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update to the like 5 people that follow me - I changed my blogs name after being high on pain meds while recovering from bottom surgery. After the meds wore off, I find the new blog name very funny and i will not be changing it

answers to frequently asked questions:

-> yes - jellyfish still go gloop gloop

-> no - I will not change the name

-> yes - it is a reclaimed joke

-> no - I will not be posting pictures of it, nor do I post explicit pictures (or any other sexually explicit content) of myself or anyone else

-> yes - I hope the last thing TERFs think is how cute my pussy is, just before I curbstomp them into The Void

-> no - The Void will not be taking questions at this time (The Void is shy)

-> yes - my pussy lips were used to type this post

apolladay

Before you are two magic buttons. Button A: you will never have to clean your kitchen again (dishes are automatically done; floor swept and mopped; etc). Button B: you will never have to clean your bathroom again (toilet & sink & tub/shower cleaned and sanitized; etc) Which button do you push?

A

B

Voting ended onJun 3

heliophile-oxon

So many comments, many of them wise and all of them heartfelt, and yet nobody has thought to add ...

the fridge-freezer is in the kitchen. Not only are there dishes every day, not only are there food preparation surfaces of various kinds every day, not only are there crumbs and odds and ends that fall on the floor every day ... but the fridge-freezer is in the kitchen. The oven is in the kitchen, the food cupboards are in the kitchen, and above all THE KITCHEN BIN IS IN THE KITCHEN.

I mean, it's not like the bathroom is all sweetness and light, but seriously! Who in their right mind is choosing the bathroom?!?!?!?

Ils sont fous, ces Romains tumblrains.

sufficientlylargen

Having a magically-self-cleaning bathroom would be cool, but it wouldn't dramatically change my lifestyle.

If I could cook or bake whatever the hell I wanted, knowing that all my pots and mixing bowls and baking sheets would just zap themselves clean when I finished? If I knew that I could spill batter or grease inside the oven or burn things onto baking racks and it would just go away? I would be making delicious shit constantly.

earhartsease

from @baddywronglegs

#You can piss in the kitchen sink but you can't make lasagna in the shower

@theshitpostcalligrapher this one deserves to be writ large

theshitpostcalligrapher

yeag.....

clearlightwired

A new government program promises to remove the hands of all children.

"Hands could allow them to willingly self-generate abuse material," said the Prime Minister, "and we take child safety very seriously."

The program plans to also remove the hands of adults who appear to be children and adults selected as being at-risk for engaging in child abuse.

"That's the ingenuity of the program," said the Technology Secretary, "with the centralized infrastructure in place for hand removal, we can also prevent future predators from ever offending."

zeitghost

Dude benson's gonna give us a big hug and tell us he's proud of us when he sees this

caffedorzo

so exhausted by how fundamentally anti-human the capitalist world has become. like ageing, getting fat, being slightly inefficient, and making mediocre art are all extremely normal and extremely human activities, why is every corporation trying to convince us to spend all our money fighting that

jibunbosh

🪆 dollgirlthing-txt Follow

i love being a doll. dolls are the best thing in the world

🦹 hero-boy Follow

Personally I'm an action figure and not a doll but I support you ✌️ You do you man

🦖 jurassicjake Follow

I love being an action figure. action figures are the best thing in the world

🪖 gi-joker Follow

i couldnt stand being a doll lol. love being an action figure so bad

🪆 dollgirlthing-txt Follow

can you all make your own post

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🪖 gi-joker Follow

okay, can we talk about the infighting in the toys community?

paulfrankjuliusthemonkey

anyway. onto better things

boobcareer

i am going to suck you off! *puts in plastic vampire teeth and gives you the worst blowjob imaginable*

fangorn-forest

scientists are in labs right now creating the thinnest and worst material known to mankind so they can make women’s clothing

thatdisasterauthor

Spaghetti strands that are 200 times thinner than a human hair could be woven into bandages to help prevent infections

Technically they're using it for bandages. For now.

ghost-gallery

Quote from the article

The resulting “nanopasta” can then be spun into a tiny mat about 2 centimetres across. While it isn’t intended as food, Clancy says that it should be safe to eat, but is reticent to talk about having tried it. “It’s an ethical quandary to talk about scientific self-experimentation,” he says. “But, hypothetically, one might expect it to be chewier than you’d expect.”

ralfmaximus

Oh he's definitely eating it

special-lucky-chosen-one

scientists are in labs right now creating the thinnest and worst material known to mankind so they can surreptitiously eat it

frankendykes-monster

uboatheflesh

"why are trans women such overachieving mega-geniuses who can code and play any instrument? Or so beautiful she could model? Also, why are they so mean and paranoid and generally mostly hang with each other? She also has a LOT of social grace for somebody autistic. Like I genuinely wonder why they are all so similar in such similar ways."

And people wonder why we have so many chronic mental and physical health issues. They are the bullet holes that still allow you to land, even if just barely.

regal-bones

Holy ground

regal-bones

guys I went back to recreate this and. It’s gone.

Pour one out for butt dyke house

i-give-you-a-fish

See him shmoove

holy0ak6-deactivated20240421

squeeblr

via bree newsome bass on twitter:

“The widely circulated timeline created by @Zerflin does a great job in showing how recently slavery & segregation occurred & that they lasted longer than the modern era.

“I'd like to offer this timeline as another way of viewing the same period of history to show the constancy of both Black resistance in US & efforts of the white power structure to maintain racial caste since 1619.”