Catharsis

25% cotton candy 25% laughter 48% hulk 2% confused puppy(she/hers)

[earthdad]

ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

[trcunning]

I can’t beat Miss Piggy in a fight. She’s very strong and knows karate.

[handweavers]

mice are having sex in my walls :(

[handweavers]

the mice are fucking AND now i'm getting heckled

[gloriousbodies]

@oyavaski​ i think the funniest part of this is you thinking that this is fake because.....some of us are the same age and we have normal tumblr names i guess lmao????

[handweavers]

never thought i'd get accused of faking having a mice infestation for tumblr clout and yet here we are

[eldriitchmurmurs]

you fucked those mice yourself

[handweavers]

I fucked those mice myself

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[kripke-is-my-king]

Break all medical patents they prevent advancement in medical science for the sake of monetary gain and greed

[darkestcinema]

baroque in the 21st century

[chickenfarmersan]

[elreyputo]

My dog watching me sobbing on my bed

[siderealscion]

[orbsdotorg]

This was my actual favorite part of working in a theater. People would come in and use a string of words no human had ever uttered and I’d have to be like “ohhhhkay let’s parse this out.”

[givemearmstopraywith]

this is me dragging my past self

[futuremoji]

Your first, fifth, and tenth most recent emojis predicts how well October will treat you

[mutablefire]

Full shrug emoji, rolling eyes, and winky kissy face. Sounds right.

[kaijuno]

[smalltonystark]

honestly it is SO goddamn funny whenever some straight man calls me a whore or a bitch or something like girl you think that shit hurts my feelings? my closest friend once told me i dressed like an accounting major going through her 2nd divorce while trying to get her oldest stepchild to call her once a month. THATS a real insult. try harder.

[theawesomeadventurer]

I love this post because one time my younger sister told me I looked like a turtle from one of the Ice Age movies and since then nothing has cut me deeper than that

[nojaminmycoffee-deactivated2020]

[theawesomeadventurer]

yea that’s him :/

[daethnotes]

Incredibles 2 (2018) dir. Brad Bird

[occasionaloranges]

Incredibles 2 did not have to go this hard but it did

[occasionaloranges]

They really just went and DID THAT

(gifs from @baawri)

[fandom626]

[books-in-order]

Service dogs training to sit through a movie at a theater.

[driftwooddragons]

It’s actually better than that - the picture comes from dogs being trained to sit through a PLAY… which means there are actors on the stage performing a musical for a theatre full of dogs.

[alexseanchai]

[image: several rows of theater seats, with at least an ear visible of over a dozen patient dogs.]

[sizvideos]

[daily-rage-comics]

Two guys sneak into a movie theatre dressed as one fat man

[patrickat]

Me, using PC: There’s nothing interesting on the big Internet.

Me, picking up phone: Let’s see what’s on the tiny Internet.

[goawfma]

i feel like we don’t talk about things like this enough

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[warchiefwindrunner]

DO WEREWOLVES HAVE TOE BEANS

[spooky-justice-warriors]

as a werewolf, this is almost as bad as asking about a humans genitals, what the fuck

+Mod Wolf

[warchiefwindrunner]

this is the wildest addition to this mistake of a text post