Lazy fanfiction writer and even lazier youtuber

A full time idiot and occational writer 

[barzum-and-baizli]

I had a dream last night that someone made sexy tumblr man humanizations of stuff like misogyny, homophobia, racism, etc and they all got really popular and people started making fanart and fanfics of them and shipping them and shit and someone made yaoi fanart of homophobia and misogyny and another user made a call out post for them. 

[barzum-and-baizli]

was looking back through my blog to try and find an ask i answered and found this again and honestly the fact that this hasn’t come true is proof alone that we’re not in the worst timeline

[oglach-uisce]

Hasn’t come true YET

[mr-legoman]

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time – Nintendo Direct 6.9.2026

Not gonna lie that notes of the Lost Woods was in fact peak.

[fruitgummmmy]

the twins!

[mr-legoman]

Persona 6 is real

[mr-legoman]

Best Girl returns

[radicalseabies]

if ur an 8ft gerudo lady hmu

[radicalseabies]

remember in botw how theres that one gerudo girl crying in the bar bc her bf dumped her for being “too tall”, and she cries like “whats that supposed to mean, im only 8 feet tall” like wtf im gonna find that dude and hes gonna catch these hands anyway if ur 8 feet tall DM me

[ghostyrivergirl]

They way she says “only” implies 8 feet is below average for Gerudo height.

[wall-maria-around-ba-sing-se]

In the Hyrule Historia, Ganondorf is stated to be 7’6’’. So with this in mind, we know that Ganondorf, the Demon King, the Prince Of Darkness, is very short for a Gerudo

[invenblocker]

Ganon turned evil because he was a manlet.

[nevver]

[gessec]

@quietbluejay

[mr-legoman]

There is no Persona 6

There is no Kingdom Hearts 4

Why do I hope

[mr-legoman]

Someone at TooKyo Games is working through their Trama

[spider-knightart]

Contingency plan for Absolute Joker:

Run

[mr-legoman]

Theory about Ken and Akio. I think they will be either rivals or thematic parallels.

Although Ken knows who his father is, he also seems to willingly accept the odd found family he has with Yuru and Co. Contrasting with Ivan abandoning his found family to look for his mother. I don't know if it will lead to anything but I would to see them interact and talk about the concept of family.

[mr-legoman]

Daemons of the Shadow Realm Theory: Right is more protective of Yuru and cares for him. Ive been rereading bits of the manga. And I've noticed Right is more caring for Yuru. While Right only seems to care when Yuru is angry. The times we see her have emotions is when Yuru is angry. Gabby and Ivan fights come to mind.

I think this could mean that Right represents a protective force that is usually smiling. Left represents Yuru's rage.

[mr-legoman]

I hated this dude but his VA really nailed it. You could feel the anger with every word.

[mr-legoman]

They put hangman's gambit in this game. This should be illegal

[correctopinionhaver]

[vegetavegetason]

[arachnopus]

[toskarin]

it was annoying at the time, but in abstract it's really funny to look back on the kinds of lore questions people would ask about elden ring immediately after playing two hours of it and skipping as much dialogue as possible just so they could get in on a popular topic

[toskarin]

people asking why they hanged the loathsome dung eater, 2022

[monchursouls]

🌾🌾🌾

Harvesting my wheat

[rat-in-the-grain]

Hehehehehe

[monchursouls]

Can I fucking help you?

[sasuke-offical]

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

[monchursouls]

What

[rat-in-the-grain]

What

[endofalltim]