*Exists Off Inside Jokes*

This account no longer exists. If you believe you are seeing this account, you...you can’t do that. Maybe this account will cease to stop existing if they release S4, which will likely be in...*checks watch* Never. Toodles!

[welovegamingz]

The future of gaming is here..

[iprayforangels-deactivated20220]

everything about the gestures o the hands convey the concept of a robot that is absolutely fucking pumped to pet a cat and then panics when it doesnt go right

[fannibaling]

[a-white-ravenstag]

just Will Graham looking for his heterosexuality 👌🏻

[venomtrashh]

*Eddie having a conversation with someone*

Eddie: Oh so you have a new dog what breed is it?

Person: Her name is Beverly and she’s a chocolate labrador

Venom: *erupting from Eddie’s back visibly shaking* cHoColAtE???EDDIE ITS FUCKIN CHOCOLATE

Eddie trying to stuff venom back into his shoulder: I’m so sorry I gotta go

[valtsv]

[morbidfantasy21]

Venomorph by Raph Lomotan

[hannibalism]

Will: ‪I’d pack my bags if I were you, Bedelia. Meat’s back on the menu‬

Bedelia:

[yuushishio]

Sketch - finished artwork only printed in the fanart book.

my fanbook (pre-order here)

[bpdritsu]

me: (googling) snake bite leg what to do

google: elevate and apply pressure

me: (lifting snake real high) apologize or else

[catleecious]

[russa]

Mommy teaching babby easier water drinking way because drinking water is hard experience u get it in your nose. Jesus how she puts her paw on his head in the second one. Such concern and love.

[trekkiee]

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER FUCKING SEEN FROM CATS EVER

[skeletongarden]

ahhhmggg

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Maybe only cats can become ghost. That’s why ghosts just knock over stuff and make noises at night.

[scp-4999]

[45cave]

illustration by 45cave

: Hannibal.

Season02. Episode05. Mukozuke.

[marvel-lous-things]

Eddie Brock is the embodiment of ‘??????????????????????’

Venom (2018), aka Area man is Not Entirely Sure what’s happening, believes he’s being tormented by gay parasite. More at 8.

[see-arcane]

I know Venom’s all about being the big guns for external threats–bad guys, wounds, falls that would leave Eddie a pancake, etc–but I would love to see how he deals with internal menaces (other than him)

Common cold: -causes Eddie to produce an entire sneeze-

Venom: I will raze every single-shit-celled one of you assholes

Tapeworm fresh out of a cheap gas station sandwich: -exists-

Venom, tying it in 30 knots before melting it: Try me you legless bitch 

Pollen: -sparks the first 0.0001% of an allergic reaction-

Venom, completely rewiring Eddie’s biological makeup from the neck up: THIS PLACE IS A GODDAMN MESS I CAN’T WORK LIKE THIS

[murder-husbands-big-bang]

Title: The Swapper and the King

Author: mulbri

Artist: ash-and-starlight

Rating: Mature

Length: ~12,500 words

Pairing: Will Graham/Hannibal Lector

Warnings: None

Tags: Bodyswap, AU - Fantasy, AU Canon Divergence, Childhood Memories, Jack Crawford, Abigail Hobbs, Will Graham’s Dogs

Summary:

“Rare ortolans, endangered birds that symbolize debauched and cruel pleasure. The clashing between Will’s brain and heart rages as he listens to Hannibal explain the customary eating of ortolans. If not for Abigail, his internal battle would already have a conclusion.”

AU with some magic sprinkled over the main characters and their special abilities. Will and Hannibal switch bodies mid-season two, they are both keeping secrets, and the Mizumono crisis is averted.

<a href=“https://archiveofourown.org/works/16706785/chapters/39183004”>Link to Fic</a>

<a href=“https://ash-and-starlight.tumblr.com/post/180383315017/the-swapper-and-the-king-rare-ortolans”>Link to Art</a>

[mulbr33]

Link to Fic:

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Link to Art:

Tumblr is a place to express yourself, discover yourself, and bond over the stuff you love. It's where your interests connect you with your

[justvvdante]

We are Venom

[pancakeke]

[equadrii]

The single greatest post

[ikbryant]

Next year, 2019, is the year Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys takes place so we’re dying our hair, dressing in leather, and killing fascists sorry I don’t make the rules Gerard Way does