Mosssssssssss

[mossdapossum]

OwO

[mossdapossum]

OwO

[parakeet]

if the truman show came out in 2020 trumans life would be livestreamed 24/7 and the twitch chat would be absolutely wildin. poggers

[parakeet]

whenever truman was preoccupied like sitting at the bus stop checking fake reddit on his phone or whatever it would be like that live stream of jackson hole wyoming before they took the chat away

[parakeet]

[mossdapossum]

Chat, is this real? No, chat, I'm going up the staircase, don't gaslight me. Chat, is that you?

[something-perpendicular]

the WOKE LEFT are trying to turn HERMIT CRABS into THEYMIT CRABS

[post-uwuifier]

da WOKE WEFT awe twying to tuwn HEWMIT CWABS into DEYMIT CWABS UwU

This post has been UwU-ified!

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[ty-bayonet-betteridge]

good god this just crossed my dash in the year of our lord 2023

[jeremysknoxes]

I LIKE YOUR SHOELACES??? IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024??

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Let’s take it to 4 million, folks!

[alt-menu]

almost there!

[sociallyodd260]

TO 4 MILLION!!!!!!!!!

[snarky-wallflower]

THE ORIGINAL SHOELACES POST?? ON MY DASH IN 2024??

[frottinq]

[frottinq]

you people will reblog anything

[gauntletqueen]

Visit Original Link

voiced it <3

[deep-state-partisan]

[fallout-lou-begas]

[squeakitties]

[thyrell]

[woosh-floosh]

[silliest--billiest]

[jealous-side-hoe]

[pro-prin-prinny]

[0v9]

[0v9]

[mossdapossum]

[yesornopolls]

Has your #1 comfort character committed a crime?

Has your #1 comfort character committed a crime?

Yes

No

Voting ended onApr 19, 2024

[vampantheon]

just a small collection of my favorite tags on this post so far

[sister-equalist]

I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook

I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat. 

[catchymemes]

[maeneiii]

Imma yappin your ear out

[mossdapossum]

[daily-spooky]

[papayajuan2019]

i'm digging the hole deeper tomorrow

[carcinoguts-deactivated20230802]

its so evil that im the only person that lives in texas

[stardial]

/spawn human_man id:895_jerma 10000

[carcinoguts-deactivated20230802]

this is a desperate for people to hang out with post NOT a jerma post dawn

[stardial]

/kill human_man id:895_jerma 10001

[carcinoguts-deactivated20230802]

can someone in texas hang out with me now

[stardial]

/spawn entity:the_killer 1

[latenightgasstationwalk]

Of course it goes without saying that I am hopelessly dependent on the ingot

[headspace-hotel]

This isn't even a hate message this is just the funniest possible thing in the universe. I'm losing my shit laughing right now