prettykitty

This is a personal/fandom blog.

[cryptotheism]

Source

[mousegard]

like to charge, reblog to cast

[daenerys-targaryen]

apparently tumblr is being flocked by twitter users because the site is dying before our eyes so hi, I welcome you with open arms. this site is not perfect. has its glitches and issues.

some tips:

if you reblog a post and have something to say, keep your comments in the tags.

reblog content you enjoy. reply (if op allows) to posts you like.

you can only post / reblog / queue 250 posts within each 24 hours.

you can only follow 5,000 people

send asks to people who you want to befriend.

you will inevitably become mutuals with a swiftie and or a destiel shipper, accept it.

you can’t have group chats on here like you can on twitter (they tried and well, failed) but you can still make plenty of friends on here without being in a groupchat.

participate in fandom things.

block who you want for whatever reason. curating your own online experience is important!

we celebrate the ides of march and also november 5th 2020.

we start celebrating halloween in july.

do you love the color of the sky? i hope so.

remember: this is my turf and you are now in my homeland.

[ya-gurl-emily]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[emeraldmercury]

Jeepsus 

[super-metroid]

Jesus Chrysler

[veryfunnymemes]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[ofhisshinyvolvo]

me walking into the cinema to see the new Batman movie

[sleepysaplingz]

holy fuck.

[thespectacularspider-girl]

We really going to ignore the fact that he donated once and is just using the same screenshot over and over?

Edit:

To clarify, I have no issue with someone donating.  I’m pro-choice myself.  The issue is he donates once when he says he’s going to donate each time, just so he can virtue signal about how he refuses to engage with someone.

Furthermore, I have issues with him replying to any criticism with this.  You can criticize the smug pride in not engaging in debate and beating your opposition, yet he’ll assume you’re pro-life as a result.

He’s being a smug prick who is playing you all like a fiddle to get jerked off and you’re all falling for it.

[quinzelade]

If this is the hill you want to die on, Spidey, go for it. I’m quite happy with the idea of someone donating money to Planned Parenthood, and since I don’t know or care who he is, the virtue signalling is lost on me.

That aside, being suspicious of everyone for any nice act all the time is mentally exhausting so miss me with that.

[thespectacularspider-girl]

… I literally say I have no issue with him donating money.

But he’s saying “I’m going to donate every time” and then he posts the same donation page.  So rather than do what he says, he’s donating ONCE and using it to as an own against other people while using it to get ass pats from people who agree with him.

That’s literally the same screenshot, two hours apart.  

This is like “man pledges to build house for every homeless person evicted from X location” except he builds ONE house and takes the same picture of it over and over again, yet claims he’s built 100 houses.  It’s deceptive and he’s doing it to milk people for social praise.

The goal wasn’t to help people, because if it was he’d actually donate every time.  It was to get ass pats.

[fingersinhisassfriday]

Shut up

[stonewoodzri-deactivated2019101]

also

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do the people who made that cgi bulbasaur know they saved a life?

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this is a serotonin well and im bringing buckets

[leisurelypanda]

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

thank you! i am crying

[retrogamingblog]

[kniivila]

Dog does not understand

[cpt-tightpants]

[kniivila]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME THIS RULES

[space--butterflies]

Bulbasaur: *squeaks*

me, sobbing: fucking superb, you funky little cabbage

[catsi]

beating breath of the wild in under 40 minutes is an incredible feat and also fucking excellent in the context of the game. ganon spends 100 fucking years preparing this onslaught, building energy, getting ready to tear the world apart, and one elf twink wakes up butt-ass naked in a cave and legs it to the castle and kicks ganon’s ass apart in under an hour with a sword he found along the way

[ultracrashunderride]

Just screeching obscenities as he sprints barefoot across a field of killer robots

[elegyofikana-deactivated2018102]

Link?

[chaxtic-love]

yeah it was link

[adorkablepineapple]

Yes I’m autistic. Yes I smoke weed and have sex. We exist.

[official-kircheis]

my jam: a character narrating past events to another character, intercut with scenes showing that they are lying wildly

[gaypussyretard3]

[astolfomaxxing]

[19-magpies-in-a-trenchcoat-deac]

Attention!

Important! They are ALL FRIENDS!

Most of the time they’re just happy to get on with their business around humans. Sometimes they get a little too curious, usually after a minute they’ll realise you’re not food or a good place to sit, but if they bother you then it’s best to just move away.

Remember they sting to defend themselves or their nest, and from their point of view humans are gigantic, unpredictable and potentially very dangerous creatures.

It’s understandable if you’re scared of them, but please don’t say they’re evil!