Marielbootyclapp

Artsy. Cat whisperer. Professional loser. Mom friend. Insta: @marielbootyclapp Snap: @marielbootyclap (1 p)

[whitepeopletwitter]

[psychictoastmaker]

People in the comments being all bitter. As if the arts aren’t out here giving you a reprieve from all the shit y'all go through. As if the arts aren’t out here making sure you live a little bit instead of just surviving.

[miranova23]

[onyxdepths]

First the coronavirus and now this? Hasn’t the world suffered enough already in 2020?

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

January, World War 3 fears (War)

February, Australia Wildfires (Death)

March, Coronavirus (Pestilence)

April, James Charles thinks he's serving (Famine)

[deactivated-102479239856294-dea]

this is what we call “propganda.” bernie sanders suspends his campaign AKA he wont spend money advertising himself anymore (bc he wants to help with the pandemic) but he’s still in the race. news sources JUMP on the fact that he’s stopped campaigning to tell everyone “WHOOPS he dropped out! better go vote biden! no other option bc bernie dropped out of the race :/” when he fucking didnt!

[sykesarchive1]

link

[vietzuko]

you can still vote for bernie + your vote will still matter. it won’t influence the democratic nominee (who will be biden) but it might sway policies/progressive agendas at the DNC

[anarcho-gamerist]

That’s irrelevant since biden will still lose and its proven that the dnc will not incorporate so called “progressive agendas”, they didn’t post 2016 and they never will.

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

you weren’t a “well behaved” child you had anxiety and were terrified of conflict

[aarontaylorjohnson]

BATMAN: THE DARK KNIGHT (2008) dir. Christopher Nolan

[shegavemeroses]

i thought she was supposed to be dumb

[davst]

[cockandpokeballs]

Me walking down this stupid-ass staircase

[stimman4000]

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[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

[nifeandaccurate]

from the tags:  #The kitten fell from the second floor and got stuck #The big cat is not the kitten’s mother it is the next door neighbor’s cat brought by the girl who made the video

[frawgs]

eats a peanut before i suck ur dick so my throat closes and creates a tighter grip

[campcrystallake1980-deactivated]

do you take constructive criticism on your posts?

[frawgs]

there is absolutely nothing to critique here

[justhurtingalot]

Isn’t it weird how you can actually feel the pain in your chest and stomach when something really hurts your feelings

[christichris]

This is actually because it activates your vagus nerve! Basically your body goes “we are so upset! We must be injured! Where???? On the inside guts! Those are confusing and hard to differentiate!!! Confusing guts are hurt!”

[digitalzzombie]

Great! How do I uninstall it?

[covertlydesperado]

“great! how do i uninstall it?” carries the same vibe as “thanks! i hate it” but more ACTIONABLE bc we gettin our shit together in 2k18

[sheabutterbitch]

I just screamed over this lol

[billbuttlicker-]

i’m a film student

[hildawhite-deactivated20200222]

timmy turner: i wish every day was easter

wanda: you want jesus to die? is that what you want timmy?

cosmo: done

[catchymemes]

Heat index was 110 degrees so we offered him a cold drink. He went for a full body soak instead

[invader-bean]

he accepted ur cold drink!!

[steven]

sorry i have bubonic plague i can’t hang out tonight

[61below]

aw rats

[kkneesockks]

[teathattast]