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[celebrinienjoyer]

i need to show you all something that made me crylaugh last night. just fucking look at them.

[quendergeer]

potion seller,

[deadelated]

imagine coming home and your mom found your steampunk clothes and shes just there with her arms crossed

[deadelated]

she's holding up a ziplock bag of gears and springs asking you what they're for

[deadelated]

[catchymemes]

[fivetrench]

*Whimpers*

[onenicebugperday]

This is the jumping spider Neobrettus tibialis photographed in Indonesia by wildsumatra on iNaturalist.

Dorsal view by the same photographer:

And from the side:

[bogleech]

Mimicking something and I cant tell what :(

[mrpyre]

Never seen this kind of jumping spider before, but I just learned that these little guys have skinny, transparent legs and fat fuzzy bodies because they are apparently trying to mimic hairy caterpillars. Amazing!

[mrpyre]

I love extravagant and flamboyant period clothing as much as the next person, but every time I see somebody ask, "Why did we stop dressing like this?" the first thing I always think is "the war."

[beardedmrbean]

[baelthazar]

If you don't get the joke, follow the Wikipedia link to an article on Dazzle Camouflage used in WW1 to make battleships hard to target.

Yes, it's a real thing that happened, and yes, in the days before radar, it really did work.

Dazzle camouflage - Wikipedia

[rosewater1997]

no offense but….kindness and being polite is really underrated some of y’all are so unnecessarily mean and i dont understand why

[werewolfclaws]

i feel like this is a dying art called 'being a good human being' anybody else agree. anybody

[parkchanwoohoo]

Realizing that I am not employing enough of my free will to become a nuisance at work

[raine-of-auroria]

Me watching this:

[cowboybarbaryn]

I’m not letting this rot in the tags

[beggars-opera]

So I just found the most useful photo album in existence for tumblr arguments

[noldorinwa]

I HAVE FOUND MY FAVOURITE POST ON THE INTERNET

@georgeorwell @lordhellebore @francisperfectionbonnefoy @janiedean and everyone else have you guys seen this gem

[janiedean]

OH MY GOD I’M SAVING ALL  OF THESE RN

[urdadsceilingfan]

TADC EP8 SPOILERS

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I loved Caines crash out moment sm he reminded me of someone

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[mrpyre]

There's this VA on Youtube who recorded Caine's villain monologue in AM's voice. It's really good.

[croaksac]

the complete and total defeat in the prosecutor's voice at the very end..... im 💀💀💀

[bogleech]

Havent seen a lot about this on tumblr so maybe not a lot of people know:

He was wrongfully raided by police in 2022

He used footage and names of the specific cops in posts, videos and songs making fun of them

The cops sued for defamation and cried in court about the songs ruining their lives

He won anyway

[creatingblackcharacters]

I love how unapologetic he is. And rightfully so!! How you gone cry about being embarrassed when you weren't crying about barging into my home and threatening my life? No one was worried about anybody's children when they weren't the right color. They good. 🤷🏾‍♀️

[statecryptids]

[alpha-beta-gamer]

Fresco is a first and second person action-adventure where the frescoes come to life in an ancient Egyptian temple!

Fresco is coming to Steam

[stuffman]

People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter

[sqbr]

[The artist, putting a simple cake next to a much fancier one: “Aw man, that guy’s cake is way better than mine.” The Audience, gleefully holding up a knife and fork “HOLY SHIT! TWO CAKES!”]

[elvencantation]

additions from the og artist (credit)

[scientia-rex]

“Holy shit two cakes,” I mutter to myself as I do fucking anything these days, this post was a godsend

[ruffboi-mags]

I know it’s not July yet, but guys, happy 10 years of “two cakes”. This post on god has been a godsend not only as a writer myself but as a friend of artists and writers who I love to encourage. This was legitimately a game-changer.

OP thank you so much for this.

[kremlin]

this is so fucking funny

[kremlin]

i can't stop thinking about this. this kind of shit is not like milsim plane nerds with their own super-expensive desktop cockpit recreations. that kind of hardware makes sense to exist.

this does not. they're playing world of tanks which is like the "call of duty" of tank games (casual, players only slightly bad-smelling). it also doesn't have support for tank peripherals. no game does. no trainers do afaik. which means that (assuming this isn't just a video editing) all of that shit they are fucking with translates into mouse/keyboard inputs that the game understands. that's weird/hard and perplexing, uh, and considering that "tank peripherals" aren't a thing that exist i can only guess they built them theirselves

which is fucking hilarious because why are they so good. why does the fucking cannon breech have a little dry ice smoke effect when the breech opens like they just shot a shell. what. manual turret traverse crank?? did they build a fucking ready rack!! they're even using the correct phraseology which means one of these mofos read a PDF file

[gay-jesus-probably]

Oh yeah, these guys. Yeah, that's. That's one of their older builds. They've upgraded a bit since then.

To be perfectly clear, this is all still just for the sole purpose of playing a video game.

[animentality]

[dogpuppy]

[voiceboss]

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