Reblog if no one has a crush on you
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@mxrxrc
Reblog if no one has a crush on you
REBLOG IF NAZIS OFFEND YOU MORE THAN NIPPLES.
could you please fill out this quick survey for me?
i need something romantic to happen to me like right now
no offense but the soft uncertain kiss followed by a pause where the people look each other in the eyes and then fucking pull eachother back into a more passionate kiss will always be the most soul destroying trope , catch me lying on the fucking ground sobbing and rewatching The Sceneā¢āš¼āš¼āš¼
May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. šµāØ
10 of Pentz came thruuu
Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!
I could seriously use this money right nowā¦.
Please give me my refund of 400$ soonā¦
I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash
No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.
So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big olā check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees theyād originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.
Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperityā¦
I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR
It fucking WORKED.
Could use this to help with Mini-pās nursery school, the need to get our winter tires put on rims (which would save us tire-changing money in the long run), maybe someday help me visit my family in the US again, lol⦠:) Between winter tires at the start of the year, needing to have the garage door fixed, needing a new dryer, then losing the nice subsidized nursery school program, etcā¦2018 has been a bit spendier than normal. D'oh.
I can always use a boost. Hopefully from book orders!
im so ready to be in a relationship so whenever the universe is ready hmu with a keeper
i posted this yesterday then today this cute boy held my hand and now he is sending me memes
Reblog for love
i reblogged this yesterday and my crush kissed me today
@shootingshidae
life update: iām not saying this worked but something happened literally the day after i reblogged this
okay i need this
I want love so bad
I donāt want to be lonely anymore okay donāt judge me
~~ I need love.. So badly
ok universe, iāmĀ ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.
whenever i post this it worksĀ reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweetĀ
hey before this app gets shut down completely does anyone wanna fuckin uhhhhh fall in love together or smth?
āu shouldnāt use ur phone while itās chargingā and Napoleon shouldnāt have tried to invade Russia during its frigid winter ok but weāre all hellbent on digging our own private graves here
im so ready to be in a relationship so whenever the universe is ready hmu with a keeper
i posted this yesterday then today this cute boy held my hand and now he is sending me memes
Reblog for love
i reblogged this yesterday and my crush kissed me today
Reblogging for love
Iām so mad because this worked
help me roger
Reblogging myself because
Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses
Reblogging myself because⦠what was that? Five minutes?
O_O
ā¦ā¦ā¦my friend has made me curious
help me roger
Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director
letās do it, roger
Roger helppppp
I need you Roger!
Worth the tryā¦.
sending āI hope you get that jobā vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs
reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol
Karma will pop me if I donāt
āBut if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.ā
not even risking that shit
scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.Ā
Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just canāt risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol
man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout thisĀ
I donāt play that shit lol sorry
WHyyyy
Sorry everyone
If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only
Shiddd
this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!
Itās been a MINUTE since Iāve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr
I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES
LMAOOOO
Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~
I reblogged this yesterday but idc, I aināt playing games with Madame Zeroni or Mama Kitt
šš
Madame Zeroni aināt for play play
Fuck it, hope she bless me
But what if a nigga donāt reblog this and they great great great grand kid finds a treasure chest?š¤
What year did this start? Iām always feels my like I have to reboot this
not risking shitttt
The fuck, guys? I donāt even know who she is bur damn Iāve been cursed before so I aināt risking
The fuck you mean you donāt know who she is?!
she gets re-blogged on my dashboard at least once a week?
Proving a point to my boyfriend.
PLEASE REBLOG if you (male or female) believe it is perfectly okay and natural for a guy of any age to cry
Iāve never hit reblog faster or harder.
Reblog this. Reblog. This.
romanticizing mental illness is dangerous and misleading
Artsy depression: haunted eyes, good at art, emo hair and eyeliner on point
Actual Depression: bloodshot eyes, no longer trust themselves with pencils, has not showered in five days
Quirky OCD: organized books, clean room, color coordinated outfits
Actual OCD: Intrusive thoughts, flipping the light switch 8 times so you donāt stab your brother, picking holes in your skin
Cute eating disorders: Slim trim and beautiful, shyly refusing a second helping, dancer aesthetic
Actual eating disorders: Puffy cheeks and eroded teeth from excessive vomiting, hair growing over your freezing body and refusing to eat carrots because theyāre too high in carbs
Adorable anxiety: just a smol bean, soft, must be protected from the world
Actual anxiety: crying so hard you throw up, shaking, losing sleep over a period after the āokayā
RPG PTSD: flashbacks, vietnam, u donāt know what iāve been through kiddo
Actual PTSD: Buying your first pregnancy test at twelve, flinching at high fives, i canāt feel my hands where am I what year is it
Cartoon ADHD: look a squirrel, something shiny, fidgety loveable bufoon
Actual ADHD: rereading the same page over and over because it doesnāt make sense, hasnāt done the laundry in four months, hyperfocusing on a mushroom knowing you have work to do
stop making terrifying realities seem cute. itās disrespectful for those of us who are actually struggling
to any man whoās ever felt insecure or emasculated by a woman cuz she seemed smarter, funnier and/or cooler than him: your feelings are valid and i just want you to know that she IS smarter, funnier and cooler than you, and you are a talentless worm in her presence