I saw a post going through Haaland’s Hermes collection… and I just… I know everyone goes through Ilya’s car collection as his Thing but let’s say he sees Shane with his new style and starts researching after all stars. Let’s say he sees a fancy bag and thinks “yes. Safe. Good quality. Hollander will like this one”
Does he buy them for himself and then shows them off on game days? Trying to make Shane notice? Does he end up unironically liking them and then keeps buying them?
Does he buy them with the intent to give to Shane but get too nervous and end up with a closet of $30K bags? Does Shane find the stash when they move in together and think he really likes them so then SHANE starts buying them for Ilya too?
Does he actually give Shane one as a gesture and Shane thinks “oh cool, a bag” and treats it like a gym bag because he thinks at MOST it’s $200? Obviously he still cherishes it because it’s from Ilya and it becomes his favorite bag. Does a reporter ask him about it? Is there an article outlining his bag that he sees and “oh my god Ilya- $45000??”
I really like this
Ummmm sorry, the bag WITH the raccoon is sending me over the edge!! This comparison is a runaway train












