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Let me just ask the police..

Your church-going, God-worshipping sister adopted a small child and you’re excited to see them. But when you do, the child is a menace. They’re throwing things everywhere, setting furniture on fire with seemingly nothing, chanting in Latin to summon demons, but the weirdest thing is that your sister doesn’t seem to mind.

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“You literally adopted the antichrist, Anne. What the fuck.”

“Yeah, I knew when I saw him at the orphanage. I figured if the kid had some decent fucking parenting that we could avoid the whole ‘Revelations’ shite. Nasty business, that.”

George, who’s name has been kindly changed from Damien, approaches his new mother with a huge spider in his hands. It promptly bursts into flames.

“Good job, love. Now go find the rest.” George’s face makes no expression, but his eyes shine when he recieves a pat on the head for his efforts.

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As the months go by, George seems to settle down. He adjusts to school, friends, and the positive reinforcement Anne gives him. She encourages the good he does, even though the powers he uses aren’t “good”. When she gets calls from the school, it’s about a rambunctious boy that won’t sit still. Not a destroyer of the world and innocence.

It’s at Christmas dinner, that you let slip your amazement to your mother. How good Anne is for him and how he’s improved a lot. Still summoning hellhounds for games of fetch, though.

“Oh, he’ll forget how to do that when he falls in love the first time,” Your mother laughs, smiling wide.

“How do you know that,” you ask bewildered.

“Because, you did.”

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every time giorno opens his fucking mouth he says shit like this

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please kill me

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@ghc Blame for this

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for context

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apparently you can use an acorn over water in Super Mario Odyssey to jump infinitely and the community has unanimously decided to call this the Wet Nut Glitch

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There he goes….Godspeed….

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from Todd he came and to Todd he shall return

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I spent real time on this and I don’t know why

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I absolutely love this but um… I hate to be the one to point this out… pretty sure that’s not the courier? I think that’s just supposed to be a veteran ranger.

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Yeah, true, but it’s really hard to come up with an iconic visual representation of a Fallout PC, and the Courier makes it worse by not even having a clear past as a vault-dweller, so you just have to default to the covers

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big dick energy

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Exactly the kind of response Doomguy should get when he walks into a room with other humans.

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Would sleeping with a centaur be considered bestiality?

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Yes

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That raises another question: do centaurs have human or horse genitals? Or both?

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Horse.

volcel-official

Then the question is, would it be morally acceptable for a centaur to mate with a normal horse

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And what would the offspring be like?

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I hate all of this

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This is the last thing you see before you die

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Ok everyone we found it. The worst post

cyprinodont

The dark souls of boner pills

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“Potion seller, I am going home with a lady, I need the strongest of erections”

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Man eating rice, China, 1901-1904

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this is an extremely important picture

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Ive never seen someone from 1904 having fun omg

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He has a nice face

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No but the history behind this picture is really interesting

The reason that everyone always looked miserable in old photos wasn’t that they took too long to take. Once photography became widespread it took only seconds to take a picture.

It was because getting your photo taken was treated the same as getting your portrait painted. A very serious occasion meant so thst your descendants would know that ypu existed and what you looked like.

But one time some British dudes went to china to go on an anthropological expedition, and they met some rural Chinese farmers and decided to take their pictures. Now, these people weren’t exposed to the weird culture of the time around getting your photo taken, so this guy just flashed a big grin during the photo because he was told to strike a pose and that’s the pose he wanted to strike.

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I think painted portraits and old photos give us the idea that in general people were just really unhappy because those are the visuals we have. This is so refreshing.

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Hey, look; “Man Laughing Alone With Rice” is back on my dash.

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always reblog Happy Rice Guy. once upon a time, he really enjoyed his lunch, and that’s beautiful.

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ocfos

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oK But thisss

European raven

Turkish raven

North African raven

Himalayan raven

Western (American) raven

AUSTRALIAN RAVEN

look at it look at that weird birb it doesn’t know how to raven

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other ravens: caw caw

australian ravens: aUGH AUUuuuGH AAAAUUUUUUughhhhhHHHhhhhhhh

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it genuinely didn’t occur to me that this was weird that i’d never heard a crow or raven caw in my life and frnakly the australian raven noise is the most common noise to me and it means “it’s the morning now”. i can’t imagine life without it. its background noise i didn’t even think to identify as coming from somewhere. it’s just There.