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Coño don limpio

mr clean off the shits

am fascinated by the implication that this person thinks that a backflip clean out of his pants and onto a swing would be easier

lystring

genderfluid-and-confuzled

when I saw the original I didn’t laugh but this sent me

uvindi

sent you where

bread-of-death

To Walmart

spicysoulsa

Me, deciding my gender for the day:

sock-ness-monster

Everybody shut the HECK up and look at this

S H O R K

tiktokstowatch

0utoftouchthursday-deactivated2

honestly? hot girl shit

mousehole5000

gender is stored in the fucked up little half gloves

mousehole5000

what the fuck more could you want

mousehole5000

i feel so understood

zestyleaf

"magical fey shapeshifter surrounded by regular animals" is by far my favorite cartoon saloon trope

avi17

zestyleaf

This is the funniest fucking addition anyone has ever made on one of my posts. Everyone else go home

sandersstudies

Husband just told me he’s going to sit in the car because he’s about to yell at someone on the phone and doesn’t want me to be upset by his yelling and I can’t decide if this is a little sad or kinda hilarious.

sandersstudies

Remember that post about how a lot of women are inherently terrified of men shouting, even when it’s not directed at them or with cruel intentions? Good men get that and will uhhhhh apparently sit in their car on a summer day because they just HAVE to roast someone but they also respect women’s feelings.

sandersstudies

“Pardon me, madam. This gentleman must be put to rights immediately. I will take him out of doors for a thorough admonition so as not to upset your delicate constitution.”

roll1uptwice

Pay them ppl man.

memewhore

6qubed

she is possessed by a surly but affectionate goat

raptorific

action movie about a guy who pretends to be a hitman and does the whole “25% up front and the rest when the job is done” thing but then just keeps the down payment, doesn’t kill anybody, and stops responding to the client’s calls, knowing that they can’t sue him for breach of contract without confessing to trying to hire a hitman. problem is now a lot of people who are comfortable with the concept of paying someone to kill someone else are mad at him

orestian-deactivated20180120

none of his former clients know his real identity, due to him using a fresh fake for each con, so he decides that his only hope of making it out of this mess unscathed is to land the inevitable contract for his own assassination and fake his own death. thus begins his deadly race against the clock and against other actual bounty hunters, former clients, and a smoldering ex lover, whom he must betray, persuade or kill. darknet: the catfish bounty

fandomsonceandforever

Someone make a movie please.

raptorific

Just send me 25% of the funding up front and the rest when I deliver the completed movie. I’ve got a kickstarter and

spankyhole

They were sniped halfway through that sentence

magicalgirlmindcrank

Domesticated cats are pound for pound one of the most effective and efficient predators in the animal kingdom and they just live your house and you can pick them up and kiss them on their fuzzy little heads full of stupidity and bastard

quinintheclouds

blueskyscribe

Was looking on DND Beyond to see if anyone had made a homebrew Transformers race for D&D and found this. This is the ENTIRETY of the mechanics / description.

posts-from-a-darker-timeline

It’s bad enough that The Big Bang Theory got a reboot, but the fact that it’s now an animated series??? Directed by Butch Hartman????

kuma-noir-deactivated20260402

This site has never gotten me closer to a full on meltdown than the split second I had between reading this post and then reading the source

lmaonade

i got vaccinated yesterday and instead of my arm being sore woke up to a sore leg… okay

roboticoperatingbud

flimflix

windsroad

I agree that tumblr is objectively the best social media right now but we CANNOT let this go to our heads. If we act like this site is anything more than trash our hubris will lead to tragedy