we simp over monsters here

and slashers too

[totem-skz]

i need his dick down my throat immediately

[babybooday]

Live footage of me getting ready for Michael 😭

[1percentcharge]

If the gore in a gore/body horror movie is mainly cg then what’s even the point

[monsterloveranonymous]

it is so hard to be scared of movie villains/monsters after reading smut about them. catch me watching the IT movies on repeat thinking about what they could be packing. alien vs predator? baby i’m built different and could handle predator no problem. 💅🏼

[monsterloveranonymous]

i gotta get out of the mindset of “i can fix them” every time i see a monster or slasher. how am i gonna fix the 2003 version of Kong? i don’t know but my heart says i can

[monsterloveranonymous]

something tells me that repeatedly watching Godzilla (1998) is the reason i can’t get enough of it now like, the newer godzilla movies? no reason to go so hard on his design and make me love him all over again. illegal but i appreciate it

[yamshit]

Will definitely do this again, didn’t know it was this funny to make

[hrroruja]

The noises of Michael in the Halloween Trilogy so far...

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(Re-Uploaded to missing bits.Despite having my volume always low and hard of hearing,Peepaw is vocal asf !)

[prokopetz]

Honestly, the reason monsterfucker discourse is useless is that nobody can agree upon a working definition of “monster”. It could mean anything from “attracted to dudes with pointy teeth” to “wants to somehow get railed by the concept of universal entropy”. All labeling someone a monsterfucker really tells us is that they’re probably a bottom.

[fiction-is-not-reality2]

The notes on this post are simply gold, do yourself a favor and read them

[molly-ayesha]

A few personal favourites

[kraetys]

That last one, I feel that

[thedumpstervoid]

Honestly, we just need a classification system.

Human-like monsters - look mostly human, but with obvious non-human markers like pointy teeth and elongated ears.

Humanoid monsters - human is basic shape, but clearly not, like swamp man

Creature monsters - monsters that are more animal in shape, werewolf/Mothman

Extraordinary monsters - monsters who are corporal in nature, but don’t have a specific or consistent shape. Venom would probably fall under this category since it only gets its humanoid shape from being joined with a human and is more like a gooey puddle.

Non-corporal monsters - monsters who do not have a physical form. The void or universal entropy are good examples.

[aggieafterdark]

your omission of a draconic/quadrupedal category reveals your cowardice

[thedumpstervoid]

I am a fool! You’re right! I apologize to the dragon fucker community. You are valid.

[billysattic]

slashers + banned tags <3

[monsterloveranonymous]

not to be horny on side, but glamrock freddy could absolutely destroy me and i’d say thank you 😌 might even call him daddy, idk yet

[takeyourjoy]

[hellboys]

my brother worked at the slaughterhouse. my grandfather too. my family’s always been in meat

THE TEXAS CHAIN SAW MASSACRE 1974 | dir. tobe hooper

[backyardbats-deactivated2023012]

"Slashers if they looked normal" yeah.. blocked

[butterflyinthewell]

[doink-boink]

AYO HALLOWEEN KILLS WAS KICK ASS 100% WORTH THE WAIT DUDE

[dear-claws]

someone’s been making brahmsy blush 💕💕💕