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Hollanov + tweets (part 2)
All the little kisses Ilya gave Shane —A Full compilation.
remember when Ilya grabbed his own ass to hate-wank in the shower? he was so real for that
i love that cliff is the first raider shane clocks in the club scene bc a) duh this is me we’re talking about and b) DUH of course he’s the first one you’re gonna see in any setting he’s ENORMOUS. he’s easily the tallest motherfucker there. there is no mistaking that obscene hairline. even over the music he is so Loud. and wherever tweedledum is tweedledee isn’t far behind - and yep, there’s ilya eating some broad’s earring. god. shane seeing cliff marleau’s skyscraper self in the club is like seeing a black dog right before you die.
Shane manhandling Ilya <3
Ok walk with me?
Shane is accidentally fuck drunk on the plane home with all the cens post a swing of away matches.
Like it’s not really Shane and Ilya’s fault. Not really. Ilya wakes up before Shane’s alarm, and Shane is sprawled on his tummy asleep underneath ilya, who is half laid over him, his arm around Shane’s waist and face smushed into Shane’s warm shoulder. They’d won last night and the two games before that and the heavy thrill of it was settling into Ilya’s veins, how right this year felt, how good it felt being on the same team as Shane, seeing this thing all start to work.
Anyway- blah blah blah, Ilya is kissing up over the back of Shane’s neck, his short hairline, over his ears and shoulders, lazy nuzzles of his nose because they have time. It’s just early light in the room and Shane’s alarm hasn’t gone off yet, meaning they have time. They’d fucked last night, frantic and hot against the door of the hotel, still half sweaty from rushed showers at the rink. Adrenaline thundering through the pair of them. It had been desperate and rushed, spit instead of lube and grabbing hands.
They’d showered after and curled up in bed and kissed sweet and slow and passed out hard. And now, now Ilya wants him again, needs him again, dizzy proud of Shane, dizzy happy of waking up to his pretty boy in his bed. His husband, his teammate. Fuck it makes Ilya feel crazy. Shane wakes up to the lube slick of Ilya’s fingers petting over his hole, sighing happily and rolling his hips back once, twice. “Mmm sore” Shane exhales and Ilya hums, presses his nose behind Shane’s ear, and Ilya’s fingers are soft and sweet and he’s making a sad little sound. “Sorry sweetheart” he exhales, knowing they’d been rough last night. “Let’s kiss is all better baby” Ilya had used his mouth on Shane’s dripping wet with saliva and slow, made him cum like that and then got him open on his fingers because Shane had softly whimpered and asked for “more please” then they’d snoozed Shane’s alarm a few times because then they’d both wanted Ilya’s cock inside him after that. They fucked deep, slow and heavy.
Ilya had been laid over Shane’s body, pressed skin to shin, Ilya’s neck tucked into Shane’s neck, kissing and licking and nuzzling into the soft skin. Ilya’s arms had been wrapped around Shane, one around his chest the other under his head, Shane’s face in the crook of his elbow, panting wet and hot into the skin.
His fifth thrust inside Shane had whimpered, turned his face into Ilya’s bicep and kissed at the warm skin and sighed “can still feel you from last night, feels good. Feels, like a lot, you already feel big in the morning but it’s even more” he’d whispered, soft and true and Ilya had gripped his face and licked into his mouth, kissed him hot and needy and then told him him how fucking good he felt, how good he was, his boy. And it’s so dizzy good like that, in the dark quiet early morning of the hotel room, under thick soft hotel bedding, just the pair of them whispers and heavy touches, slick messy kisses. Then Shane’s sucking Ilya’s fingers and they are moving slow, sore from the night before, the pleasure is stretched out and lazy and hot and good good good.
Shane gets fuzzy, so fucking hard and so fucking open and full of Ilya and the sheets are so soft and feel so nice under his cheek, and Ilya is holding him so tight and is so big over him and the ache of his muscles from last night feels sore and good and he just kinda softly slips into another space, that warm lightheaded fuzz that Ilya can send him into. He’s sucking on Ilya’s tongue, his fingers, nuzzling into Ilya’s face and then he’s just he only exists in the hot aching place he and Ilya connect, he needs. He needs. They come with whimpering I love yous, Ilya’s hand gripping Shane’s jaw, face with such force it makes his cheeks smush and Shane’s lashes flutter at the force of his orgasm. Shane nuzzles and kisses and mouths at Ilya’s forearm as Ilya cums all over his back, his ass.
Ilya doesn’t realise till Shane is so far gone until he reached down to ease himself out and Shane whines, whines, reaches back and grips at Ilya’s body, “stay” he exhales, and Ilya is leaning back down over him, finding Shane’s face and his palm and tilting him up to his gaze and Shane’s eyes are half lidded and cheeks red and he’s leaning in to try and find Ilya’s mouth like it’s the only thing that exists.
“Ohhh bunny” Ilya cooes, and kisses over Shane’s flushed cheeks, knocks their noses other. “You are gone yes?” Ilya asks, low voice, and Shane just turns his face further into Ilya’s, like he’s trying to burrow into his skin.
“Was goooood” Shane exhales, and his and hand goes up into Ilya’s curls, tugging and fidgeting with them. Ilya can’t help but beam, and he’s kissing all over Shane’s face, arm warm around him to keep him close.
Ilya smooths his hand down to grip at Shane’s ass, cooing a low “always good, you’re always good” and then- then Ilya’s alarm goes off which fuck. Means they have like half an hour to be downstairs ready to go- and Shane just huffs and rubs his face into Ilya’s neck and says “turn it off” and Ilya lets out a low laugh and then ten seconds later he’s pulling back- “oh fuck Ilya. We’ve gotta go” he says, wide eyed and Ilya sucks his teeth and rubs his thumb over Shane’s cheek and she’s like “da bunny, we do, I’m sorry- we got. Hm carried away” Ilya says low, kisses Shane’s nose and chin and squeezes him to his chest with a firm cuddle.
“we need to go, but is okay” Ilya reassured him and it is. Ilya gets Shane into the shower and kisses him deep till Shane’s toes curl against the tiles and then he’s slipped out to let Shane finish in the shower while quickly packs them up- gets them clothes, raids the mini bar for an apple juice. He makes Shane sip at the juice and Ilya gets them dressed, loose sweats, a hoodie of Ilya’s that’s too big for either of them pulled onto Shane, hood up over his wet hair. He’s more himself by the time they get out of the room, but it’s rushed and not how Ilya likes, he likes to kiss Shane back to being warm eyed and snarky and calling Ilya an asshole. Likes to touch and hold him close, tease him and maybe make him cum again, make him squirm like it’s too much. Then bring him back with a bath and kisses and talking.
Shane looks spacey, likes he’s come off three hard shifts on the ice, cheeks still flushed and eyes so dark and long slow blinks. Loose limbed and unsteady.
Shane sinks into Ilya’s side in the lift, yawning heavily and he’s pressing his face to Ilya’s throat and his hand is shoving into Ilya’s pocket. Ilya puts a hand up under his sweatshirt and rubs at Shane’s warm hip, lower back.
They get to the lobby just as the coach is pulling up outside to take them to the airport. The boy don’t pay them much mind, soft mutters of “cap” “hollzy” “morning” early enough for most of the team to be half asleep or hungover still.
On the short ride to the hotel Shane falls asleep curled into Ilya’s side, hood still up, his hand under Ilya’s sweatshirt, resting on the low of his stomach, pink finger tucked into the waistband of Ilya’s sweats. Fabric covered the quiet needy affection. Ilya’s hand rubs up and down Shane’s back, squeezes the back of his neck when he fusses.
It’s only once they get to the airport that the guys realise Shane is off. “Hollzy you get hit last night” Bood asks, rubs the top of his head in passing as they settle into seats by the gate. Shane shakes his head, blinks heavy and says “oh um no. Just uh feel a bit” Shane shrugs and waves his hand and Bood nods, starts talking about his sister having the flu and these immunity supplements he thinks are “bomb”. Ilya pulls Shane’s leg over his once they are sat, tugs him to rest his head on his shoulder.
Troy offers Shane like six different snacks he keeps producing from his bag. Shane’s just all slow shakes of his head and he only accepts the coffee Ilya had asked bood to get for him. Shane smiles against the cup when it’s a Mocca, chocolate sweet and heavy and comforting on his tongues. Keeps one hand in Ilyas as they sit together, heavy and all yawns. Hass and Hayes both talk about how “cute” they look, cuddled up- far more than their usual affection. It’s sweet Ilya thinks, that the boys notice the change in Shane but Ilya feels like a frustrated guard dog, protective of this soft lovely Shane that is only his. Ilya aches to kiss him, to draw love hearts with his fingertips over Shane’s hips till he gets too shiver and shoves his hands away. To feed him grapes and oranges by hand and have a far too long shower and curl up in bed together again, maybe doze a while.
When they finally get on the plane, Ilya cant help himself, pushes up the arm between the seats as soon as he can and pulls Shane into his chest. Shane doesn’t even try to protest, shoves his face into the warm skin between Ilya’s shoulder and jaw, with a weighted exhale. “Baby” Shane whispers and Ilya nods, nods, tucks a hand to Shane’s cheek, under the fabric of his hoodie and his fingers find his earlobe to rub rub at it. “I know” Ilya mutters, squeezes Shane in a warm hard hug. “I know, you did good” he praises, honest, because Shane had done good, so good getting here. Ilya rubs his cheek against the top of Shane’s head. The fabric of the hood soft.
“Everyone get to see you so pretty, lucky them, but now you’re just for me” Ilya grumbles, smooths his hand from the back of shanes head to the low of his back over and over, until Shane goes heavy, asleep in Ilya’s arms.
shane x ilya's curls
#spit string of fate
I know a lot of you are fans of the Ilya has trouble getting hard/achieving orgasm on his meds headcanon. And I agree, there are sooo many delicious fics and headcanons based on this (but if I‘m honest I don’t trust Miss R with the intricacies of this dynamic and would rather it didn’t appear in book 3…but I digress)
But have you considered: Ilya can’t drink on his meds.
Imagine them at the club after their first cup win with the Centaurs. Shane is absolutely wasted, having the time of his life, and Ilya is also having the time of his life stone cold sober, cause he gets to see his husband let loose and then afterwards he gets to drive him home and bridal carry him to bed and feed him a glass of water and make him a greasy breakfast the next morning because Shane is hungover. Like, that is his baby!
Imagine the Centaurs at the barbecue passing around a blunt and Shane looks kinda interested actually. He has been depriving himself his whole life, he kinda wants to try. So obviously Ilya can read this on his face and is like: Shanya you can try. I will take care of you, don‘t worry I‘m here. So then Ilya gets to witness Shane getting high for the first time and Shane is absolutely trying to crawl into Ilya‘s skin in front of god and everybody and every single one of the Centaurs. Shane and Harris both get the munchies so now they are standing in Bood‘s kitchen a little after midnight arguing over how to make apple pie. Harris is like: I‘m the king of apples! I know this! And Shane is like: Well. I have never baked anything in my entire life but I‘m still pretty sure I am correct. And then they are both giggling and shoving each other and they end up covered in flour. And Ilya is standing in the kitchen doorway arms crossed stone cold sober, has never been more lucid and present, and thinks: this is the best moment of my life. Like, he keeps complaining to Shane that he misses Vodka, but he doesn‘t. He would not trade this for anything and he knows Shane only lets loose 100% because he trusts Ilya to protect and take care of him.
And then the next morning Ilya wakes Shane with little kisses on his face like: Good Morning Shanya *kiss* can you tell me *kiss* why is there so much flour *kiss* in my car? Hm? *kiss* It‘s all over the seats? *kiss* any idea how that happened? *kiss*
And Shane is like: *grumble grumble* Shut uuuuup *hits him with a pillow*
Trying not to think about Shane and Ilya fucking, Ilya deep deep deep inside Shane and it’s been a dizzying amount of time, Shane’s cum once between them already, wet slick and messy between their tummies but he’s aching hard and wanting again cock throbbing full.
Ilya is so fucking close, shanes on his his back, legs parted open for all of Ilya to fit inbetween them, bent up and back knees scooped up by Ilya’s strong arms, pinning the tops of his thighs to the bed, feet shaking with every plowing thrust. Shane’s nails are all over Ilya’s back, neck, up in his hair and he’s so fucking tight and responsive and pretty on Ilya’s cock, wet and taking him so fucking well, titling his hips up up into Ilya driving thrusts like he needs to make sure he’s getting every possible inch of him.
Ilya is going to cum- Shane’s licking up his throat and scraping his teeth and Ilya grips him tighter fucks him harder till he can feel the bed jolting with the full force of it and “fuck sweetheart m’gonna cum” Ilya pants out, his pace punishing, the sound of their skin fucking loud and wet and filthy of how Ilya fits himself into Shane over and over and Shane is nodding, nodding, his hand tangles in Ilya’s curls and he pulls, pulls twists his grip.
“Fuck baby it’s so good so fucking good oh my god” Shane slurs out and then “please” and Ilya is coming, his dick pulses and his whole fucking pelvis aches and his balls throb and the entire universe is twisted pulled into the animalistic need to rut into the hot wet goodgoodgood shaneshaneshane so fucking good as he comes apart, shooting thick and heavy from his dick into Shane, still with his cock pushes as deep as he can get it and his hearing his fuzzing and he’s panting and cuming and cuming
but then Shane’s nails are frantic down his back and chest, squirming under Ilya and he’s whining, a sad sound and Ilya head snaps down, worried he’d ducked in too hard but then he can hear Shane’s word and Shane’s riding his hole down onto Ilya’s oversensitive still pulsing cock and he’s whining “no no no no Ilya I’m so close I’m so close please don’t stop don’t stop you can’t” and Ilya fucks his hips forward without thinking, desperate always to give Shane what he needs and his body burns with it, he’s so fucking sensitive, at the very end of his orgasm still, but Shane is nodding and mewing happily and saying “yes yes please fuck me. Don’t stop Ilya I wanna come again please I wanna-“ and his voice is so pretty and needy and desperate and Ilya needs to give it to Shane, anything he asks and Ilya is fucking him hard and deep and colours are fucking exploding behind his eyelids and heat icey cold burn is twisting in his gut and it’s so fucking much he’s so sensitive and it hurts, Shane a hot vice grip around his cock and fuck he’s going to die maybe.
But Shane is pulling him in and down and closer and moaning and saying “yes yes yes yes thank you oh fuck” all whiny and pretty under his breath and “don’t stop don’t stop just a bit more please Ilya please” and Ilya couldn’t stop if he wanted to, not when his Shane needs him like this, begs him like this, goes so pretty and stupid and desperate on his cock like this, how can Ilya not give him what he needs. He isn’t cruel. Ilya’s shoulders start to shake with the overstimulation and his stomach is jumping tensing and he’s whining growling low wet in the back of his throat and how is he still so fucking hard and he just came but fuck he might cum again somehow?
And it hurts but it’s so fucking good and he turns his face into Shane’s neck, shoulder, bites hard into muscle as he fucks Shane and fucks Shane and fucks Shane. Shane comes with a desperate choked off whine, head thrown back and an aching sound, nails tearing at Ilya’s back and he’s half sobbing out “yes yes and thank you thank you thank you” and somehow, Ilya cums again, with a shocked grunt, how whole big frame shuddering and shaking and he drops on top of Shane with a jumble of Russian that curses and praises Shane perfect hole, his perfect little succubus, his fucking devil and Ilya might actually be dead. His head heavy between Shane’s pecks and his heartbeat is in his fucking head and whole body and he’s shaking against Shane and he can feels Shane’s heart hammering under his cheek. And then Shane’s finger tips feather light running up and down Ilya’s back in twitchy sleepy touches. It makes Ilya smile the fuck drunk touches of spaced out Shane trying to comfort Ilya, even when he’s all fuzzy from his own orgasm. and everytime Shane clenches a little around him Ilya grunts like he’s taking a punch he’s so sensitive he feels insane, his hands are shaking and maybe a bit numb where they start to rub up and down Shane’s sides.
“That was- fuck” Ilya pants into Shane’s chest and Shane is still foggy with orgasm, still in that blissed quiet daze he finds just after he’s cum for Ilya but Ilya feels him nod and shiver and hum as his hand slides up trembly to cup Ilya’s cheek and Ilya feels his full body shiver around his hot aching too sensitive cock and he has to grip Shane’s hip hard in his hand, too sensitive to even think about pulling out yet. But he can feel where he’s leaking out of Shane and once he’s back in his body again and Shane is too, he wants to pull out to see his mess and play with it and tell Shane he made him fill him twice so fast like that- tell Shane he’s never fucking done that in his life, cum so close together and show Shane the cum on his fingers and maybe make him lick some off Ilya’s fingers after he’s rubbed it all over his hole. For now, Ilya drags his head up to find his Shane who is getting squirmy underneath him, and press their mouths together, soft wet open mouthed kiss.
“Perfect fucking horny devil” Ilya coos, feels Shane’s smile and it makes Ilya want to fuck him again somehow and he bites at Shane’s chin and lips and kisses and kisses him again and whispers to Shane how good he made him feel and how gorgeous he is and feels Shane come back to him in deep breaths.
Night Light
There's a light, wavering. Shane doesn't even have to open his eyes to sense the change. Ilya must have turned his phone on.
"Sleep," Shane grumbles.
The light changes as Ilya hides the phone under the blanket.
"No, Ilya, all the way off," says Shane.
Ilya draws out a long groan, but eventually the light goes out.
"Better," Shane sighs.
"How can you even see that? Stupid, Canadian, super power eyes," Ilya mutters.
Shane snorts and kisses Ilya's arm sleepily. Ilya keeps fidgeting until Shane puts his arms around him and pulls him close.
"Sleep," Shane says. "Have you even tried closing your eyes?"
"Oh, asshole," Ilya tuts. But when Shane peppers his back with kisses, he finally settles. Shane drifts off again with his lips still pressed to Ilya's warm skin.
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The next time it happens, Shane is more annoyed. Again that flickering light through his eyelids, pulling him back into consciousness.
"It's late, Ilya. Sleep time," he says firmly. "No more phone."
"Sorry, Shányechka," Ilya says. "I didn't mean to wake you. I'll watch downstairs."
"No."
"Yes, my little пульт дистанционного управления. Sorry. I can't sleep."
"No. Stay," Shane grasps at him, but Ilya leans away.
"I can't, I'm too awake."
"Your phone won't help."
"It does. I have the eye protection, night light filter on. It’s one video. I have watched many times and I'm always sleeping before the end."
Shane tries to sit up, peering at the phone. "What video is it?"
Immediately, Ilya clicks his screen off with such flustered clumsiness that he nearly drops the phone.
"Ilya?” Shane snorts. “What are you watching?"
Ilya taps his fingers on the phone and shrugs. "Nothing."
He's so funny. Shane tilts his head to keep looking at him. The moonlight, so soft on his skin. The curve of his lips. His hair, all rumpled and messed up, sticking out on one side. He's not meeting Shane's eyes, which is very unusual. If Shane didn't know better, he'd be worried. Jealous.
"Is it porn?" Shane asks. "Porn helps you sleep?"
Ilya opens his mouth and then closes it. He nods tightly. "Yes. Sorry."
Shane laughs at him. "I don't mind." It's funny that Ilya has been watching it right next to Shane, with the sound off. "Did I not tire you out enough?"
Ilya's eyes gleam. "No. No, you did not."
"Greedy." Shane yawns. He stretches, shakes out his legs then arches his back like he does during his morning yoga. Ilya watches him very intently. Shane smiles; Ilya smiles back. Shane smiles wider, then creeps forward and slowly lowers his mouth.
Ilya falls asleep afterwards in less than 3 minutes. Shane curls himself around him and lets Ilya's soft snores lull him back into dreams.
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Shane has been breathing evenly for a while, but sleep hasn't found him yet. He's content just to lie here in the warmth, cocooned in Ilya's arms.
Ilya clearly thinks Shane is fast asleep because he has started to carefully untangle himself. Shane makes a soft noise and Ilya pauses, then continues to wriggle away once Shane's breathing has evened out again. Shane hears him pad downstairs.
Shane is not sure exactly why he's still pretending to snooze, except he's so comfortable, he doesn't want to move. And, it's a good chance to catch Ilya in his late night, insomniac, porn habit and tease him about it.
Ilya comes back to the same video every few weeks. Shane's pretty sure it's always the same file from the quality of the vague shapes and light, which are all he can make out from the brief glimpses he manages before Ilya switches the screen off or hurries away to the sofa.
Shane wants Ilya to know it's ok, Shane can sleep through it now. The light is very soft and there’s no sound. He doesn't want Ilya feeling ashamed of having found something soothing. It's no different from Shane liking the bedroom a certain temperature, or his blankets a certain fabric.
And Shane has noticed the pattern now. Ilya always watches this mystery file on the harder days. Days when he's too exhausted to sleep easy, when he's been up extra early checking on new rookies or staying late to field tricky questions from overzealous journalists. Days when he's achey, playing with a mild injury or a cold. Or days when he is withdrawn, more laden with sadness, like the harder anniversaries - death days, lost birthdays. Or, any time his brother has called.
Most nights, Ilya's happy enough to leave his phone charging downstairs with Shane's. So Shane is willing to compromise for the nights when he's tossing and turning without it. Shane sees him trying. He has also noted that whatever Ilya watches does help, usually lulling him to sleep within half an hour.
Shane tip-toes down, bringing the big blanket with him - it can be cold in the cottage downstairs, even in summer. He's glad he did when he sees Ilya is shivering slightly on the sofa, even wrapped up in a quilt.
Shane has waited too long to catch him watching; Ilya is already snoring softly with his mouth open. Shane tucks the blanket over him, then brushes a kiss against his curls. Ilya sighs in his sleep and mutters something incomprehensible.
Ilya's phone is propped up on the coffee table. Shane leans forward to turn it off then blinks as he recognises himself on screen gesturing vaguely. Even without sound he knows - he is talking about the well. Later he will explain the history of the local area, point out some of his favourite wildlife, including the loons, then show off his indoor rink and his neatly stacked larder. Shane had forgotten the documentary about the cottage. How does Ilya even have this?
Shane pauses the file and discovers its name: Boring.mp4 is the only file in the folder saved in Rewatch_2016. Ilya has kept it for nearly a decade. Shane clicks it and the documentary restarts with a pretty shot of light glittering over the lake.
Shane snorts and then looks quickly at his love, still asleep on the couch. The same couch which is also now on the phone screen as Shane explains to the interviewer the original plans he discussed with the architect.
A vague memory resurfaces of their first summer together.
"Wait, you saw that?"
"Yeah. Is very good. I needed help sleeping, so."
"You're an asshole."
Shane shakes his head, bemused. How many of Ilya's chirps have a solid core of truth to them? He wants to squeeze him so tight. But he will let Ilya keep his sweet secrets, slip away and let him sleep. Maybe tomorrow he'll download the documentary himself and suggest they watch it before bed for nostalgia. It could be their new night routine, together.
i think hayden does ads for royal match
shane hollander doing a bunch of anti smoking billboards for city of montreal that ilya loves to send a photo of himself in front of with a lit cigarette between his lips every time hes in town
shane during his first time getting his ass eaten and fucked in missionary and then rolled over and fucked in doggy and then having his guts rearranged and coming hands freeee.. !!!! looking all fucked out on those stairs holding ilyas jacket, teasing and smiling and getting praised "such a good trick" and getting a kiss!!! shanebug my baby it was too late for u
"Tell me I'm the best you've ever had." Shane says silkly, sinking down onto his husband's lap where he sat on the couch.
"Best at what?" Ilya asked, grabbing Shane's face and pulling him in for a kiss.
Shane laughed into the kiss before pulling away.
"You know..."
"No I don't, are you asking if you're the best I've ever had at hockey?"
Shane rolled his eyes, "I'm the only one you've ever had at hockey."
"Ah, no, not the only hockey player, but believe me moy lyubimyy, you are the best."
Ilya leaned back in for a kiss, but Shane put a hand on his chest, pulling back.
"When we got together I asked if you had slept with any other MHL players and you said that you hadn't."
Ilya seemed to recognize that the mood had been suddenly cooled off.
"I haven't, she was in the PHF, the women's league."
Here's the thing. Shane very rarely gets actually jealous. Sure he never enjoyed seeing or hearing evidence of Ilya’s active sex life that didn't involve him. But there was a part of him that understood that Ilya was with those people because he couldn't be with Shane, both physically or emotionally. Shane was not an insecure person and there was always an unacknowledged part of him that believed that if he and Ilya had be a viable relationship option then Ilya would have been his. This had been validated by the fact that as soon as they had seen it as an option Ilya had come to Shane's cottage, declared his love, and locked himself down. So.
It was just hard to feel insecure in a relationship with Ilya where he was so obviously obsessed with Shane. Where Shane very clearly enjoyed 100% of Ilya’s attention and 85% of Ilya’s time.
So true jealousy, not the play acting they did for fun, was rare for Shane. Especially now that he was the one wearing Ilya’s ring.
But something was curdling in Shane's stomach.
"When did that happen?"
Ilya looked at little surprised, normally Shane did not want to hear about specific hook ups, outside the broadstrokes and if there certain sex acts he liked. The only specifics he had wanted to know was if Ilya had slept with anyone else in the league and had seemed genuinely relieved that the answer was no.
"It was Kelsey Roche, captain of the Boston Pride. She won the Isobel cup the year after I won the Stanley and we did a whole public congratulations thing."
"Why did you sleep with her?"
"Well one, have you seen her shoulders and her tits? The woman is hot. But also she and her wife told me I was her hall pass, which is also very flattering and hot thing to hear. So we fucked."
"She was a lesbian?" Shane heard his tone, okay, he heard it. It was just something about this was making his skin itch.
"Shane, my love, it is important to me that I know that you know that women can be bisexuals too."
"Shut up. I know that women can be bisexuals, I'm friends with Rose and Sveta."
"So you're cool with female bisexuals cause you have two female bisexual friends?"
"Oh my god, fuck off Ilya!"
"See, I do not think you are okay with bisexuals because this is how you talk to your bisexual husband."
"You asshole, I was just surprised because she was married to a woman. That's all."
Ilya's teasing was only half distracting Shane from the fact that how was he supposed to compare himself to a female hockey player. Like obviously he could look up her stats, but even if she was still playing, he wasn't sure she was because he knew the new Boston PWHL league team had a different captain, he'd never be able to face off against her on the ice.
"Oh my god," Ilya suddenly gasped, studying Shane's face, "you want to beat this random woman I slept with 10 years ago at hockey."
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