channel 5 yunkey news

[fishpondfish]

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

[jessebloom]

first day of pride month

[bgm05]

ideas for discourse i came up with

having OCs is bourgeois

people who write erotica should be considered sex workers

only americans believe in aliens

it's misogynist to draw touhou characters with big boobs

the "godzilla" franchise is harmful because it teaches children that they should be afraid of lizards and other animals

feel free to argue about any of these, credit not needed but appreciated

[bladeweave]

cannot understand why people like youtubers who are yelling the entire time. why do you let that man raise his voice at you.

[sycamorality]

op disabled reblogs but i really wanted this post on my blog again

[despair-the-zero]

if a person refers to themself as a “silly little guy” they are usually filled with a deep evil

[imsobadatnicknames2]

We should popularize more hispanized phonetic spellings of classic character names like we did with esnupi

[imsobadatnicknames2]

Citripio y Arturito

[redstonedust]

one of my least favorite tropes is when a character has a crush that is explicitely unrequited and hopeless, yet in the timeskip epilogue they inexplicably get married. like bro if you fruitlessly pine after someone and they show no interest for the whole 3 year run of the story and then suddenly change their mind. i think theyre settling for you. quite frankly both of you need to learn some self respect. get divorced immediately.

[aroace-ryland-grace]

a favourite little moment of mine in the book and movie

[serendipititties]

You know you're kind of supposed to parse out for yourself that holden is outwardly just some awkward miserable and polite child. Like all that "annoying" talk about his cynical worldview isnt visible, you got that right? Outwardly he writes essays for his roommate on a typewriter that isnt his because he lent his out and he's nauseous at the thought of this dudebro chad hurting his friend and he tells his sister to not ruin her life running after him and hates that people graffitied the word fuck in her school and is frightened by sex [tied to his heavily implied experience with CSA] and misses his dead brother and is soul crushingly lonely. Like if you couldnt see that difference that is your own shortcoming not your english teacher's and most certainly not J.D Salinger's.

[serendipititties]

"We need more complex and unlikable protagonists in novels!" You fucks couldnt even handle Holden Caulfield

[flutterbvnny]

does anyone know how to stop feeling like a weird kid looking on from the outside at everyone

[arowitharrows]

Shout-out to aromantic people whose lives are so fucking busy that they periodically forget what day of the week it is. today is Wednesday, June 5th. Happy Aromantic Visibility Day.

[arowitharrows]

Today is Thursday, June 5th. Happy Aromantic Visibility Day.

[arowitharrows]

It's June 5th again!

[cloudabserk]

grace is like rocky be honest am i too clingy? and rocky is like grace i would mind meld with you if i could.

[yujateaandpi]

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

[kabber]

[mellifexfarm]

behold my ugly