That random scratching is me, I'm in ur walls

[my-bones-are-itchy]

I got bored and made a list of what I think the best cat names are (Not my intent to offend so sorry if I do)

TW: Something probably? Im not sure what but probably something?

1. David

2. Sandle

3. Henry

4. Sneeze

5. Linda

6. Germany

7. Thomas

8. Margaret

9. Backpack

10. Noodles

11. Montgomery

12. Paper Bag

13. Bernadette

14. Franklin

15. Cardboard

16. Charlotte

17. Chemicals

18. Leopold

19. Mr President

20. Kevin

21. Grumpy Old Man

22. Erick

23. Pansexual

24. Frederick

25. Russell

26. Suspicious

27. Arnold

28. Micheal

29. Dog

30. Louis

31. Ketchup

32. Simon

33. Florida Man

34. Bicurious

35. Okanagan

36. Chad

37. Book

38. Derek

39. Fuckery

40. Jeffrey

41. Guess

42. Samuel

43. Almond milk

44. Cat

45. Benjamin

46. Grayson

47. Orange Cat (regardless of colouring)

48. Toaster

49. Daniel

50. Ethan

51. Mason

52. Spatula

53. Carter

54. Boron

55. Isiah

56. William

57. Run

58. Alexander

59. Jackson

60. Coach

61. Cooper

62. Copper

63. Go

64. Adam

65. Matthew

66. Carpet

67. John

68. Cottage

69. Technetium

70. Miles

71. Lincoln

72. Nolan

73. Dizzy

74. Anthony

75. Distinguished Gentleman

76. Nathan

77. Curtain

78. Jeremiah

79. Vanadium

80. Paperclip

81. Ryan

82. Cameron

83. Glisten

84. 13th reason

85. Andrew

86. Beans

87. Arthur

88. Bird

89. Martin

90. Zachary

91. Hydrogen

92. Window

93. This one

94. That one

95. Chester

96. Gay

97. Benjamin

98. Herbert

99. 2nd attempt

100. Turbulence

101. Gerald

102. Ronald

103. Burger

104. Xenon

105. Beer

106. Question

107. Hudson

108. Google

109. Henderson

110. Smith

111. Liam

112. Executive Vice President of Global Strategic Operations and Sustainable Infrastructure Development

113. Gary

114. Hayden

115. Brodie

116. Mustard Gas

117. Methodologies

118. Samantha

119. Champ

120. Balloon

121. Cheeto

122. Kibble

123. Casually

124. Saskatchewan

125. Sasquatch

126. Quidditch

127. Offender

128. Catus

129. Cause

130. Cactus

131. Dave the magical cheesecake

132. 2026

133. Cough

134. Sock Monster

135. Snake

136. Sneq

137. Fluoride

138. Lozar the destroyer

139. Charle

140. Silly bandz

141. Troy

142. Bill (cat 1) Nye (cat 2) the science guys

143. The beatles

144. Jame

145. Carl

146. Teaspoon

147. Tablespoon

148. Wisk

149. Room temperature

150. Crunchy

[tinafeysucks-deactivated2015040]

[w-for-wumbo]

it’s time

[nyehs-deactivated20140525]

ITS NOT TIME ITS FUCKING MARCH I DONT WANT TO SEE THIS

[ewaneneollav]

it’s time

[slydilustrous]

237 more days till halloween! ITS LIKE NEXT MONTH GUYS

[hockeylvr42]

I have a feeling someone had this queued for an entire year just so they could post this in march

[edeneye30]

I T S T I M E

[scruffymcwhiskers-blog]

ITS TIME

[flynn-science]

IT’S MARCH YOU ANIMALS

[aesthetjic]

IT’S LITERALLY MARCH 8TH 2017 THE FUCK IS THIS DOING ON MY DASH

[ultxmately]

[je56-deactivated20180822]

ITS MARCH , 2018.

ITS TIME

[aquilacalvitium]

I swear tumblr has a thing about March. What’s going on? I thought I knew all of tumblr’s secrets.

Well I guess I haven’t even been here for a full year yet, so…

[aceofspades-lena]

it’s time.

[rainbowsylvie]

Time

[dark-eyed-harmothoe]

INTERNATIONAL HOLIDAY

[biggest-gummiest-spoon]

MARCH

[thatwheezingsoundthetardismakes]

March 2, 2019

[cydonian-mystery-deactivated201]

IT’S TIME

@thefingerfuckingfemalefury

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

<3 IT’S TIME <3

[captin-owl]

guys we are only 100,100 notes off we can do this!

[densley3]

IT IS TIME

[lemonsharks]

MARCHOWEEN

[thesaltofcarthage]

honest to fuck, after the year-long March 2020, y’all can celebrate Halloween whenever the fuck you want. Time has no meaning. It has always been March. it will be March forever. 

[worldheritageposts-official]

World Heritage Post

[tepli-mravenci]

March 1, 2023

and this gem is back on my dash <3

[phoet]

it’s march 2023 motherfuckers

[lieximhuman]

MARCH MARCH

[kurolini]

Guys …. I think it’s time.

[mcnotok]

MARCH MARCH

[psycho-chair]

happy halloweeen!!!!!!

[minced-mangoes]

YEAAAAHHH MARCH 2024!!! HAPPY HALLOWED WIENER

[moonlights-flower-garden]

[suffer-my-beloved-mutuals]

You know what time it is

[gabyluvsxena]

[evangeline-sugar]

You know what that means

[jaydove-writes]

Happy Halloweeb

[squishedartist]

Happy Halloween y'all

[your-local-stranger-gremlin]

Im reblogging this so I can find it and celebrate it next year.

[my-bones-are-itchy]

Happy Halloweeeen

[my-bones-are-itchy]

In a mock MUN we were discussing the weaponization of geese, here were my talking points;

Give cocaine

Teach them to eat hair

Make them pokey

Bite.

Canadian geese will treat Geneva convention like to do list

Give the geese rocks

Geese have angry issues

if geese friends go to war they will be angry and therefore will murderGeese.

Give the geese itching powder to fly over enemy territory

Make geese bombers

Hidden intelligence with microphones

Give them uranium so there poop is toxic bc they shit everywhere

Have you ever seen a angry goose???? Be scared

Geese are almighty bird, geese will win

The horrid sqwaks so enemy wont sleep

If anyone touches geese, geese will murde

rGeese are scarier than Florida man

We can canadiafy other country

Geese are bestest

Geese will eat guns

Geese will eat artillery

Geese wont have guilt

Geese crave violence

Goose will happily attack city

Goose wont care if bombing hurts people

American geese dont stand a chance

Weaponized geese have the ability of camouflage and agility

Geese can target drones

Geese dont have empathy

Goose only life mission is violence we will be kind and help

Goose cannon???

[my-bones-are-itchy]

(TW: May offended people of Christian Faith/)

(TW: Contains Semi-Explicit Topics)

Jesus could be in heaven jerking off to anything

Your conception, old people with diarrhea, sheep sex, kangaroos humping the ground, brain cancer patients reading smut, fish being eaten seductively for YouTube, Ryan Reynolds in the shower, car magazines, dental students stress eating, Grandmas baking carrot muffins, grass waving the breeze...

Could be literally anything....

[my-bones-are-itchy]

Two people have told me I look like a depressed turtle😭Completely independently, like a week apart.

[satan-offical]

are you aware that the official in your user is spelled offical?

I FUCKING KNOW OK?!?

[satan-offical]

"aww you spelt official wrong." I KNOW. I DON'T NEED YOU TO LET ME KNOW.

[eeveejane0707]

i think you can fix it idk

[satan-offical]

You don't tell me what to do eeveejane0707

[pyriteromantic]

It’s ok to admit ur wrong Satan…..

[satan-offical]

But I'm never wrong

[my-bones-are-itchy]

Guys Satan's never wrong

[nightmarebyanothername]

I just want friends who I can be touchy-feely with, but like, platonically. I don’t want a friend with benefits. I want to be able to run up behind them and jump on their back, I want to be able to lean my head on their shoulder if we’re riding the bus together and I’m tired, I want to be able to throw myself down on their lap dramatically, I want to be able to cuddle with them during a movie night, I want to be able to hold hands with them if I’m tugging them along to show them something I’m excited about, I want to be able to play-fight and play-wrestle with them without feeling awkward, I want to be able to kiss their cheek when I’m proud of them. I want friends who I am completely comfortable being platonically, casually, physical with.

[maxi-is-not-well]

[kuma-kami]

Visit Original Link

[snowdaysforever]

DELETE THIS POST

[theoldspaceevibes-deactivated20]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

[froborr]

*clicks play in morbid curiosity*

*hammers reblog button*

[chongoblog]

I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do

[parasolladyansy]

Ikrit almost spat out his smoothie XD

[my-bones-are-itchy]

This post made me loudly sigh in a library, I got angered at

[my-bones-are-itchy]

"But your a guy and a girl! No way you guys arent-"

What? Dating?

Yes way, we aren't dating.

I love that dumbass of a man with every fiber of my being and my favorite spot in the world is wrapped in his arms.

But yes way, we aren't dating

I love that idiot with the passion of 1 billion stars and I love it when he rests his head on my chest and I run my fingers through his hair.

But yes way, we aren't dating.

I love that nerd with every ounce of love I can give and more, and he likes to put his head over my heart because he likes to hear my heartbeat

But yes way, we aren't dating.

I love that hippie with more love than is fair and it's been determined that the empty space at his side when he naps is mine.

But yes way, we aren't dating.

I love that man from the biggest stars to the smallest infinities and all I ever want is to snuggle with him forever.

But yes way, we aren't dating.

I love that mf so much and my perfect day is to cuddle with him, hold his hand, let our heartbeats sinc up and fall asleep holding eachother.

But yes way, we aren't dating.

I love him.

Dear anyone who doesn't understand,

He is my person, he is my safe space and my favorite place.

But yes way, we aren't dating.

[of-aurora]

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

[ririwithrice]

badabingbadaboom

[woman-becomer]

imagine a goat with a hat

STOP-

what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

[woman-becomer]

WHY DID THIS GET SO MANY NOTES I JUST WOKE UP HOW MANY HATS HAS THIS GOAT BEEN GIVEN

[my-bones-are-itchy]

[my-bones-are-itchy]

Throwback to my childhood trauma,

Where I live there's lots of turkeys (yes turkeys like Thanksgiving turkeys but alive and ugly and always blocking roads)

So when I was like 8-ish I was feeding a mama turkey and like 7 baby turkeys pumpkin seeds in summer. And some car js fuCKING YEETS AROUND THE CORNER AND RUNS IVER THE TURKEYS LIKE 4 FEET INFRONT OF LIL BABY ME, THE CAR HIT THE MAMA AND 2 BABYS. I was covered in blood and my poor mother saw me walking up the street dripping fucking blood and screaming bloody murder. Safe to say my neighbors were concerned

[eziojensenthe3rd]

Petition: Do not stop transgender people from receiving care in mainstream hospital wards

The previous government proposed changes to the NHS constitution which would mean transgender hospital patients in England may not be treate

Well fucks? Get to it!

[my-bones-are-itchy]

work in progress lol, first time trying animations

[my-bones-are-itchy]

I tried to make a stop motion in 30 minutes:

[my-bones-are-itchy]

guys im in love

so I have this friend, and I love him so much. Before we continue let me clarify this is all platonic. I am platonically smitten with him, I would never have a crush on him or date him or anything though

So this guy, we're super close. A bunch of people think we're dating (which is not true, he's gay and we're like siblings). But in these people defense we act like we're dating lmao

We say 'I love you' and whenever we hangout we cuddle and watch TV or movies or just nap together. I love this dude so much, he's like my safe space. Its awesome because I'm always cold so he warms me up. Seriously I'm like platonically in love with him, if that's a thing? I love him with every fiber of my being.

My 'affection language' is physical touch. With my friends or family or anyone. I show I love them by being close to them, now a lot of the time they don't like that, he does! So we cuddle lots and it's great because I'm not very tall and he is so he can just wrap around me like a blanket lol.

So yeah that's all, thanks for reading

(if you know that word for this platonically-in-love thing let me know)

Ik he's gonna see this lol ( hello ellie, love ya <3)