Alive out of spite

A nonsensical collection of things, which tingle my brain at its funny spot

[animentality]

[coldgoldlazarus]

[onion-souls]

Sorry, Millennials, but recent paleontologist findings and hyolaryngeal apparatus reconstructions no longer support the hypothesis that "rawr" means "I love you" in dinosaur.

[onion-souls]

I made you a bibliography but I eated it :(

[kestarren]

"Karma's Pas de Deux" by Hana Choi, 2025. Oil on linen 112.1 x 112.1 cm. South Korean artist born 2003.

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[mother-moths-stuff]

I'm pretty sure, I'd be homeless to, if I hadn't had my husband, who helped me get benefits.

I was in no condition to do the paperwork myself.

I have higher education, I have worked for ~20 jears, cared for sick loved ones, raised kids...

No person to end under a bridge you'd think.

And then I could not even care for myself anymore, and there was no functioning safety net to help me come back on track.

Except for my husband.

Nobody is really safe.

This struggle is real for so many ppl.

And most of them feel left alone.

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[anarchistmemedistro]

[tembles]

"Violence is not the answer" is only ever shouted at the marginalized. The ruling class has free and celebrated use of violence.

[negativ00]

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

REMEMBER IF YOU HONK ALLYOU AT ME I WILL HONK HONK IF YOU GET ANY CLOSER U HAVE TO HONK IF IF YOU WILL IF I HONK MYSELF WANT HONK IF YOU HAVE EVER BEEN PERSONALLY VICTIMIZED BY HONK

[pangur-and-grim]

the under-chin wrinkles are a little challenging

[pangur-and-grim]

you people shouldn’t be allowed to say these things

[sandmandaddy69]

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

[ferret-on-pancakes]

[its-your-mind]

[miteistic]

[nick-nonya]

[cleanedupcorporationprogress]

[boothyghost]

[all-save-challenge]

I love this post especially the rat part

going on me feed

[trolleybusaberrations]

what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post

[bingle-official]

[primordialsoupvendor]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[definitely-not-a-plant]

[spectroacha]

DOES IT NOT STOP

[pjackk]

Yooooo 🤑🤑🤑🇹🇷⚔️🇬🇷

[monkeymage]

Hope a seabird or a wild eagle swoops down and takes your meals

[pjackk]

Ok but i hope a rotten hand grabs ur throte & throttles U while swanging U around hard

[strange-aeons]

FATHER WE MUST HAVE MORE BALD BIGLES

[strange-aeons]

Clearly you don't own an air fryer

[foldingfittedsheets]

My girlfriend and I are laying quietly in the pitch black bedroom. In a soft whisper with no inflection, I said, “Someone is here.”

My girlfriend’s whole body stiffens and they go, “What the FUCK!”

They didn’t feel the little kitty feet I felt or have the context so instead of understanding a cat was joining us in bed they thought I was signaling the start of a horror movie.

[3000s]

tumblr giveaway

reblog to win one of that

[strange-aeons]

I tried to make an "I fought in the alberta rat wars on the side of the rats" shirt but i fucking burned the shirt. I don't even know HOW. The gods have a vendetta against alberta, and rightfully so

Did you take that photo on a 2009 flip phone?

[faesfumbles]

r.i.p. dislocated my shoulder

[mother-moths-stuff]

I once dislocated my shoulder and collarbone, lying in a lawn chair....

Bc I laughed...

And, yes, of course it was a Tumblr thread.