Michelle's A Straight-Up Hustler

Michelle, 29/this blog is just a mess

[seasonofhorror]

JENNIFER'S BODY

2009, dir. Karyn Kusama

[redstonedust]

its fun to remember we can use the big text if we want. bonjour motherfuckers. i'm posting loud as hell now.

[doggirlcomet]

[shanesmouth]

Yes, we just sit here and look at it.

[mrhollanov]

Alexa, pin this post

[ironmans]

SPIRITED AWAY (2001) dir. Hayao Miyazaki

[pisces-core]

[ironmans]

SPIRITED AWAY (2001) dir. Hayao Miyazaki

[bob-belcher]

[mynorthernattitude]

please accept my sincerest oopsie daises

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

I go outside regularly

[antlershade]

no you don't

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

okay fine I go outside weirdly

[marsoid]

What's your favourite car? Race car like a Lamborghini or Bugatti or something??

This one

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[fallout-lou-begas]

Visit Original Link

[regionalatbandito]

I do not have the energy for a bigger anniversary piece so this is what you get .

[toothsheeran]

[hollanovs-ilya]

SHANE AND ILYA in HEATED RIVALRY ⏤ 1.04, “Rose”

[thelionofthenorth]

[cephalophor]

The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

[nakedinasnowsuit]

God: where’s Abel?

Cain: fuck if I know??? I’m not in charge of him

[thewitchway]

It is TRAGIC that you can’t read this in the original Hebrew.

God:  Where’s the Sheepkeeper?

Cain: Do I LOOK like a Brotherkeeper? 

[careful-crow]

God: hey where’s Abel???

Cain:

[adventuretfox]

He killed his yonger brother in cold blood because he was jealous of him. There is in no way anything funny about this. No hesitation just poped a rock over his turned head, droped his body over the edged and tried to lie to god about what he did. FUCK YALL CRAZIES!!!

[funkyness]

oh are those the receipts, Cain is problematic now?

[bprinny]

Cainceled 

[kraetys]

This post gets worse every reblog

[this-account-is-a-mistake]

yet im not Abel to scroll past

[schmuckered]

This post hit me like a rock to the head

[nikkoliferous]

This is the quality content that keeps me on Tumblr

[aroacexuemeng]

not the twitter migrants putting "reblog heavy" in their bios on here... like yeah. that's what we do here

[doggirlhen]

reblog heavy