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hang on. Cattigan had an entire ANACONDA hidden down his pants during that meeting with the Creed?

#critical role #cr spoilers #this is such a change in how I’m having to visualize that scene

I like that the number of fingers animals have varies so ridiculously throughout the animal kingdom. humans* have 5 per limb. cats have 5 on their front limbs but 4 on their hind limbs. a lot of birds have either 4 or 3 digits per limb. ostriches and some sloths have 2 digits per limb. chameleons have 5 digits per limb but these are grouped and fused into functionally 2 digits. horses have 1 digit per limb. what are we even doing can we standardise this nonsense. imagine how embarrassing it'll be if aliens discover us and find out we still haven't agreed on what a sensible number of fingers is

mostlyfaceless

there’s a bunch of cats descended from Hemingway’s that have six or more toes per paw

remember to practice safe sex with your robot and put down an anti-static mat

foone

I always wear the wrist strap thing for protection, isn't that enough?

mostlyfaceless

#xkcd #i swear there’s an xkcd for everything

pinkdovess

this meme is so niche

obscenicon

duckdotcom

whentheskittlesfightback

i love the phrase "pet peeve". this is my dog made of dislike

soup-mother

Elves aren't real dipshit. It was probably a weather balloon that gave you that footjob.

hellsitegenetics

String identified: a't a t. t a a a at a tat ga tat t.

Closest match: Cervus elaphus genome assembly, chromosome: 31 Common name: Red Deer

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emmamushi

Elk aren’t real, dipshit.

chanelle-lize

Orc with a Steel Earring (hehe)

Digital pencil sketch of Thaisha Lloy, played by Aabria Iyengar (@quiddie).

the-faustian-locust

I’ve been seeing many bad takes about Thaisha in ep18 and I’m here to say.. why does everyone criticize her 50x more? I mean I know why; it’s racism, but like come on. Personally, she’s one of my favourites, and I love her attitude towards the other characters. She’s strong in her convictions and she’s not willing to let anyone shove her around for it. This extends into her flaws of being stubborn and a little too headstrong sometimes, but that’s good! She is such a masterful character and she is NOT “hogging the spotlight” or some shit. Often, everyone else hems and haws about what to do next, she is not “being the main character” for making a strong suggestion while everyone else is being indecisive! So many people only talk about her when she interacts with Occtis- I am a little guilty of this myself I’ll admit and I’m planning on making more posts about characters other than hot potatwink soon- and she deserves more attention!

I’m so excited to hopefully get a Thaisha cold open and I really hope it’s a solo focus on her, I like her so much and I need more. Also screw anyone complaining about the fact we got Druid lore instead of fighting the druids I WANT THE DRUID LORE INSTEAD OF UNNECESSARY COMBAT THANKS.