I care more about myself than I care about grades

WELCOME TO THE MOST OBNOXIOUS BLOG ON TUMBLR.

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Merry Christmas everyone.

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ONE OF MY GREATEST ACCOMPLISHMENTS WAS IN 9TH GRADE THIS GIRL WAS LOWKEY RACIST WHEN I TOLD HER I WAS ARAB AND SHE WAS LIKE “OH UR NAME IS NORA? THAT’S SORT OF WHITE SOUNDING CONSIDERING YOU’RE…WELL…. IS IT SHORT FOR ANYTHING” AND I TOLD HER IT WAS SHORT FOR “NORWAY” AND FOR ALL 4 YEARS OF HIGH SCHOOL  THAT GIRL BELIEVED MY FULL NAME WAS F*CKING NORWAY

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I was supposed to write ‘amino acids’ and I nearly wrote ‘anime acids’

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I hope senpai bonds with me

[hkirkh]

Every interview on FOX.

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[just-skyrim-things]

So frustrating

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I feel like a few people think I'm mad at them I'm not mad don't worry

[iskariotrising]

Life hack: deal with your emotions by becoming so sleep deprived you no longer have higher order brain functions.

[thegrandarchives]

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[vancity604778kid]

Whoever came up with this is a GENIUS

[bitrates]

It’s amazing how fast your mood can change after you step in some water with socks on.

[innocenttmaan]

After a trip to Africa, actress Tippi Hedren, her husband Noel Marshall, and their actress daughter Melanie Griffith, wanted to make a movie about lions. At the advice of Ron Oxley, an animal trainer who said that “to get to know about lions, you’ve got to live with them for a while,” they had Neil the lion live with them. Their life was documented by LIFE photographer Michael Rougier.

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this is so awesome holy shit

[micdotcom]

NASA just found strong evidence of life on Mars 

On Tuesday, NASA announced that its one-ton Curiosity rover made a surprising discovery on Mars: “burps” of organic methane gas that very well may be evidence of living microbes beneath the planet’s surface.

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the zodiac lies

Aries: "yeah this can wait"

Taurus: "i'll only stay in bed 5 more minutes"

Gemini: "i dont need to write this down"

Cancer: "im already over it"

Leo: "yeah im on my way"

Virgo: "that looks nice"

Libra: "i'll do it tomorrow"

Scorpio: "i dont even care"

Sagittarius: "this will be easy"

Capricorn: "ofc i washed my hands"

Aquarius: "yeah i totally understand"

Pisces: "i didnt even cry"

[amixedreality]

am I the only person who says ‘ow’ in surprise even if what happened didn’t remotely hurt me

[reluctantisthehero-deactivated2]

Stop. Read this.

That shirt looks great on you.

I like it when you smile

I care about you.

It’s gonna be okay.

I’m so happy you’re alive.

Stay strong, everyone.

[crankieboy]

This needs to be on everyone’s dash

[angrygirlcomics-prime]

This is the most badass thing I’ve read today what an awesome kid

Someone please write a goddamn book about her!