Miss Muss

nothing to see - just my personal dump

[only-tiktoks]

[peliaosfiendline]

Love the temper tantrum at the start of 8

[liberalsarecool]

Workers owning the means of production. Sharing the profits. #CopyAndPaste

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how does being punched in the face feel like

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literally i just wanna know

[burn-brighter-than-fire]

It depends on where you get hit

Cheek: a round dull pain that clocks your entire head in a different direction. It’s painful and throbs but the main effect of a punch to the cheek is how jarring it is. You feel it in your mouth, your teeth. And no matter how you position that punch the knuckles will always hit the jaw and cheek bones adding a frame of sharp pain in which the redness will be painted.

Temple: getting hit on the temple pushes your head to the side rather than turning it. It’s disorienting because it leaves you very off balance. It essentially feels like a bad pressure headache, like when you have a sinus infection on a plane, but in one spot and on the outside. It’s sharp in the middle and radiates outward and even after the initial impact it pulses like an earthquake epicenter. It easily causes long lasting headaches and is the most likely of these examples to cause a concussion.

Eye: this is a weird one. The fist doesn’t fit within the eye socket so either the knuckles on the brow and cheeks bones protect the actual eye or they don’t. The former option gives a full spreading pain below the eye which results in the classic black eye look and a sharp pain on your brow similar to hitting your shin on the couch. The latter option, well bad things can happen when a hard fast object makes direct contact with your eye but for the sake of this it feels like a vacuum bc the concave shape is being covered and pressurized. The eye feels pushed back and pulled forward all at once. It doesn’t necessarily hurt that bad for that long unless the punch was meant to do damage. I’m fortunate to say I don’t know what it would feel like then.

Nose: remember that prank kids used to pull where they’d line up their hands with their nose, push them in one direction and crack a knuckle at the same time to pretend to break their nose? Yeah that’s what it looks like when someone punches you from the side in the nose, except it’s someone else’s hand and your nose makes the sound instead of their knuckle. It’s just like breaking any bone where you hear it and feel the action if it being done but that moment of shock blankets you for a split second until all the pain comes rushing back. It’s sharp and needlelike and can give you black eyes just to add insult to injury. If you get hit in the nose from the front it’s like the uncomfortableness of when you have to sneeze but can’t. Except that feeling took all the steroids and is now using your face as a punching bag to express its roid rage. It crackles outward like static electricity under your skin, your eyesight gets fuzzy and you can’t tell if it’s because you’re tearing up, it’s hard to open your eyes, or you’re momentarily stunned and blinded. Just know it’s all three. I find that this one knocks the wind out of you the most. Gotta remind yourself to breathe just don’t try to do it through your nose.

If you really want to know what this feels like I’d suggest joining a mixed martial arts because they’ll teach you correct form and power distribution and you can spar with pads and actually hit each other.

I’d also recommend learning what it feels like to punch someone in the face. It’s much more fun and pretty damn cathartic when they deserve it.

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i was just being stupid but these descriptions are actually so well written i could feel them lmao bless

[jenniferrpovey]

Well, thanks for “being stupid,” because this is a great ref for writers.

[doggosource]

11/10 a good doggo posing for his hooman’s insta 

[baconpolice]

Yall forgot the final product.

[anxietyproblem]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[transexualheart-1]

Are they not??? Always held?? On weekends??? How tf are people supposed to vote???!

[megs-mayhem]

@unpretty

[unpretty]

it’s DIRT

[ceekari]

unmute for comically aggrieved farmer

[fieldbears]

reblogging for the second time because I still laugh uncontrollably. in my mind the cows are trying to be gracious about their strange gift. ‘yes we love it thank u’

[fizzgigfurball]

@diseonfire future?

[vet-and-wild]

I know I literally  just reblogged this but I love this video so much it always makes me laugh because

1. “LADIES”

2. The very disappointed “Eclair…”

3. “WHAT?” (High pitched mooing in response)

4. The way they turn into Pleakley from Lilo and Stitch as they get progressively more frustrated

[official-lucifers-child]

i’m trying to deliver a FUCKING HOE. godDAMNIT.

[pencilwritesshiz47]

CC:

So the cows think that I’m delivering hay, and I’m to deliver a FUCKING HOE. godDAMNIT. Get away!! NO! Oh my god, figure it out. LADIES. It’s like a ZOMBIE MOVIE. I’m tryin to DIG! 

There’s not anything. STOP. What!? *mooing* There’s NOTHING! oh my gOD it’s the entire herd. 

Guys. GUYS IT’S DIRT. It’s DIRT! It’s dirt, it’s not hay! Go find the other gra– it’s DIRT!! You know it’s dirt!! Eclair >:( [I cannot puncutate that correctly without that face, ok.]

What. in. the. ab.so.lute. shit. are. you. doING!? What are you doin!? What’s that about!? It’s DIRT!

[acheemient]

The best part of this is that this is Max Kruemcke.

[leatherleaves]

I thought he was saying “I’m trying to deliver a hole” because he’s literally digging out a hole? (I’m assuming for like a pond or something)

[anxietyproblem]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[toastbutteregg]

[straightpeoplereceipts]

[vivalski]

Me on Tumblr app after finally reaching the end of a long post I wasn’t interested in:

[aphrodaisyacs]

Pro-tip: Press J and it’ll skip to the next post :)

[dretanya]

Me on Tumblr app trying to find the J button:

[render94]

typewriter!

[theclockworkjudas]

I love the orchestra trying and failing to maintain a straight face throughout

[silly-jellyghoty]

Exactly. These people had to rehearse at least a few times all at once yet when it's nkt their turn to play they still look at that guy with the typewriter as if he was the most fascinating thing they have ever seen.

[ironwoman359]

My husband's wind ensemble played this song when he was in high school! you can do it with normal auxillery percussion, but it's so much more fun if you do it with a real typewriter

[mizjoely]

As a touch typist I give this performance 2/10 for technique LOL

[parabins]

tumblr isn’t considered a social media because everyone on here is just talking to themselves

[parabins]

yeah i agree

[thenatsdorf]

Croctopups

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