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Sebâs 2021 new starter pack âĽ^^
right now, tumblr is probably the only place where no one i know irl follows me and i would like to use this chance to be honest with you guys:
I am, sexually attracted to Oc fucking tane. Yes, Octane as in Apex Legends. Gods.
theres no difference between exercise and black magic both of them hurt your body at first and drain you of energy but the more you dabble in it the more powerful you become
this is the most inspiring thing i have ever read
I spent too much mana at the gym this week Iâm MAGICALLY POOPED.
Person: Your writing is so good!
Me:
You have been visited by the Thor of Positivityâ˘! Take pride in your work and be confident in it! It may not be perfect but he knows you are working very hard and pouring your passion into it and therefore it is a Good Thing.Â
THE THOR OF POSITIVITY SHALL NOW AND FOREVER MORE BE THE BEST THING EVER
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What has been your worst "nice guy" experience?
So, possibly one of the coolest things Iâve ever seen. I mean you know how you hear the âwomen want him, men want to *be* himâ stuff in old movies? Well Iâm a man and by *god* I wanted to be this guy. Anyway!
Iâm having dinner with my girlfriend at the time, and behind us are a couple on a date. It is.. not going well. Guy was being rather creepy and making some pretty inappropriate comments, the girl doesnât look at all comfortable.
The girl finishes her appetiser really quickly, my guess is she wanted to get it over with. Guy proceeds to comment on it and says âwell, least I know you can swallow right?â. Loudly.
Girl goes red and tells him that isnât appropriate, he literally waves his hand in a âshooâ type motion and says âoh calm down I was going to find out in a few hours anywayâ.
I missed her exact reply as she moved to a hushed tone, but it was fairly obvious what was being said - fuck no, fuck off, fuck this. He responded with âsweetheart I picked you up, I know where you liveâ. She lost the colour in her face and said nothing.
No. No. Fuck no. Iâm one of those âget involvedâ type of people and there is no way Iâm sitting here watching this go down. I get up. I donât know what Iâm going to do, but Iâm 23, fighting fit and happy to put that motherfucker through a wall. I may have had a slight temper in my youth. But anyway.
I was halfway out of my chair when a hand came down on my shoulder and I look up to this mid-50s but super fit guy who says âEasy.. Iâve got this one sonâ. Absolute, total confidence in his voice.. so seeing as my current plan amounted to âstab him in the neckâ and Iâm already thinking maybe thatâs not the best idea, I sit down.
He walks over, grabs a nearby chair, flips it around and sits down with the couple. Then.. he pulls out his police ID and puts it on the table. Now the guy doesnât have any colour in his face.
Cop: âSo, Iâm quietly celebrating my daughters birthday with my family when I distinctly hear you threaten this young lady, would you care to explain yourself?â
Guy: âI, ah, well, um, you see..â
Cop: âThatâs what I thought. Now see, we take a *very* dim view of that kind of thing, so right now Iâm deciding if I want to have some of my buddies come pick you up.â
Guy: âoh no well thatâŚâ
Cop: âBut that would disrupt everyoneâs dinner, so how about you hand me your ID, because I wouldnât want you running off on me, then you go see one of the staff here and settle your bill.. the full bill now, this young lady shouldnât go hungry on account of your poor behaviour. Or we can go with the first option, Iâll leave it up to you.â
Guy: âNo no! Thatâs perfectly fine!â \*hands over ID, gets up and walks very quickly in the direction of the counter\*
Cop: \*while writing down the guys details\* âSorry about that miss, I hope Iâm not intruding it just seemed like you could use some help. Oh and donât worry, if you want to pursue this further Iâll have some of the boys pick him up on his way home, we can definitely take this further.â
Girl: âNo, thank you so much, I wanted to run out 30 minutes ago but he drove me hereâ.
Cop: \*shifts from hardarse cop to comforting father figure in about half a second\* âWell Iâm here with my daughter, sheâs about your age, perhaps youâd like to finish your meal with us? We can run you home afterwards if youâd like, unless youâd prefer to call someone else?â
Girl: âOh.. that would be really nice.. thankyou so much!â
\*guy returns, so does the hardarse cop\*
Guy: âUh so, Iâve paid the bill, if I could have my ID back..â.
Cop: âThere you go.. now I have your details right here so I *highly* recommend you donât go near or contact this young lady ever again.â
Guy: âYes yes of course, Iâm so sorry!â
The guy pretty much fled the restaurant, the girl went and sat with the cop and his family and by the time we left they were still sitting around talking and laughing about random crap.
It was hands down the best way I have ever seen anybody handle any situation, ever. That cop is my hero.
I will always reblog this.
Will forever reblog this example of what cops should be like
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wow itâs cool that all these celebrities came together to spread this important message about checking sources
FMAB does breasts right.
Their boobs move. LikeâŚrealistically move. As in, the way actual breasts would motion if a woman made that movement without an over the top exaggeration and the camera is framed in a way so that itâs clearly not supposed to be sexual the way most anime would stage it. The scenes in question are meant to be taken seriously so the animators and direction is take things seriously. Either itâs just a character walking down a hall or clapping her hands.Â
If this were any other action/adventure anime, the camera angle wouldâve been something like this for Winryâs introduction:
This is weird, but what I find so sexy about Riza is, well⌠How she isnât sexualized. Like, she isnât a pure sex object in nonstop sexy outfits. Sheâs a beautiful military woman, and she dresses appropriately for the role. Along with that sheâs NEVER used as the âsexy distractionâ trope that women often are used for. She has a good role, sheâs a fighter, but also has a kind heart for her friends.
That and more are reasons Riza is my favorite female anime character, and FMAB is my favorite anime.
Well said my friend.
I think there was only one instance of jiggle physics and that was with lust but that was when they were trying to make a joke about havoc having a thing for boobs and the joke was more about havoc than lust having big breasts.
âYou fell into my booby trapâ (proceeds to paralyze Havoc afterwards)
What I also love is that their boobs are in equal proportion to every other body part. Like, yeah, a character might have bigger boobs, but she also had a big waist/hips/legs/etc to go with it, so the largeness doesnât feel fake. Plus, they never draw attention to the sexual stuff, and the only exception was the joke with Havoc. And it was posed in a way that made it feel like less of a raunchy boob joke and more of a joke on Havoc and how his attraction to boobs is what led him to be deceived, which doesnât leave female viewers uncomfortable, or feeling like their body is constantly the butt of a joke, like some other animes do
Thatâs a good point that I didnât realize. All of characters in the show have equally proportioned bodies.Â
Edâs muscles get larger as he gets older but never reaches John Cena level of jacked since heâs still under 6 feet tall. Heâs always presented as ripped and not âbulkyâ like Sig or Alex.Â
Riza is about the same height as adult Ed, but they have different body styles thus the word for her would be toned. Sheâs still lean but her muscles and body shape are the same arenât âcompactâ.Â
Fmab follows the basic body designs for males and female characters and doesnât exaggerate a specific feature to the point where itâs comedic. It makes itâs bed, and lies in it. Â
Every time I see a girl in just about any other action/adventure (shonen) anime I just think:
âis your back okay? You need a doctor? Hey Thomas! Call Lucy a chiropractor!â
or better yet:
âGood Lord! Get this man a sandwich!â
The only real exception to the whole body proportion thing is ALEX LOUIS ARMSTRONG
But his ridiculously bulky muscles are used largely as a comedic element, in which the overly toned nature of his body is commented on as the âfreak of natureâ kind of idea and definitely not presented as if thatâs some kind of expectation for anyone else in the show.Â
#fma#whispers: its bc a woman made it
donât fucking whisper it scream it from the rooftops: ITâS BC A WOMAN MADE IT.
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This story was different actually??? And even better??? The girl, Brooklyn Andracke, used to wave at the truck every thursday and the trashman waved her back. It was a very important to her to do it every week. It was HER birthday, and she decided that she wanted to share her birthday cake with the trashman. She also wanted to meet her hero, whose name is Delvar Dopson.
The girlâs mother thanked Delvar for his work and explained to him how important it is for Brooklyn to wave at him every thursday. He was pretty surprised but he admitted that every time he drove near the house he hoped that the girl would wave at him. Thatâs not the end of the story though. Next week Delvar had a surprise for the little girl.
He brought her a bunch of amazing birthday gifts!
They both got quite popular, and Delvar is getting a lot of thank you messages from trashmen from all over the world for representing them in such a good way.
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âAfter he left, we continued on to daycare. Brooklyn was unusually quiet in the backseat. I asked her if she was okay, and she said, âMommy, Iâm so happy.ââ
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