic named Bud McLean, and then having him turn to you after a few years on the job, and say "Son, it's time for you to become an American so you can open up your shop. And when that day comes, I think the world should know you by a new name: McLeo GM Corvette."

[shieldfoss]

He got the full family name, so (although I appreciate the pun in "McLeo") I think "Taurus McLean" would be closer.

[charlesoberonn]

[realkaijuhavecurves]

[rappin-drakken]

[slipping-into-madness]

[maswartz]

[thememedaddy]

[shencomix]

[slipping-into-madness]

[socialistexan]

[gayshitanddadjokes]

I waited up until midnight just to be able to post this