Muggle Rubbish

Hi! I'm a girl in tenth grade in Michigan. I love to read. I have two dogs and I row. I really like: Harry Potter, The Lord Of the Rings, Hunger games, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Pirates of the Carribean, welcome to nightvale, Supernatural, the Hobbit, and super heroes. I also might post some Star Wars stuff. I got sorted into Slytherin on pottermore. I don't like Justin Beiber, twilight, or One Direction. None of the things I post are mine unless I say so.

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[am-i-a-cheerleader]

You know why Harry Potter is amazing? 99% of fan theories, headcanons and meta could be canon because Harry is about as observant as a brick wall. Did Slytherins come back to fight in the Battle of Hogwarts? Did Draco Malfoy enjoy crossdressing? Was Hermione transgender? Who knows, certainly not Harry

[kuurisumasu]

Musée du Louvre, Paris

[muggle-rubbish]

Hogwarts Houses as Scents

Slytherin: Sea brine, iron, damp stone, roses, pine trees, mildew, mint, plum, bananas foster, the salty smell of play-doh, gasoline

Gryffindor: Burning fireplaces, cinnamon, cigarette smoke, vanilla, B.O., pumpkin spice, beer, sawdust, patchouli, leather, old crayon boxes

Ravenclaw: Petrichor, old paper, rosemary, musty attics, lavender, coffee, snickerdoodles, blueberries and raspberries, smoke after blown-out candles

Hufflepuff: Fresh compost, flowers, paint, sandalwood, lemon zest, honey, bacon, peppermint bark, fresh laundry, burning food, leather

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this is never going to not be funny 

[epitomeofnerd-blog]

Rob Lowe says “that is fucking hilarious” with the straightest face ever

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Bless you, Chris Pratt

[askclint]

This man is saving our galaxy

[colormyhippo]

I want an entire series of just bloopers of parks and rec

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Painted in PaintTool SAI and Adobe Photoshop CS6.

Colours are absolutely incidental, I’m not implying anything *innocent face*.

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people who tell me i shouldn’t drink lava: the media

people who lie: the media

conclusion: i am going to drink lava

[nettlewildfairy]

I am a geologist with no association to the media and I would not recommend drinking lava

[newtnewt92]

Get a load of Big Geology trying to oppress the voice of the people. Teach the controversy. Drink the lava.

[starsbegantoburn]

a harry/ginny headcanon of mine is that harry has gone to watch ginny in a match and as they’re leaving a reporter shoves a notepad in their faces and asks ginny “what’s it like being married to someone so famous when you are so unknown?”

and harry just jumps in and starts gushing about how wonderful it is to be married to the star chaser of the holyhead harpies and that he couldnt be prouder to call her his wife and he wont stop talking about how amazing she is until the reporter leaves

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I finally gave in and did one of those cool pokemon variations going around \o/ I picked Chikorita (my radish baby) for mine and it’s based on different parents, mainly the father! I’ve always liked the idea that when breeding 2 different species from the same egg group, while the offspring will always be the same specie as the mother, it still carries traits of the father.

Which one is you favorite??

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Still my favorite story from the Lord of the Rings set: Viggo Mortensen bonded so much with the horse he rode in the movies that after filming was over he bought it from its owner. If that doesn’t warm your heart I don’t know what could.

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don’t forget that he also bought arwen’s horse for her stunt rider when she couldn’t afford it awww

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#also don’t forget that for the rohirrim they put a call out for locals #bring a horse show us you can ride it and get a part in the battle scenes #and one women went out roped a wild horse and rode for a few days to set #and got to be a rider of rohan

[retaliatesfirst]

also sort of relevant viggo also bought the horse that costarred with him in the movie hidalgo and subsequently took the horse (tj) with him to the red carpet premier. 

[thefeathercloak]

Also most of the Riders of Rohan are actually women because when they put out that call mostly women showed up with their horses and the costume team just stuck beards on them.

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if this isn’t the best post i don’t know what is

[brightblakes]

new zealanders are actually rohirrim tho

[ginathethundergoddess]

All of these things. andthe fact that the children in helm’s deep and other scenes in LOTR look back at the films and are like, “HEY LOOK! MY BABY VIDEOS.”

[parvuspapilio]

Don’t forget that Viggo was attracted to a Rohan rider. Before he knew it was a woman. And then was very confused. Don’t forget how they teased him about that.

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so much tension in one photo

[preciousprincesa]

its either 1am or 1pm in the pic and i dont know which is funnier

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Marrying young is not the end of my freedom. It means I want to travel and see the world, but with her by my side. It means I still like drinking in bars and dancing in clubs, but stumbling home with her at 2am and eating pizza in our underwear. It means I know that I want to kiss those lips every morning, and every night before bed. If you see marriage as the end of your ‘freedom’, you’re doing it wrong.

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Omg

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applause for you omg

[aziminil]

Forcing yourself to work on something that you have no real motivation for

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hold on, lemme just grab this FREAKING BASEBALL FLYING AT YOUR HEAD AT 100 MPH for a second ouchie my hand

[tamagotchihelpline]

her mouth is hanging open ldkjlgkj

[mindfulwrath]

I’d like to speak to you about the Avengers Initiative.

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Damn that really has to hurt

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Visit Original Link

this is it, my greatest contribution to the internet

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I love Mozart and I love this song. This is genius. I love you, whoever made this.

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i tried to play it. i tried to fucking play it but no you wont let me have this. is this some reverse psychology shit. have i been reverse rickrolled. what is the purpos