mrk

cmyk flavoured dumbass/ commission doer/ nacho lover

[mrk49635]

I was panicking so much about global warming and my inability to stop it that I beat (in the binding of isaac), boss rush, hush, mega satan and got telefragged by delirium while it was on magic pixel hp.

Adrenaline's one hell of a drug.

[kittym33ow]

heres this humanstuck

[mrk49635]

Dont be sweepy for a sweepy person is an idolator worshipping the floors of this world

[sick21ck]

act 2

[eebie]

[goomyloid]

what's wrong with her genuinely

[i-am-a-fish]

if I could be any animal I would be a bat

[horseman10153]

i’d be um. hmm this is a hard one. a pigeon maybe

[mrk49635]

I want to be a cat.

[biodegrade]

if u addicted to your feed u might b a chicken .

[cutecipher]

fuuuuck i forgot to give a shit about stupid bullshit that doesnt matter 🤦‍♀️

[vriskarune]

"there's no way toby can wrap all this up in just 2 chapters!"

toby, preparing to drop chapter 6 chapter 1:

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

deltarune fans in 2031 sitting through chapter 6 chapter 5 intermission 25 when they thought the whole thing would be done three years ago:

[complimentaryculler]

[outofcontextgarf]

[coolerdracula]

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

Things that ARE covered by your Wizard Insurance:

Top Surgery

Bottom Surgery

Witch Encounters (one per century)

Killed By Greg

Middle Surgery (✨ New! ✨)

[random-meme-bot]

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

Oh for Gandalf's Big Naturals- Fine! 😡

Dental (✨ New! ✨) (first 1,000 teeth ONLY)

[fallenangelvictorious]

Obsessed with these tags, you are so right bestie

[valexarts]

Nightmare scenario: your crush reading your journal

[hollowistheworld]

I really can and will blame the 9-5 for everything. "We're in a loneliness epidemic" well, we have to spend a third of our day interacting with people in a professional way that makes forming real friendships difficult and then we're peopled out by the time we're done. "People are eating more and more unhealthily" people have to spend more than a third of their day doing work related tasks and they don't want to spend their tiny amount of free time making food. "People aren't involved in their local communities" after spending more than a third of their day doing work related things people are tired and also all those community events take place during normal working hours. "People need to get more hobbies" after spending more than a third of their day working, people are TIRED and don't want to do anything that takes yet more energy. "Literacy is dying" to maintain your critical thinking skills you need to read/watch things that make you think and after spending more than a third of your day doing work related stuff you are TIRED and don't want to expend even more brainnpower. "People need to get outside more" People. Are. TIRED. Because they have to spend all of their time working or preparing for work or recovering from work or doing all the chores they couldn't stay on top of because of work. I can blame fucking anything on having to work, it is truly the root of all fucking evil.

[hamsters38]

aradia was the round one and sollux the pointy one and he still is kinda but he has round cheeks now like a rodent

[iamyounicorn]

[guy whose bedtime is approaching fast] I need to write one billion words right now. and draw everything that has ever existed.

[mothmanfucker2]

I got that dog in me *curls up on the ground and starts whimpering*