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umbrella academy is like......we are a family we are strangers i know you better than myself i cant name a single happy moment together we saved the world together you were my world we won then lost then won immortality is nothing without something to hold onto the bonds of a family can never truly be stamped out no matter how hard you try. and then there’s a dance break.

chaossmagic

did i do this right

katysbishop

WHAT THE FUCK starring WHAT THE FUCK feat. sambucky

his-most-beautiful-nightmare

Sarah Wilson and her boys are part of the Cap Family, and leaving them out makes you a bad person.

I make the rules.

xo-tough-love-xo

Every time I see the hate

zevveli

I still think that my favorite urban legend/folklore fact is that there are certain areas in New Orleans where you cannot get a taxi late at night not because it isn’t safe, but because taxi companies have had recurring problems of picking up ghosts in those areas who are not aware that they are dead and disappearing from the cab before reaching the destination and therefore stiffing the driver on the fare causing a loss for the company.

elsajeni

An occupational hazard of cab driving I had not previously considered

princessnijireiki

I love that the nola problem here is not “ghosts in my taxi cab,” but “ghosts are FUCKING BROKE DEAD BASTARDS & I GOT BILLS”

siderealsandman

Horror is when ghosts get into cabs and scare drivers Magical realism is when cab companies have to develop policies to prevent ghastly fare-theft

kc749

In a book about the tsunami in Japan in 2011, the writer talked about how there was a huge increase in reports of ghostly activity. Apparently in Japan treating ghosts rudely is basically considered the stupidest thing you could possibly do. For months after the tsunami, taxi drivers would pick up a passenger only to have them give an address in one of the devastated areas. The cab driver often looked up halfway to the destination to find their fare had disappeared. Not wanting to be impolite to the person (even if they were dead) they’d drive to the address, open the door to let them out, then drive away.