Where you see a rose, I see a granate

Carry on my wayward son

[ijustdontlikepeople]

More Teen Wolf Edits! Tweets, headlines, shitposts etc.

[digitalbeachrave]

i’m barely even alive im just here clicking buttons

[unstablecryptid]

[tchaikovskym]

my life motto is if you can't do your best, do it however you can and roll on with it

[academicssay]

[autumngracy]

Help, girl, my executives are dysfunctioning

[shitpostingsterek]

[mxnrique]

[faggotryandpride]

TERFS are literally insane

[skodasforge]

Imagine saying "You will never be breedable" in complete seriousness I can't even say it with a straight face.

[thickness-protection-program]

Nobody:

Terfs:

[incorrect-lotr-trash]

Legolas: What’s the wifi password here?

Aragorn: This is a funeral

Legolas: All small letters?

Aragorn:

[lucilucialu]

dancing with your ghost - sasha sloan

never got the chance to say your last goodbye, i gotta move on but it hurts to try

[headspace-hotel]

concept: there are lots of different worlds and all of them have different levels of access to magic. Some are just all over the place and some have no magic at all.

You would think that we would be one of the strictly non-magical worlds, but actually, that’s not the case—we don’t have like, a huge excess of magic, but we have, like, dreams, and the placebo effect, which puts us pretty solidly in the “Numinous” world category.

[headspace-hotel]

This post brought to you by the placebo effect, which is completely insane if you think about it for more than like 3 seconds

but for some reason we insist on thinking of it like “so people’s symptoms improve, but like, it’s Fake” rather than “HOLY SHIT humans are so powerful, they can improve the symptoms of their illnesses just by believing they are being cared for.”

[headspace-hotel]

Anyway just imagine like

Human, suddenly sucked by portal into a Magical Land: damn I wish I came from a magical world lol

Elf wizard dude: hahaha bro what are you talking about

Human: well, my world is just—

Elf wizard dude: what about the magic rocks????

Human: What magic rocks?

Elf wizard dude: You know, the magic rocks. The ones that generate near infinite energy by tearing apart the fabric of their reality? You know, like, uranium? You haven’t found those yet?

Human: Wait wait wait. That’s not—

Elf wizard dude: And like, come on, you even have some low level necromantic spells over there, like—

Human: We do not have necromantic spells, what are you talking about

Elf wizard dude: didn’t you say your friend was an EMT though? they do that shit all the time. Hell, you don’t even have to be like a high level caster or some shit, it takes like a few weeks to learn CPR

Human: Wh—

Elf wizard dude: You guys do have CPR, right?

Human: I mean yes but—what the—CPR is not necromancy!! That’s not how it works, it doesn’t bring people back from the—well I guess technically it does but that doesn’t—

Elf wizard dude: Next you’re going to be telling me Mothman doesn’t “count” either.

Human:

Human: …

Human: …What.

[headspace-hotel]

Human: You don’t understand. I mean…Radioactivity kills people!

Elf wizard dude: Ohhh. You got just the cursed magic rocks.

Human: …

Elf wizard dude: Damn. That sucks man.

[headspace-hotel]

Elf wizard dude: So you have no talking animals? None?

Human: Well I mean—there is that one type of parrot but like that doesn’t—

Elf wizard dude: godDAMN it

[stabbedinthenameofscience]

It got better!

[thessalian]

Human: Oh, right, and various of the corvids. Ravens and that. They talk too.

Elf wizard dude: And no sapient animals? At all?

Human: Well ... I mean, depends what you call ‘sapient’. Crows remember who’s nice to them and bring them presents, and will get the whole flock to attack people who are mean to them, and cats basically conned us into lavishing them with food and attention--

Elf wizard dude: And that?

Human: Oh, that’s a pigeon. They’re really dumb, though.

Elf wizard dude: It’s getting on your public transport network!

Human: Yeah, it’ll get off at its stop-- wait.

Elf wizard dude: CATCHING ON YET?!?

[rikonius]

Elf wizard dude: Well, at least you don't have the thinking sand oracles.

Human: The what?

Elf wizard dude: OK, this one is real crazy. Powerful arcanists take sand, use heat spells to extract certain materials from it, and melt them into these runes, right? I mean, there's some metal components too, even gold. And they're all put onto these handheld boards in these runic channels. Then these cover these magic sand boards with glass, that they can conjure images of artificial realities onto...

Human: Oh shit dude, I think that's just cell phones.

Elf wizard dude: You gave them telepathy?!

[221b-hound]

This absolutely made my day!!!

[vendetta06]

I agree with the message but?! this is tone deaf coming from one of the elitist, most prestigious fashion events in the world. you are rich to even be invited, an event where the ticket is literally $30,000.... I’m gonna eat YOU

[urban-spaceman]

None of you people understand the actual reality of how much the ultra-rich hoard. Aoc is not even a blip on the radar of rich. Aoc grew up poor in the bronx and continued to work as a bartender while she was on the campaing trail.

Is she wealthier than the average person? Yeah. No shit sherlock. But does she qualify...as RICH?? My fam...my guy....my bud.....the answer is simply No.

Aoc wants to tax the 1%. The people who can afford to buy space programs, influence elections and send countries to war.

She is not referring to...like....lil nas x here. Shes referring to jeff fucking bezos.

Please learn the difference between BEING WEALTHY (aoc) and being RICH (bezos, gates, etc)

[w0lp3rtinger]

Also, one of Ocasio-Cortez's big things is buying from artists/fashion designers who are involved in their community and actively promote culture that is often left behind in fast fashion (like when y'all slammed her for that bag). The dress was made by Aurora James. Now, I don't know SHIT about fashion but uuuuh, knew I heard the name somewhere. Here's just the first paragraph of her wiki article. By all means, go read the rest.

[carolxdanvers]

Additionally, she didn't pay for the ticket or the dress. The designer made the dress, bought the ticket, and invited her to attend wearing the dress. The met gala is basically an event where celebrities become billboards for designers. AOC showed up to an event full of filthy rich people wearing a dress by an activist designer that says "tax the rich" on it.

AOC is not rich. Her salary is 175,000 a year. That's literally upper middle class.

[sof1shticated]

making a tag game! use this picrew and create yourself in real life, and yourself in a fictional universe of your choosing!!

me "irl" and me if I were in the pjo/camp half blood :)

i'm going to tag: @userbuckynat @cherrybarzy @rcwena @rainwhenurgone and @gryffindors-weasley

[helnjk]

MEL THIS WAS SO FUN!

me irls vs me if i were a grisha spy / it just looked really cool okay

no pressure tags: @nancybycrs @gryffindors-weasley @melmalone

[rhaenyratargayen]

bye this is so cute ty for the tag bby!

me irl vs me if I were in stranger things fucking up some demogorgon ass with a knife (cuz there was no bat)

no pressure tags @gryffindors-weasley @redroomwidows @william-byers and anyone else who’d like to join :)

[redroomwidows]

I LOVE THIS OMG. tysm for the tag!!!

me irl vs me in the mcu (me at the party in age of ultron besties).

no pressure tags: @bathed-in-lilac @bwbatta @florenceyelena @capwogers @angelicwasp

[bwbatta]

This is so cute!! 🥰

Me irl vs me in the TVD series because who wouldn’t want to be a super cool vampire 🤷🏼‍♀️

@little-diable I think you’ll enjoy this! 💜 also anyone else that wants to mock up a fictional version of themselves!

[little-diable]

Thank you for the tag my love @bwbatta this is so cool! 💘

Tagging whoever wants to play and @savior-adriana @hidingsikki @negans-lucille-tblr @firefly-in-darkness @hotdamnhunnam @band--psycho @thinkinghardhardlythinking

[hotdamnhunnam]

Thanks for the tag @little-diable I love this!! ✨

Me irl // me as the princess pining for Jacques Telière in Anarchy at the Masquerade I guess?

Tagging (no pressure) @happyhunnams @pomegranatearildreams @rayslittlekitten @soaharleys @band--psycho @flaireandsynch @lovebarefootblonde @kesskirata + anyone else who wants to do this! ♥️

[pomegranatearildreams]

Thank you for the tag wonderful @hotdamnhunnam 🥰! Awww omg memories of Jacques Telière and his princess from the kingdom of Charmant 🥲

Me and then me if I were in the Triple Frontier world at home worrying and waiting for my beloved Will to come back home (the cup looks a lil bit sinister, but it’s just supposed to be some tea whilst I look out the window ☕️😅)

No pressure tagging @thexhostess ❤️ Everyone else I also wanted to tag has been tagged already, so I also tag anyone else who would love to join this!

[glowunderthemoon]

I wasn't necessarily tagged BUT this looked too amazing to pass up and I love these so jdjdjkdkf

Me & then me in the Shang-Chi universe♡ (yes this is all I'll talk about for the next few weeks and what about it jdkdkdk)

Tagging (no pressure!): @thewritingdoll, @gwens-spiders, @hollandsvogue, @thirsttrapholland, @nairobis, @milfdeacon, @worldoftom, @parkerpeter24, @earthlyholland, @hollandsmushroom, @leafy-holland, @spideysquackson13, @whittaker-master, and anyone else who wants to participate :)

[belovedstyles-deactivated202310]

Me & then me if i was in the MCU

tagging: @tonystarksfavoritedaughter @harryhollandsgirlfriend @parkerpeter24 + whoever else wants to do it!!

[tonystarksfavoritedaughter]

Thanks for the tag!

Me in real life vs me in the MCU

Tagging:

@subspider @selfcareparker @scarletspideyy @hollandsour and anyone else who wants to!

[londonspidey]

Omg I love this!!! This is me irl vs me in the MCU as Tony’s daughter and Peter’s gf 😉 (after a fight with a villain) and also maybe stranger things too

@hollandsmushroom @the-girl-in-the-chair @hollandslittlekoala @spidey-sophie @hogwartsmarvelmommy @teen--marvel @reawritesthings

[teen--marvel]

thanks for the tag, babe! @scarletspideyy

me irl vs me in the teen wolf universe

tagging: @stiles-o-dylan24 @tomhollandd​ @earthlyholland @merceret @lettersofwrittencollective

[screamxqueenx94]

I know I wasn't tagged, but it looked fun and I wanted to try it :)

Me (on a good day lol) then me if I was in the Teen Wolf universe as a witch (casting a love spell on Stiles lol)

Tagging: @mummybear

@mrs-mitch-rapp93 @fullangelimagines @lavenderrosegoddess @blueraindrops @sheimagineddragons

[my-saviour-is-a-demon]

Me on a normal day and me in teen Wolf universe

[safetybush]

also ppl please stop c*nsoring tr*ggers like th*s - I am absolutely 100% positive that no one is gonna go “oh thank god that one vowel was censored in that post! It slipped past my list of filtered content because of it but that * definitely lessened the emotional impact of reading this :)”

[radishnt]

which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

[mothman-misato]

y- you were putting it in cold water?????

[boimgfrog]

Radish. Answer the question radish.

[radishnt]

yeah??? i thought for like. 5 years that ppl just put it in hot water 2 speed up the tea-ification process didn’t realize there was an actual reason

[boimgfrog]

You dont have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes???

[catsnraincoats]

[ID: Tags reading “u think i have the patience to boil water wtf ?????” /End ID]

why are you. putting it in the microwave to boil it

[boimgfrog]

Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove

[catsnraincoats]

Its takes less than a minute

[boimgfrog]

Bestie is ur stovetop powered by the fucking sun

[catsnraincoats]

How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove

[boimgfrog]

Like seven minutes

[catsnraincoats]

Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat n it boils in like two minutes… less than that is u use a saucepan…

[boimgfrog]

Crying you’re putting the whole mug on the stove ???? On medium heat???? Ur stove is enchanted

[pidoop]

Every single person in this post is a fucking lunatic

[moonlarking]

HAS ANYONE ON THIS THREAD HEARD OF A FUCKING ELECTRIC KETTLE

[memewhore]

[artimea]

✌️😔

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

actually I don't particularly give a damn if people do good things for the "wrong" reasons

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

donating just to feel good about yourself? awesome every penny is still present and helpful

doing volunteer work just to post about it on social media? cool I wish more people would, those volunteer hours really add up

being nice to people to "trick" them into thinking you're a good person? buddy you just accidentally marie kondoed your own personality.

feeding the hungry, housing the unhoused, healing the injured? do you think the hungry, the poor, the sick and the exhausted give a damn about your moral dilemmas? do you think for one second that something as flimsy as your intentions makes warm food, a safe bed, and the abscence of pain any less real to those who receive them?

doing nice things for "selfish" reasons is fine actually. especially if it encourages more people to do those things. if you are making the world a slightly better place to live in, I really don't care what your motivation is; the rest of us still have to live here.

[huffylemon]

The office gets vaccinations, part one