Tis I

[homuku]

dave meets the queen

[moonlandingtrip]

I would marry Hozier so I could hear work song live any time I wanted

[bunabi]

and thats the end ! the gangs finally all here goodnight

[cristalplanetheart]

[sapphling]

I am NOT trying to trick you into putting a leash on. and if you would just come here, within leashing-range, you'd be able to see that

[sapphling]

did you guys know that people ship the real life white boys who drive nascars because i didn’t until somebody reblogged this with that added

[moonlandingtrip]

[sonknuxadow]

"tumblr is slow because of twitter users coming here" Ok well somebody tell the twitter users to get out im trying to do very important things like look at images of sonic the hedgehog

[aquamarinespinnerlover]

It’s 2:00am and I have finally finished the shawl that I have been working on to wear to Easter breakfast. Which is at 10:00am.

[mathewkinetix]

That’s cool. I just thought this was a table wearing underwear.

[kingjaffejoffer]

You come home and your girlfriend aint there, but the table looks at you like this

What would you do?

[2-shane-s]

Bout to turn this table into one night stand

[depsidase]

[inthefallofasparrow]

For anyone who may be wondering, 'Donner' and 'Blitzen' are the German words for Thunder and Lightning. Contrary to popular belief, Santa Claus was not a part of the fabled Donner Party tragedy of 1847, nor as far as we know, did he ever partake in cannibalism.

[mens-rights-activia]

[e-v-roslyn]

[peach1101]

Cordelia & Severa

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[astraldemise]

do you think elves get annoyed by continental drift ? like they have extremely long lifespans if not outright immortal. do you think its fucking annoying to have to update maps every few thousand years because the continents moved a little bit to the left

[astraldemise]

procrastinated for too long and now the westernmost continents have formed a land bridge between the two land masses

[insomniac-arrest]

for one terrible confusing moment I read this whole post but with “elvis” like Elvis Presley instead of elves. And I was like, I don’t think elvis was upset by continental drift but I actually don’t know enough about the guy to dispute this.

[charliekirkassassinationkink]

Whenever I say "sorry guys" or whatever I am exclusively apologising to guys I am not using it as a gender neutral term this is because I hate women HASHTAG MISOGYNY

[charliekirkassassinationkink]

I was going through my old posts and just found this. I cannot believe I use to be this person and I would like to apologise to all women everywhere for this hate. I'm sorry women. HASHTAG FEMINISM

[sexygaywizard]

boy this was less than a month ago

[charliekirkassassinationkink]

The producers were on a tight schedule so they had to rush my character arc

[depsidase]

[space-robinhood]

Coming in from Twitter and are new to Tumblr? Please read this first! ^_^

A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2009, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name! What will the name of this young man be?

>Enter name.

[sexygaywizard]

People who draw flat/small tittied women with huge honkers you are my ENEMY

[sexygaywizard]

Are there not enough big tittied bitches out there?? Is it not enough?? You have to take from others too? Can you not be quenched????

[sexygaywizard]

Gandalf HAS big naturals stop being fooled just because Peter Jackson chose to exclude them from his artistic vision