The Things I Love

I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair; I hate the way you drive my car, I I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind. I hate you so...

[rwprincess]

There is no shame in loving without abandon. ✌️❤️

[explorerrowan]

And the real trick to it is falling madly in love with literally everything. Gomez Addams isn't just madly in love with Morticia, he's madly in love with his house, with his train set, with his kids, with his brother, with his weird normie neighbors, with literally everything. Different kinds of love for each, but love all the same. For having such morbid tastes, Gomez is madly in love with life. THAT'S how you land a Morticia, by being unapologetically and madly in love with everything around you.

[pluralwizard]

Bitches love me for my passionate swag and my unrelenting appreciate for the zest of life

[unichrome]

I’m slowly beginning to accept the reality that 2007 was not last year but in fact almost four years ago

[horrorlesbians]

normalize hand tattoos for people with boring, normal careers 2023

[obestriddbifftomat]

Very hot of her

[tharook]

Present for my mum: a Lego Julbock for her wintery village.

[tharook]

Calamity! Disaster! Arson!

[skellydun]

rip santa.

[spinchs-field]

love how when i get a new interest, i’m like “oh god it’s happening again” and i’m stuck like that for about a week until everything explodes and any interest i’ve had prior is completely dwarfed for an unknown amount of time

[spinchs-field]

like this

[sadclowncentral]

weird how no one ever comments on the absence of smells unprompted. the nose just isn't a topic of conversation unless it's urgent huh

[sadclowncentral]

"it's dark in here" normal regular observation

"finally some quiet" relatable exclamation

"doesn't smell like anything in here" absolutely deranged sentence

[cristalplanetheart]

😳

[savethewailes]

Let! That! Baby! Eat!!!!!!

[adelphicoracle]

Perfect tags

[i-cant-carry-it-for-you]

[reishidreams]

Reishi farmin’

[localgothdiz-archive]

It’s the Mush Room

[botanyshitposts]

this is where u wake up to get judged when u die 

[cipheramnesia]

Interdimensional House of Pancakes

[yallive-deactivated20260426]

new friend incoming

[yallive-deactivated20260426]

fuck this

[corvidcharlie]

the tags killed me

[nudityandnerdery]

In the continuing story of "genius" Elon Musk taking over Twitter and then possibly fucking up entirely, apparently you have to give at least 60 days notice of mass layoffs by federal and state law in California, and shockingly enough, Musk didn't do that when he bought to company and planned to start mass layoffs within a week.

Link to a non pay-walled version of the story at Archive.org.

[skimble-shanks-the-railway-cat]

[blujayonthewing]

[tilthat]

TIL in 1896 a temporary, one-day city was named in Texas called Crush, where two locomotives were to be smashed head-on for purposes of spectacle. It was, for a few hours, the 2nd largest city in TX with 40k attendees. The collision caused engine boilers to explode, resulting in death and injuries.

via reddit.com

[justthesource]

source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crush,_Texas

[mangonetics]

you could just do shit back then

[pyomorphic]

texas is still like this

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

[snowriddenwolf]

[memewhore]

[ladyofthehouse]

godDAMNit that's the stuff.

[tikkety-tok]

[pawprint3]

This is better than any snl sketch

[commander-wysner-deactivated202]

IS THAT LINDSEY STIRLING

[commander-wysner-deactivated202]

Okay the whole fact that it is in fact Lindsey, makes this even funnier

[bubobubosibericus]

that record scratch at the end though

[assiraphales]

I love that heidi klum, international super model and tv personality, was like “I’m going to be a worm for halloween” and went for the most horrifying hyper realistic version possible and was quoted saying (in said worm outfit) ‘I want to put a smile on peoples faces’. ma’am I am gagging but I love that for u

[wondersmith-and-sons]

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