THE EASTER BUNNY IS JESUSS FURSONA I SWEAR (quote my friend)

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THE EASTER BUNNY IS JESUSS FURSONA I SWEAR (quote my friend)
TUMBLR IS GAY TWITTER QUOTE MY GF
sleeping under a blanket in just your underwear when it’s cold and your blanket is warm enough to make up for it is the best fucking thing
until the demon living under your bed rips it off and has full access to your body
and the demon is probably hot so she can do what she wants what’s your point
a lot more likes than reblogs on this post bc this webbed site is full of cowards that know im right
Shut it
*heavy breathing* haiii
Let them in!
Do you think they’re friends or enemies
we fuck sometimes
you're avoiding the question
world heritage post
oh so now you wanna fuck?
reposting cuz this song is a bop
draw more fat girls, you cowards
Draw more fat guys too please, but in a normal character way, don’t have them as a constant punch line for fat jokes.
you. i like you.
Draw fat nb people as well.
draw more ppl that don’t fit the social standards
explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.
go!
no gender only vibes
*stands mezmerized in the lowes lighting fixtures section*
god is real
Everyone who reblogged this is a moth
yea I am a moth and therefore better than u get on my level
weatherboy (derogatory)
op what does this mean
wouldn't you like to know weatherboy
ADGJHFHJHG GET WEATHERBOYED
Snail but with no shell
Oh those is then ᵘʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰ slurms
a what
u heard them a slurm
Men who are over 6 ft are fruity
What do you need to be that tall for? To hold other men?
and don’t even get me started on men under 6 ft. why are you so short? to be held by another man?
What is your problem with short guys?
Like, what do you have against them?
Why are men 6ft and over so attractive to you?
I literally could not care less about height, I just want a guy/girl PERIOD
Well, as long as they treat me right and they actually care about me
short men are gay can you not read
That’s mildly if not very homophobic
Just because a man is short does not mean that he’s gay.
You’re very stupid if you think that a man is gay because he’s short.
im gay because im short it’s not that hard to understand. i bet you think hampster is spelled “hamster” like a fucking idiot idiot
ham·ster/ˈhamstər/
noun
a solitary burrowing rodent with a short tail and large cheek pouches for carrying food, native to Europe and northern Asia.
Not only does this further prove your idiocy, it also proves that your grammar is extremely poor.
In short, get fucked.
Seriously, fuck you, kaiisens.
no need to get emotional 🙄 we’re just talking and here you are making up fake definitions of hampster and telling me to get fucked that’s really emotionally abusive you know that right?
Literally look it up.
Look it up right now and take a screenshot.
Do it.
I know you won’t because you’re afraid of being wrong.
Emotional abuse is someone constantly tearing down someone’s emotional health, usually from someone that the victim has previously been attached to.
I’m telling you to go suck a dick because you’re being a dumbass, whiny bitch, want me to keep going?
Or are you gonna keep whining about how wrong I am and about how apparently all short men are gay?
we’ve been married for five years. im sick of you trying to gaslight me into thinking it’s spelled hamster. please just calm down and stop making up lies, you’re making us both look bad.
YOU LITERALLY EDITED THAT PIC
IT’S VERY OBVIOUSLY FAKE
WE’RE NOT MARRIED, YOU’RE BEING AN ASS, AND YOU’RE THE ONE MAKING UP LIES
please come home. this isn’t your heart. i know you made a mistake and don’t want to admit that it’s spelled hampster and that men being short is a homosexual trait but it’s ok. we can work this out baby, you just need to stop the constant lying and arguing over nothing. i know your emotionally abusive but you can change i know you can.
This is better than the smooth sharks post, holy FUCK
HOW DID THIS GO FROM TALL AND SHORT MEN BEING GAY TO HAMPSTERS
yes
come thru bitch
If I had legs like his I'd show them off all the time too
If I had this much ass I'd wear skin tight pencil skirts all the time
KING HAS LEGS
Lord has CAKE
Those shoes look uncomfortable af but you go emperor
i follow this guy on instagram and he’s always so well-put together and i’m sitting here in sweatpants like. damn. fashion goals. i can’t wear heels bc of my leg nerves but like. the aesthetic is on point.
and he ends all his instagram captions with “clothes and shoes should have no gender” and like. very sexy of you mark. we stan
i’m still dying over “KING HAS LEGS. lord has CAKE” like we all really saw the mile long legs and the ass and went d a m n
YALL HES VERIFIED ON INSTA THIS IS AWESOME
Seeing this exchange on Reddit was so sad. Men and boys need love and affection as much as women and girls.
Fuck, this reminds me of this good post I saw on I believe Twitter. Can’t find it and even so I’d rather not repost it if it can be helped but it was basically some dude crawling into bed w/ his girlfriend/wife and he was clearly upset and she offers him sex to make him feel better but he declines so instead she cuddles him and he starts crying and says thank you. Super cute and sweet.
Is it this?
Yeah! That’s the one. Thanks.
That post reminds me of this one I saw on Reddit:
Kill the idea that men don’t want physical affection 2KForever.
I’m in an enby-enby relationship and like fuck being a top or bottom everyone just needs a hug every once and a while. With us nothing is really gendered obviously but like why can’t straight relationships and or all relationships be like this. Even if u don’t like being touched (like me) everyone needs attention and to be appreciated, it shouldn’t be only one appreciating and supporting the other. point is fuck gendered stereotypes
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im sure i am missing some but we’re getting there
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