Love Begins
shark vs the universe
cherry valley forever
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Andulka
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Sade Olutola
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
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Kiana Khansmith
#extradirty
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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@mtf-nexus-official
The Protecting Elder Realty for Retirement Years Act, or the Katy PERRY Act, seeks to introduce measures to protect older people from potent
Years ago, the 34-year-old pop star offered millions of dollars to buy a sprawling Los Angeles estate. But two of its former residents rejec
Y'all what the fuck ಥ‿ಥ
LMFAO
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Clearly the (R) stands for Roll. Item: Deathknell #53 Fiendish Monstrous Scorpion Roll, a nice one dollar bread whose name I assume suggests it deals massive poison damage.
Patrick Bateman if he was chill
my mom doesnt like the word Piss bc its crass but the fact of the matter is that when our cat shoots a perfectly horizontal beam of urine hard as fuck straight over the top of the litter box she does not Pee. she Pisses
having a cat thats just objectively funny gets you so much Pet Clout. like hi this is gertrude. shes enormous and lumbers around ungracefully like an ape. when she comes running up the stairs it sounds like somebody rolling a washing machine down the stairs. she takes Mens Shits and pisses so loud people can hear it over the discord call. she doesnt play with toys but she shreds napkins on sight like its her job. she shoves my dads bedroom door open in the middle of the night and he had to upgrade the size dumbbell he uses to block it because she was powerful enough to pound the first one out of the way. she looks like a middle aged man and she likes getting held like a little baby. And Everybody Loves Her
[ID: five photos of a dark brown tabby cat. in the first, she is tearing up a napkin in front of an open laptop. in the second, she’s in bed looking like she just got woken up. the third shows her face from an odd angle, as if she’s accidentally taken a selfie. the fourth shows her being held in a weird pose with her front legs spread out. the fifth shows her sitting hunched over like an ape.]
it’s fun that Mormonism is based off pseudo-archeology and Scientology is based off pseudo-psychiatry. By that logic the big American New Religious Movement of the 21st century is gonna be based on… pseudo-computer science?
they are so fucking desperate
A young rural farmer in the year 4014 romanticizing the clean and physically undemanding lifestyle of a pre-industrial collapse barista.
At the risk of sounding anti-intellectual, I think that college should be free and also not a requirement for employment outside of highly specialized career fields
At the risk of sounding like an effete intellectual, I do actually think you should be allowed to just take college courses indefinitely
technically you can, if you don't care about degrees.
Free Harvard courses. Free Courses from Stanford. Free Courses from MIT. Free courses from Yale. Free courses from Princeton.
Free courses on Coursera.
Free Courses on EDx Free Courses on Alison
For paid, there's The Great Courses+/Wonderium. 20$ a month for unlimited courses.
When searching, the phrases you're looking for are Massive Open Online Courses (MOOCs), or you can do a general search of say, "free online college courses." Oh, and so you don't get surprised like I did, have an avoid: Hillsdale College is a conservative Christian site and not a valid MOOC place. Sign up with them and you will get things like THIS IS WHY THE LEFT IS TURNING YOUR KIDS TRANS AND GAY in your inbox.
@yourunderwaterskies I wanted to say thank you so much for adding these links, seriously, they've been life-changingly helpful to me-
And I also wanted to mention that humanitarian organisations have free courses too, like the Red Cross on international humanitarian law.
Learn more about the Red Cross International Humanitarian Law (IHL) Program to train policy professionals, government officials, academics,
Kaya is a free humanitarian learning platform which offers hundreds of training opportunities across a range of key topics, including the hu
If I were a security guard for a person who’s being targeted by assassins I simply wouldn’t devote my entire attention span to every single noise I hear.
Why do I care if there’s a random noise in this out-of-the-way dark corner? My post is right here.
But… but I threw a rock there. Y-you gotta check
If I hear a noise I’m gonna throw a flash grenade in that direction.
MY EYES AND EARS
“Got a neutralized assassin in gate 17.”
“Did they try distracting you by throwing a rock?”
“Yeah, they did.”
“Fucking idiot.”
4 years of community assassin college for nothing
You know what really makes this post? The fact that the assassin’s blog is deactivated. Seems OPs flashbang worked.
What have I done?!
today i went for a drive and saw a big ass Jeep with the license plate P@P@ BE@R and a window sticker that said “Bought with Daddy’s Money…and I’m Daddy” and I sped up my car a bit to look through the driver’s window and prayed that I’d see what i hoped to see and sure enough there was a big chunky bear with a big ol beard driving the car with this twink chewing gum on his phone in the passenger seat and even though the window was tinted i could see was another one in the back seat…and the world was right for that single moment
don't give up
Arcana Enthusiasts: My entire house is enchanted items! I have a spell of security on the door, my cauldrons are self-stirring, my brooms are Domovoi-powered and self-clean, I've got an imp managing my washing and drying cycles, and I bought an enchanted refrigerator with a friendly Yokai that can tell me when my food is about to expire!
Real Thaumaturges: The only mystical artifact in my home I keep unbound and ready for use is my orb, and I keep a loaded USP-45 next to it at all times in case it makes a noise I do not recognize.
ANANKE/ THE ETERNAL WYRM
pops back in 1000 years later to post more art from the scp ttrpg mtf nexus that has done nothing but consume half of my brain since i started to play it . this is one of my characters patrons... patron? a wyrm that floats in space and time eating the entropy given off by living things, so she has a vested interest in keeping the universe alive.
More on the scp ttrpg art of mtf nexus!
Recently we have been finding out about the mythical Lore and how it differs from the myths normally. Orpheus' tale is a lot more cosmic body horror tragedy and ended up consumed by "The God Eater"
Fun!
sometimes I almost forget slut is a derogatory term. it's so friend shaped to me. I love when things are slutty. I love sluts and slutting it up. it's a cute word. make every day sluttier than your last. sluttttt
