Cottage

I like goth music and shiny things They/fae Minors, bots, bullies, and bigots DNI

[keshapiligrimov]

Dear beloved

[mushroomgoblingoth]

I’ve been seeing a resurgence of the whole “aUtIsTiC pEoPlE dOnT uNdErStAnD hUmOr” bs

Nah, you just aren’t funny. It’s the easiest thing in the world to make us laugh. Look at the kind of shit my friends and I send each other for giggles.

[handern]

Old Gods of Appalachia : women can do anything! Learn the deepest most terrible secrets of the Dark and stay in the light of the Green (good), open a brothel, have many kids, be asexual, become a lawyer, become a school mistress, learn the deepest most terrible secrets of the Dark and somehow stay in the Green (bad?), get drunk on irish coffee at 10am during a gossip session and miss a funeral at age 70, be a lesbian, bring down a river dam with your bare hands above a village of unionizing coal miners on Christmas night, eat your husband at your wedding ceremony (bad), scream on the top of your lungs and make it sound like the enraged bellow of a forgotten beast, be covered in blood from head to toe while butt naked, cut up your husband in twelve pieces and bury him under the smoke house (good), make sex jokes at 72 years of age and giggle about it, fall to the horrors but you tried oh how hard you tried, shoot a bitch, become a librarian, wear a bitching suit, be a blood crazed wolf mad on grief and pain, have a good time being a wolf playing music with your buddies, use your charms to get people to do what you want, have an army of cockroaches, start a cult, yell at ghosts who forgot their manners, beat up eldritch gods, beat up eldritch gods, beat up eldritch gods, eat people, eat people, eat people, eat people, eat people

[artsymeeshee]

Another day of old man is confused by youth slang

[kaijuno]

Barbarian Ross

[flightyquinn]

Man's about to turn you into the scene of a happy little accident.

[mushroomgoblingoth]

I made a poll on my discord server a bit ago for my friends to pick the names of my succulents. All the names were my biases from different k pop groups. The voting ended today, and I wanted to share the results.

Seonghwa of ATEEZ, Jiseok of BigOcean, and Rickey of ZeroBaseOne

[guerrillatech]

[utah-mountain-drifter-deactivat]

[poorghost]

no one follows the trees warning

[rapidashrider]

You know the parable about how the foolish man built his house upon sand and the wise man built his house upon rock and it’s always about having a sturdy foundation well there is also the fact of location which is that the sand probably used to be rock except it’s been eroded to sediment because it’s a FUCKING FLOODPLAIN

[whereserpentswalk]

flood Plain perfec t size for put town in to b\uild! inside very Soft and Comfort town safe happy put town in Floodplain. Put Town In Floodplain. no problems ever in flloodplain because good Shape and Support for town roads weak of big town citizens. Afloodplain yes a place for a town put town in floodplain can trust floodplain for giveing good place for town. friend flood

[antarctic-arcanine]

If I ever share anything that was AI generated it is purely by accident. I hate that it's getting harder and harder to tell and it makes me want to never use the internet again. It definitely had its faults, but man I miss the internet of the 2000s so much.

[maidthings]

science history is so full of stories of men holding humanity back by not believing women who discovered something only to take credit for it when they're finally convinced 10 years later

[maidthings]

you gotta wonder how many breakthroughs never happened because a woman found some anomaly while toiling through menial calculations, and her boss just assumed she fucked up the math 4 times in a row. maybe she just made the numbers look right the 5th time like he wanted.

[maidthings]

Getting terfs on this so I want to say that like any other group of marginalized women, this goes doubly so for trans women. I know a number of trans women in academia who tell me about how their colleges will frequently ignore them, and outright refuse to credit them for their contributions when they finally bother listen. Trans women are women, your feminism will devolve into reactionary drivel if you cannot accept this

[sunbladeprints]

The heart knight's taking a stand against the evils of the world

The heart knight says trans rights

The heart knight says fuck fascism

The heart knight says free gaza

This was the first time using proper fancy lino (a joy to carve) and my last time ever attempting a serifed font (a bitch to carve)

[weedstoner]

I think that learning how to deescalate conflicts between children is a really useful skill to have, even if you don't have and don't plan on having children, because you will inevitably have to use those skills to deescalate conflicts between grown adults as well. generally you should kind of expect that, as a calm rational adult, you'll have to parent other strangers from time to time. this is part of living in society.

[the-punforgiven]

I wish wizards were real so bad imagine coming out of a wal mart and seeing some guy with long robes and a big hat in the parking lot surrounded by wacky particle effects screaming some shit like "By the moon and the starlight, by the shield and the sword, I summon to me, my Honda Accord!" And then just getting into his car and driving off

[whetstonefires]

so there's basically two reasons he would need to do this and they're both funny

his magical honda unsummoned while he was in Walmart; this means it's not even a real car and could look like anything and he picked or was forced somehow to pick a Honda Accord

his normal honda was left someplace while he came to Walmart by other means, and he can teleport the car to him more easily than he can teleport himself places

[nucleariguana]

there's also the idea that he drove to walmart in his honda accord, and then when he got out he either forgot where he parked or wanted to skip like 20 seconds of walking so he just summons it right in front of the door

[petterwass]

To not have to find a parking space, most wizards keep their Honda Accords in a extradimensional oubliette when not driving. This also saves on garage space.

[christ-chan-official]

Clearly the wizard had to summon his Honda Accord because someone stole it while he was shopping. The carjacker is now tumbling violently down the freeway like a source engine ragdoll

[impossiblepackage]

It’s actually not even his Honda Accord. The spell just summons a Honda Accord from somewhere.

[thisusernameisunique]

Any car when summoned by the wizard becomes a Honda Accord

[xx-emowarz-xx]

People don't actually grow out of their emo phases. People are forced out of their emo phases by employers who get a raging boner over controlling how their employees dress, cut their hair, whether they mod their bodies and so on

[xx-emowarz-xx]

How many beautiful emo men would we have if not for the tyranny of the 9-5. How many strange goth women are trapped inside the performance of a clean girl aesthetic because she needs to be able to eat. How many people are wage slaves when they should be punks?

[xx-emowarz-xx]

A lot of people are talking about what you are and aren't allowed to wear but I think that issue is secondary to what you are and aren't allowed to do to your body. Like "you have to wear a polo shirt and dress pants" fine as long as you're paying for the polo shirts and dress pants I now need to buy. Whatever. "You must have natural colored and clean cut hair, no facial piercings, no visible tattoos" now we have a fucking problem because I also have to have that hair face and body outside of the workplace. it's literally pervert shit I've met 24/7 doms less horny about controlling how their subs look.

[rosenkranz-does-things]

"COME CLOSER," said the thing whose name sounded like Hornet Head, but was not. "LET US TALK... OF MANY THINGS."

[idunnodudeijustwokeup]

Lucy would introduce Lockwood as her landlord 3 months into them dating vs Lockwood introducing her as his wife at the same time

[strike-another-match]

heartbreaking: well intentioned person who needs detailed instructions to function is giving extremely detailed instructions to person who gets overwhelmed with large volumes of information

[strike-another-match]

heartbreaking: well intentioned person who gets overwhelmed with large volumes of information is telling person who needs detailed instructions to function to just wing it

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

Heartbreaking: well intentioned person who gets overwhelmed with large volumes of information requires detailed instructions to function.

[batou]

some of u should have an OnlyClowns account

[themadcapmathematician]

what the fuck do you think a tumblr is