slytherin

[roaldamundsen]

give it up for bread with soup

[heroofshield]

[skinwretch]

the leftism leaving people's bodies when you tell them making fun of someone's appearance is always objectively scummy even if the person they're making fun of is bad

[skinwretch]

"lol are we really surprised that the dude who said eating puppies is good and morally correct looks like THIS" and then it's just a picture of a completely normal looking person who is fat or has acne or just in general doesn't meet the societally imposed standard of conventional "hotness," which is bizarrely being posited as an indicator of morality

[vang0bus]

cats dont even know how baby they are. they probably think theyre wise and dangerous and respectable but theyre actually little baby guys. we know this. its obvious to us that theyre small and baby. but they dont know

[radiofreederry]

[homunculus-argument]

My boyfriend prefers his mattresses firm, and I need a soft mattress. He prefers his food temperate while I like my food hot and spicy. This is another good reason to not have a kid, because even if the kid averages out and prefers everything in the middle, there's the risk of some blonde bitch breaking into our house to rummage through our stuff.

[tenorgender]

yo these violent delights are kinda awesome. wonder how they’ll end though

[mapsontheweb]

US state borders but they are based off rivers and mountains

[dessa-banks]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

@blinded-by-love

[medicinemane]

I think we should do this but leave Colorado alone so there’s just an extremely jarring rectangle in one part of this

[supreme-leader-stoat]

I like how you think.

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

enough. to the Box with you

[frottinq]

did you know adultery is a crime for us military members lol

[leviathan-supersystem]

good thing it’s not a crime for their wives or i’d be aiding and abetting criminals every day of the week!

[deadpossumbrigade-deactivated20]

MORE LIKE AIDING AND ABEDDING IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

[leviathan-supersystem]

hey-o!

[gerardpilled]

have you ever thought to yourself, "hey, maybe I won't be an edgy faggot today?"

Received this ask January of 2017. Just needed to think about it for a bit. Answer is no.

[tsunderemployee]

today i found this like. insane trad art person on twitter who still thinks impressionism is like a dangerous and degenerate and novel art movement

[tsunderemployee]

this is the funniest hill to die on ever i think

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

The impressionists were all in their 70-90s when WW1 kicked off

William Adolphe Bouguereau, the Academecist who painted the painting on the left, died aged 79 in 1905.

[tsunderemployee]

no excuse. those old men should have been in the trenches #mindset #success #hustle

[weaver-z]

Imagine being the employee who got to do this. I would treasure this memory for the rest of my life. I don’t think I could ever be truly depressed again if I got to slap this guy

[marlbororeds100s-deactivated202]

LIKE to slap rudy giuliani’s bald head

REBLOG to slap rudy giuliani’s bald head

[sistermp3old]

life could be dream

[halfhardtorock]

[my-random-fandoms]

I am SCREAMING. This is the funniest thing I've ever seen. True himbo energy.

[la-laborista-republiko]

from a comrade

The people who sheltered Jews in hidden rooms and attics and basements during the Holocaust were breaking the law. The people who smuggled 7,000 Jews out of Denmark were breaking the law. Schindler was breaking the law. The Underground Railroad broke the law. Harriet Tubman broke the law. MLK broke the law. Hell, the fucking Boston Tea Party broke the law.

If saving friends and family and innocent people is breaking the law, break the law. If standing up for truth and justice is breaking the law, break the law.

The law is unjust. The law is morally wrong. Break the fucking law.

[haiku-robot]

the law is unjust the law is morally wrong break the fucking law

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[commupissed-deactivated20180419]

Comrade haiku bot

[jupiter-harsh]

This is it, Hiku Bot’s highest moment

[mckitterick]

[teathattast]

[andthenyourealizethat]

IM GONNA THROW UP WHY DID THEY LET JOE BIDEN DO THE FINGER HEART THING IN HIS PHOTO OP WITH BTS

[neptunetheghost]

[explorersofsky]

[mithraxx]

no one ever talks about how being fat intersects with being gay and/or being trans. fat people are unequivocally given less access to their OWN gayness and/or their OWN transness: we cannot be shamelessly gay, or shamelessly trans in a way even remotely similar to fit lgbt folk. we are denied that experience not only by straight people–because we are viewed as repulsive not only for being lgbt but for also being fat– but we are denied it by our own community, too.

but who cares about the fat lesbians and wlw who are told they are only lesbians because they “can’t attract a man.” or the fat trans women who are denied their own gender, who others consider to not be “feminine enough” because we’re all told that fat is not feminine, it is not womanly. the fat trans man who is too short and too round and too soft to be considered a man, who is also denied his transness because “clearly you’re only uncomfortable because you’re fat.” the fat gay man who struggles feeling comfortable in his own skin going to spaces where he’s supposed to be welcomed, all because he doesn’t fit the Right Aesthetic.

honestly fuck all the people who turn a blind eye to this. 

[daenerys-targaryen]

winona ryder’s character in stranger things has never been wrong even once and every time the fucking gravity turns off or whatever she says “hey thats weird right” and everyone in a 10 mile radius is like “woah category five woman moment incoming”