[theunknownpen]

[flershnork]

I'm sorry, the cephalopod facts continue during sex.

[ducksdontdraw]

will you love him?? 🥺 will you buy. hats.

[party-in-the-front]

Commission from more than a year ago, I think I forgot to share it here!

[girlnephew]

[env0]

[madeofvoid-deactivated20250113]

[cat-mermaid]

i can't fucking shut up about the man that people are starting to call "The Claims Adjuster" because he not only shot that evil fucker but:

wrote deny defend depose on the bullets in sharpie

deliberately left behind a backpack in central park full of fucking monopoly money

and the cherry on top (so far) is that he potentially used a gun that was designed for veterinarians to put down sick animals

its art, its amazing, this is the best thing thats happened in like 10 years and he is my hero. Everything has felt so bleak and this is like a ray of light shining through the dark clouds into my soul

may they never catch him, and may we never find out who he was

[switchkick]

[moki-dokie]

if this is actually his backpack and actually the contents in it, he just became a million times cooler holy fuck LMAO

[moki-dokie]

also the FBI is finally jumping on the case and upped the reward to a whole... $50k.

that wouldn't even BEGIN to touch the debt most folks are in directly because of UHC. that isn't even enough to live on for a year without working in the vast majority of the country.

that is quite literally pocket change compared to what brian thompson was raking in from the suffering and deaths of millions.

[moki-dokie]

He's being called the claims adjuster by the people oh my god we gave our hero a name they're never taking this badass down now

[daily-spooky]

[syakesan]

America be like "you cant have free healthcare or easy access to disability but you can have a gun"

[syakesan]

no healing, no living, go KILL

[syakesan]

This post was really fucking funny in hindsight

[daily-spooky]

[charlesoberonn]

[plushviscera]

[felitomkinson]

[woman-becomer]

I want to be an evil wizard. but I keep choosing kindness

[woman-becomer]

does anyone have advice

[smallnico]

no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder

[tpwrtrmnky]

Fucked up that you have to go to work during the winter. Should be curled up in a little nest with several months' supply of food stocked up right now.