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during transitory periods of your life you may hit a 'this isn't even worth it, i'm already exhausted out of my mind from the effort of bringing this about, and losing any comforts i may have had in my life before - is it even going to be better for all of this?'. that's the hater PRINCE DIOS speaking and you have to run him over with a car
RUN HIM OVER WITH THE CAR TUESDAY
CUTE BOY FROM CLASS WHO IS GROWING HIS HAIR OUT AND WEARING A HOODIE: thanks for helping me with my homework! hey um... is it okay if I tell you something important? you have to promise to keep it a secret....
SKELETON BALLING:
she's already dead what do you mean
Family downtime
My friend’s little brother (non-verbal) used to hide people’s shoes if he liked the person, because it meant they had to stay longer. The more difficult it was to find your shoes, the more he liked you.
One day my cousin came over, and she was a bitch. When it was time to leave, my friend’s brother handed her shoes directly to her and she went on and on about how he must have a crush on her because he only “helped” her.
Reblog to hide prev’s shoes as a gesture of love
@octahedral-chaos @mystic-menagerie @k9mackenzie hiding yalls shoes one at a time, and when you find it, the other one is missing :3
Prev tags plus @bnuuwitch @indiestsnake @makothedorito
WHERE MY SHOES GO
@trash-jsab @mugzymiik
consider your shoes GONE
Good luck finding your shoes in my maze of a house that’s in OHIO-
@thesealantern @braincellll @lightning-heart15
FUCK
MY SHOES
Anyway
@astronic-fr @ouro-bones @that-forest-gremlin @rennymayflower @soysauseater @cosmoshining ur shoes are now my property /silly
@sennyside @drowninnoodles @ludrii-shenanigins @ssiren-studioss @anewbieartist356 @lemonboywriter im revoking your shoe privileges 😌 good luck finding them they GONE
IM GOING BAREFOOT TO YOUR HOUSE TO EXPLODE YOU
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i feel so bad for todays college students i went to college 10 years ago and cheating was so easy. i know this isn't going to sound true but when i was in college in 2014 my professors didn't know how to use the computer. one of my professors taught a photoshop class and didn't know you could draw pictures in it. i asked about this and she was like you can't do that in photoshop
Sure, boss, I’d still be ya henchman if you was a woim
she took my scarab in the divorce
what have i done
stop telling me what not to draw. i do not care
this is the funniest tweet of all time
Ok I am once again liveblogging the Word of the Year vote
• For informal word of the year, multiple people have gone up to the mic announcing themself as “team rawdog”
• One respected professor threw his support behind “W”, saying (I’m paraphrasing) “double the u, double the pleasure”
• In lieu of an institution, one person announced themself as a “tumblr shitposter”. That person? Was me.
Unsurprisingly, “rawdogging” has won Informal Word of the Year 2024 by a truly MASSIVE landslide
“Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body” has just been last-minute nominated for political word of the year, challenging “Luigi”’s crowd-favorite status.
Someone just started playing smooth jazz on the speakers to pass the time as waited for the presenters to resolve their tech issues
“Luigi” wins political word of the year!!
• Somebody (me) just last-minute nominated “I’m bald” for Digital Word of the Year.
• A middle school teacher has gone up to the mic to INSIST that the correct order is “Skibidi Ohio Rizz”, not “Skibidi Rizz Ohio”
• The Digital Word of the Year commentariat appears to be almost entirely made up of middle school teachers
• A middle school teacher sitting next to me: “I’ve had to set a quota for how many ‘skibidi’s are allowed in my students’ creative writings”
“Brainrot” wins Digital Word of the Year!
• For the second day in a row, the presenter has insisted that “hurkle durkle” can be used as a synonym for “bedrotting”
• “Lock in” wins Most Useful Word of the Year
• WOTY mvp Nicole Holliday has brought up the concept of “Toilets with threatening auras”, arguing that “we live in a vibes-based economy”.
• Arguing in favor of “Unserious”, someone claimed that “there is nothing more cutting than being called unserious.” She then proceeded to call the rest of the contenders unserious, eliciting audible gasps from the audience.
• “Unserious” has defeated “NIL” in a runoff for Most Likely To Succeed Word of the Year
Ok we’ve moved on to “Most Fun While it Lasted”, a category that I accidentally caused to exist during nominations yesterday.
• Someone has gone up to defend “hawk tuah”, calling it the “most potent, most virile” word of all time. The havoc this comment has caused is indescribable.
• Ok seemingly everyone this round is speaking in support of “Hawk Tuah”
• “Brat” wins Most Fun While it Lasted!
• Someone has provided “We boutta rawdog an entire presidential administration” as an example sentence
• In a profoundly unsurprising development, basically half of the commenters this round spoke in favor of “rawdogging”
RAWDOGGING WINS WORD OF THE YEAR 2024!!
OFFICIAL BREAKING LINGUISTICS NEWS
wow players having to stand in lines for a quest because a relevant npc can only talk to one player at a time. is the funniest image on the planet
i need to correct this: wow classic doesn’t have any npcs that can only talk to one player at a time. these lines actually formed for a quest npc that players had to kill to complete the objective. knowing that i think this image is even funnier.
Literally this
My favourite is the guy saying, “This is like being at the dmv”
It’s so fucked up how tiktok culture has made clout-poisoned people turn the public into content, every day I see people minding their business have their entire faces put online for thousands of likes, a couple kissing on the train, a lady dancing across a cross walk, a guy nodding his head to the music at a club, a lady buying a banana at the store, ring camera footage of the neighbors kids being stupid. Just let people live jfc
I think I may have made it seem like this is about wholesome content (which my sentiment towards that is the same) but most of the time when I see this stuff people are being ridiculed for being completely normal. And I didn’t make up any of these examples btw, I couldn’t find the dance one but only because there are too many videos of people being recorded at cross walks
(Faces censored and additional text added by me)
Im gonna add this to every post about this i see im never gonna shut up about it. This will get people killed. This will ruin lives. More people live in hiding than you think. So many people are one post away from having to abandon their whole lives. Dont ever post anything of anyone without their consent, stranger or not.
I am a photographer. It is my job to go into schools and take candid photos for the yearbook.
The number of kids that are on a 'do not photograph' list isn't large, but it is a non-zero number. If that kid is even out of focus in the background, we do not use that photo.
If a child shows even the tiniest bit upset that there's a person in the room with a camera, I do not take their photo.
At pop culture conventions, I ask people if I can take their photo. Or if I take a candid of them, I track them down and give them my info and get th3ir consent before posting.
At events like parties, concerts, performances, consent is generally implied because these are photographed events, but if an attendee approaches me and tells me to crop them out then I crop them out.
This makes street photography tedious, but I learned in my very first job as a camp counselor that people have very good reasons for not wanting their photo publicized. There are kids in the foster system with abusive parents. There are adults with stalkers. There are people who might be a witness to a crime.
Even outside of this- I've seen how private persons become memes against their will just by going out in public. Some people are super not normal about meme fame.
Leave people alone. The world is complicated. Make your own content.
