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teathattast

This is so good and idk who made it, but it deserves way more notes tbh

teathattast

absolute classic

seravph

marina made music to comfort teenagers that felt that they were raised to focus on work and achievement and success but were ultimately very, very lonely. The family jewels was made for kids that felt they were too stiff and closed off to be loved. “A control freak driven by a greed to succeed” and “I know exactly why I walk and talk like a machine” and “could never tell you what happened the day I turned 17” the ENTIRETY of obsessions, the desperate pleading of “I’m vulnerable, I’m vulnerable.” Marina comforted those who felt unlovable and overwhelmed with their youth, who felt like their whole life depended on their teenage years but simultaneously believed they were wasting them, and who feared their whole life would be missing out on opportunities.

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OH and furthermore Electra Heart was a character that kids who were determined to change every little detail about themselves idolized. Every kid who listened to that album realized that everything they were doing to be liked, to be lovable, but most importantly, fuckable, was acting. Wanting to be a whore and an addict and a beauty pageant queen in the hopes of creating a name for themselves, of being a “party girl,” in hopes it would distract themselves from loneliness and the harsh reality of their insecurity. “I can be anyone,” “my life is a play,” “born with a heart, broken from the start, and now I die slow,” and ALL OF TEEN IDLE. The willingness we realized we had to give up our morals, our happiness, our character in order for other people to perceive us in a flattering way no matter how far from the truth it might have been was devastating and life changing for all the teenage girls listening to that album.

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One of my favorite thing I’ve learned about animals studies is that you should avoid using colorful leg bands when you’re banding birds because you can accidentally completely skew the data because female birds prefer males with colorful bands

Apparently if you put a red band on a male red wing blackbird his harem size can double

So like you can completely frick up the natural reproduction of a group of birds by giving a guy a bracelet so stylish that females CANNOT resist him

volcanokids

Me, putting a red bracelet on the leg of a male red wing blackbird: ON GOD we gonna get u some pussy bro

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angelicavpd

an authority figure: [expresses slight, arguable disappointment in me]

me, shaking: Wow. Can’t Believe I’m The Worst Person Alive

fullmetal-alchemasst-deactivate

authority figure: *is in a bad mood or even is just less friendly than usual*

me, stomach in knots: My fault? I must be the cause of this?

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The findings counter the statement by a top Trump admin official that reports of poor conditions for migrants at border stations were “unsubstantiated.”

There was never really a debate. There was just denial.

gahdamnpunk

🙄🙄🙄

marxisforbros

The best is when recycled/eco friendly products intentionally exist alongside regular products on shelves as a more expensive skew, as though they’re literally selling indulgences for your carbon sinprint.

Sure the world is burning but I’m going to eco-heaven because my toilet paper costs twice as much and feels like sandpaper.

According to a poll of over 50,000 people, nobody likes the following Pokemon

In an attempt to prove that every Pokemon is somebody’s favorite, the Pokemon subreddit conducted a survey that received 52,000 responses. Of the 807 Pokemon on the survey, Silcoon, Gothita, Eelektrik, and Yungoos were the only ones to receive zero votes. Receiving the most votes were Charizard, Gengar, Arcanine, and Bulbasaur.