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If you're reading this your cute
hey, it's getting pretty cold outside
I brought these for you, please make sure you stay warm
How did you lift all that little fish
every bad faith poster says shit like “competitive players don’t care about Pokémon as individuals, they only care about them as stats and numbers on a spreadsheet, it proves N right” and then actual competitive players are like “I’m running a heatran team meaning I’ve looked at its render a lot the last few days, and I’ve started to see a repressed sadness in his eyes. I think he dreams of a better life he doesn’t let himself live. Is this just me”
There are layers of object personification previously unknown to science in this post.
It is universally agreed in the Hades Speed running community that Athena is a twat, you lose the personalisation of the characters immediately presented by whatever media and they begin to take on a new personality based on the experience you have, it's great fun
Seriously, it kills me when I see people hold scientists up as pinnacles of logic and reason.
Because one time the professor I was interning for got punched in the face by another professor, because mine got the funding, and told the other professor his theory was stupid.
This same professor told me to throw rocks to scare the “stupid fucking crabs” into moving so we could count them properly.
SCIENCE
thank you
this is one of the best comments this post has recieved
I have witnessed:
Two professors hiding around a corner and snickering, “Shhh, here she comes!” While a female professor approached and, when she finally found them, she proceeded to scream while pointing from one to the other, “You! I called your office but you weren’t there! So I tried to call YOUR office to figure out where HE was but YOU weren’t there!”
Two grad students standing outside a closed and locked door yelling, “Come out of the damn office. You haven’t left for days. If you didn’t have a couch in there I’d be concerned as to where you were sleeping!”
A religious studies professor apologizing for being late to class because, “security stopped me because I’m dressed like a hobbit”
Watched a professor snort the results of my experiment to determine if I had the right final compound.
Two archeology professors toss priceless fossilized teeth back and forth in an attempt to figure out who is smarter by “guessing the type of tooth and species of animal before it lands”
Multiple fully degreed individuals throw dry ice at one another in an attempt to be first to use the lab/get that piece of equipment/or change the iPod song.
A genetics professor build furniture out of stacks of paper and planks of wood because she is that far behind in grading papers/responding. One of the impromptu furniture pieces housed a fish tank.
I could go on but I think that covers the larger portion of the insanity…
Every time it comes around on my dash, it gets better.
- I have had a professor buy a huge fuckoff bottle of rum during fieldwork in Costa Rica and let the undergrads get wasted because “you’re not underage in Costa Rica and we’ll be up all night with the bats anyway!”
- Same professor hung a bat from her headlamp and wore it as a decoration for an entire night.
- A whole swarm of older women - and these are women with PhDs and world-renown bat experts, the bigwigs - all, to a woman, go to the formal charity dinner at an international research symposium in Toronto in late October dressed in skimpy Batgirl costumes. Because Halloween was that weekend, you see.
- At a different conference, a professor get blackout drunk and pass out on the side of the road.
- “Yeah, we have to say we did it properly for the grant but to be really honest, Miracle-gro works better.”
- Teaching lab: we had liquid nitrogen for a demo, and after class the professor, the other TA, and I spent a good two hours freezing and breaking things in it.
a chemistry class begins with 30 students nine months later just six of us left sitting on tables dipping paper into contaminated chemicals to see what happens when we burn it teacher making idle suggestions while he marks our work
“go to the fume hood thing, yeah now put some potassium in chlorine” can i burn the results sir? “fuck it sure whatever its tainted anyway”
The prof I’m working for just asked me if I knew how to pick a lock, and when I responded “yes” she replied, “see, this is why I hire the former delinquents instead of the suck-ups. You’re actually useful.”
I then let her into her office.
“Security stopped me because I’m dressed like a hobbit.” I would bet anything this has happened to Dr. Medievalist.
Semi-related non-academic anecdote: The concert hall security guys tried to throw out our violone player in between performances this spring because they thought he was a homeless guy. Despite the fact that he was wearing concert black… and carrying a violone. There is no more obvious instrument.
One of my English Professors admitted that sometimes “you just have to do a soliloquy” and would phone up the main office of the department on the internal phoneline to recite a Shakespearean monologue at them. No greeting, no warning, just “To be or not to be”.
every time i read this stuff i think about how upset vulcans would be to meet earth’s greatest scientific minds
- Two professors and some TAs playing hockey and the puck was dry ice and the sicks were very expensive measuring devices.
- The phrase “Do not climb on the telescope you assholes” embroidered and hung in the observatory because of an ‘incident’.
- Geology professor has this nifty skill of being able to tell rock types by licking them.
- We managed to fit an entire student into a weather balloon once.
- Had a professor give me pointers on how to sneak into a bar.
- Had a professor
give me pointers on how to
sneak into a bar.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
@funnier-when-objectum does this count?
People keep getting mad when they see a Wii remote on my retro controller wall.
The Wii released 15 years after the Super Nintendo.
The Wii released 18 years ago.
People considered the Super Nintendo to be a Retro Console when the Wii came out. That means I’m justified in calling it a retro console now.
It’s the Nintendo NES Zapper, that the Zapinator was based on!
Nintendo wanted to advertise the NES as something more than a video game system in order to avoid the stigma around the video game market in North America after the video game market crashed.
One of the ways they did this was buy including the zapper gun, and other toy like peripherals in order to market it as more of a toy than a video game console.
Isn't that where the technically the first tas came from, the little bit that played the game for you?
craving attention..
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okay ^^
holds ur dinamite
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wahtttt
nooOOOOOO!!!!
No way this will break 300 notes
Whattt
microwave dinner🍴
I would marry this man
guys we broke another post because this one’s not showing any notes
When I liked it, it flashed “0 notes”
It’s showing -1 notes
i’m gonna keep reblogging this and you can’t stop me
I liked it and it said ‘1 note’
tf is this crap?
1 NOTE I’VE ONLY COME ACROSS 3 OF THESE POSTS IN MY LIFE
ITS STILL SAID 1 NOTE WTF?????
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What the fuck
YES BUT DID HE GET HIS CAMERA BACK?? WE NEED TO KNOW!
WE WILL NEVER KNOW… =((((
IT still says 0 notes?? WTF!!
This is the first thing I saw on my dash
I’m shook
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKERY
SAME HERE!!! I JUST GAVE IT A LIKE AND IT DIDN’T STAY
1 note WTF.
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3rd time and it’s still broken. This lovely cursèd post.
THERE IS ANOTHER ONE?????
still not-works
still + notworks = stotworks.
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A day will come when i won’t reblog this…
But it is not today
What the fuck is even happening with this post??? Also it’s got 1 note again.
I got a notif saying I was mentioned in this post but I clearly wasn’t
HeY tumblr what the FUCK
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Did the man get his camera
I have seen posts that broke the notes. But this is the first time I’ve seen a post that broke the bots.
I know this is long but holy hell I love it when bots run amok
I know this is long
but holy hell I love it
when bots run amok
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
I think I saw somewhere that the man got his camera back. Also what the fuck tumblr.
What Tumblr eldritch horror did I find
Official graveyard post. +Bonus
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What the fuck
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One of the many things I love about Tactical Breach Wizards is it's playful, yet mature, relationship with violence. At first glance, it can be assumed that the characters in the game are killing people left and right. However, the dialogue makes it explicitly clear that nobody is dying, even people getting thrown out of windows are caught by feather-fall wards. Your enemies are suffering a variety of injuries and indignities, but they're not dying.
Alright, so this is a funny cartoon wizard world where violence isn't real, right? Nope. Your only method of healing is to get SHOT IN THE HEAD WITH A GUN so a mafia necromancer can BRING YOU BACK FROM THE DEAD. Her powers only work on dead people, so if she's not sure, she'll shoot you anyway (She's a trained doctor, she COULD check your pulse, but this is faster).
Also how like, the enemies are very explicitly killing you, the not killing is a deliberate choice
the new US dollar, will feature a image of a dark spirit, which will be called a 'wraith dollar' and worth 2x as much
@orteil42 sounds like something you'd come up with
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@potpourrifandoms it's ya boy
Is this like, BDSM but for computers?
uh oh
I have like, too many of these, but from what??
reblog if you need a hug
Reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a much needed hug
Yeah I guess that fits