an anxious vampire

I'm Cain This is not my art blog ayyyy

[stillhereunfortunately]

open sims roleplay

‘Oh feebee lay…’

[stillhereunfortunately]

[jitterati-deactivated20190311]

[jamesmasinoart]

For my 3D production class I had to create a three shot short that was a remake of an existing movie scene- with muppets. I ran out of time to do the particle water effects, but this is basically Pacific Rim anyway.

[thebibliosphere]

We’re losing our collective shit laughing at this. Holy crap it’s so funny, please turn the sound on.

[adulthoodisokay]

this is amazing

[beckie-letitia-deactivated20210]

This blog is pro tits and anti Nazi

[aqueerkettleofish]

British Cops Want to Use AI to Spot Porn—But It Keeps Mistaking Desert Pics for Nudes

London’s Metropolitan Police believes that its artificial intelligence software will be up to the task of detecting images of child abuse in the next “two to three years.” But, in its current state, the system can’t tell the difference between a photo of a desert and a photo of a naked body.

This just seemed appropriate today.

[ericvilas]

oh please please PLEASE let Tumblr flag this post

[ericvilas]

FUCK YES WE DID IT FOLKS

[hungry-joe]

[sunfissh]

This is the most direct criticism I’ve seen a show make of it’s own fanbase in a long while.

[alacerlucifer]

[electricbreeze]

Schrödinger’s boys

[klubbhead]

FUCK

[alphahoennomega]

What about cracking open a cold milkshake

[crystalsoulslayer]

As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.

[6qubed]

mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town

[sketchedramblings]

I love this way too much

[liquidstar]

twilight sparkle is so iconic because one day she just showed up to ponyville and next thing you know she has 5 girlfriends and celestia thought this was so cool that she made twilight a princess

[liquidstar]

twilight: dear princess celestia i have 5 gfs now

celestia: thats fucking dope do you wanna be an alicorn princess

[weirdbuzzfeed]

Police Set Up A Camera In Kansas To Find A Mountain Lion And WTF Is Happening

[buzzfeed]

For their part, the Gardner police said in a Facebook post that they thought it was pretty damn funny.

“We would like to sincerely thank the persons responsible as it made our day when we pulled up what we expected to be hundreds of pictures of coyotes, foxes and raccoons. Thank you to the citizens who noticed the cameras. Your effort and sense of humor are greatly appreciated.”

[fat-mabari]

I’d like to think that this is just how people in Kansas naturally behave at night.

[glitterxspite]

[ludicneeds]

Ars Goetia Collaboration with two of my amazing friends, @ghostgods did the sketch, @corviday did the lines & I colored!

[cursedimagez]

[randomitemdrop]

Item: drawer full of orbs that will, once per day, generate a knife

[metalbatteryzone]

[pochowek]

[whitepeopletwitter]

If it’s free it’s for me

[maydei]

[ambigousfern]

So my computer did a thing and I feel like this could be a new meme but I don’t know what context to put it in so have fun

[purse-full-of-breadsticks]

When you catch a glimpse of your reflection and you look better than you thought

[mrmonroe-deactivated20210912]

that moment when you start to disassociate for no reason whatsoever and your mental illness is like, “hayyyy girl how you been” and you’re just like, “oh, it’s you.”