Crushes are hard and dumb.
Save me.
And so sudden. You can never be ready for them. Your brain is like, "Hey this is a thing now. It's gonna bother you, so yeah. Good talk, kthxbye."
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Crushes are hard and dumb.
Save me.
And so sudden. You can never be ready for them. Your brain is like, "Hey this is a thing now. It's gonna bother you, so yeah. Good talk, kthxbye."
reblog if you’re a lesbian who supports bi girls, a bi girl who supports lesbians, or if you want all wlw to have a nice day
Everyone should be able to have a nice day except assholes.
Yes me everyday and it's very frustrating.
this screenshot of h*rry p*tter 2 for the ps2 is so terrifying and funny
Got damnit. will this ever stop?
This is me with my wife. How she's put up with me for the last 10 years is a mystery.
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REBLOG IF NAZIS OFFEND YOU MORE THAN NIPPLES.
They do quite a bit.
Nobody follows me but here's a band that needs more attention.
Fantasia (1940) dir. Joe Grant and Dick Huemer
Hehehe his name was penis jokes.
Boromir: So Sam is short for Samwise
Frodo: that’s right
Boromir: and Merry is for Meriadoc
Frodo: correct
Boromir: what about Frodo?
Frodo: what about me?
Boromir: is it short for anything?
Frodo: oh, it’s -
Merry: Frodomulent. It’s short for Frodomulent.
Frodo: …………………yes. yes it is.
*much later*
Merry: hey Frodo
Frodo: yeah
Merry: did you ever tell Boromir your name isn’t actually Frodomulent
Frodo:
Pippin: there’s only one solution to this problem
Frodo: and what’s that
Pippin: you’ll just have to change your name to Frodomulent effective immediately
Pippin: to save face
Frodo: …………….
Frodo: no.
Faramir: Frodo
Faramir: if you do not change your name to Frodomulent, I would consider that a most grievous insult to my brother’s memory
Merry: don’t worry, we’ll still call you Frodo for short
Gandalf: I shall only call you Frodomulent
Frodo, lying face down on the ground: blease…. i saved middle earth… why are you bullying me like this……
This
Murphy’s law, applied to fanfics.
- The fic starts out great, nice style, language, captivating summary. It’s unfinished and has been abandoned since 2013.
- The fic is complete, nice style, language, tons of kudos speak for themselves. It’s about your NOTP.
- The fic is about your OTP, it’s complete, it’s kinky as hell. The plot is absolutely dumbass.
- The plot sounds great, it’s about your OTP, it’s complete. The characters are horribly OOC.
- Everything is perfect in this fic, starting from the first letter and ending with the last full stop. It’s exactly 800 words long.
- The fic’s word count is a six-figure number, it’s about your OTP, characters are compliant with your head-canon. It’s dull and boring as seven hells.
- The beginning is enthralling, everything’s great, the plot, the style, it’s long and it’s even about your OTP. It features something that makes you close the tab as soon as you open it, like father/daughter incest or mpreg or some other squicky thing.
- Everything is perfect in this fic, the length, the characters, the language, the style, you forget you’re reading fanfic, thinking it’s a masterpiece of true literature, you cry tears of joy and write a huge review full of gushing love and then rush to the author’s profile to read every other thing they’ve written. It’s their only work.
i feel attacked reading this
i can’t believe this website is missing out on steve rogers going nuts over a vacuum cleaner
Blessed post
N requested by anonymous ☆彡
I cannot agree with this more except Treasure planet. That movie was so weird and had so many alien species I don't think a live action version would do it any favors.
i love that every pokémon is someone’s favourite pokémon. it doesn’t matter how much you dislike a pokémon or how forgettable you you think a design is, out there is someone who thinks it’s their baby. my coworker who only discovered pokémon through pokémon go absolutely loves tangela and has a small army of fully powered up ones. at an expo once i saw a woman at a booth desperately trying to find an onix plushie because it was her daughter’s absolute favourite. i talked with someone recently who announced sudowoodo as their tippy top favourite. every single one is loved by someone and idk, i think that’s gotdang heartwarming
I love Swinub. Cute little baby piggy
Reblog for mudkip
THAT IS EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT I WAS EXPECTING
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there is literally no bigger plot twist than seeing the image and then clicking the audio
I'm not sure what I expected. But it wasn't that.