Woah!

Mya is my name and biology is my game!

[animentality]

[alfgifu]

this reads like it was submitted to a local newspaper in the early 1900s

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you are now a cat in the warrior cats universe! Spin these wheels for your name!

Do you like it?

YES!!!

yes

eh it's okay

no.

IM MOON MOON

results/other

Remaining time: 4 days 10 hours

note: I (the owner of this blog and maker of wheels) am not into warrior cats! I just thought this would be fun to make

(prefixes and suffixes from @yarrowleef)

[lemmmmmmmmmmonade]

HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP

[sadwizardjessi]

I'm Fringe Chirp. Now I have little frame of reference on warrior cats but it sounds goofy as fuck lol i need an expert to weigh in

@cozmo-the-mighty-chinchilla how silly is my name

[cozmo-the-mighty-chinchilla]

Fringe Chirp sounds adorable to me lol it's one of those quirky ones that stands out amongst all of the basic "pelt" related names, kind of like Fidgetflake (an actual warrior name).

Mine was Brave Jump which is... OK I guess. Sounds more like a Tribe Cat name though (Also I was SO CLOSE to having 'fawn' in my name which would have been way cuter)

[1percentcharge]

i have a random issue with a handful of pre-srar fall out boy songs where I LOVE the the start of the song or just generally everything but the chorus, but the chorus itself i find kind of underwhelming (eg: ilalwtwiattgyo, ttotbo, igatrimeanomf, cfmrfrpfmsr, gblogbd(dyptstsasgts)

[geeko-sapiens]

poor thing...walked straight into the electric fence

[annori]

“it depends” is a gateway drug to much more dangerous substances like “critical thinking” and “media literacy”. stay safe out there

[is-that-sand-in-my-waffles]

the most realistic part of project hail mary was the middle school science teacher self censoring his swears even in extremely dire circumstances

[claypigeonpottery]

I truly sacrificed to create this ridiculous mug. biting clay is a bad sensory experience 😔 who would have guessed

I’m tempted not to glaze the bite marks so it looks like it was bitten through the glaze lmao

[raychleadele]

I showed this to my husband and he said he wants four mugs like this in various states of eaten, so he can swap when no one’s looking and make it look like he’s actually eating it.

[wizardshark]

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

[saspitite]

FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME

BISEXUALS GROW FROM THE GROUND

PANSEXUALS GROW FROM THE CEILING

[firewalkwithmedvd]

Was trying to make a joke about TV writing to my friend the other day and had to pause and go "...does the phrase 'surf dracula' mean anything to you?"

[firewalkwithmedvd]

One of the most important critical texts of this century imo

[everydaylouie]

short kings

[oblivionloading]

Oh shit. He’s dead-dead.

[bluwubewwy]

Getting pinned to the wall by a beautiful girl named centrifugal force

[halondrus]

Grabbing an elf by the ears like handlebars and riding them but not like in a sexual way i just crash into a wall killing us both

[boobachu]

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

everyone post your biggest hear me outs my friend just showed me two conventionally attractive white men in a row i need to teach him what a real hear me out is

[gardenofeden5457]

.world's largest excavator- nay, world's largest vehicle- the bagger 288

.also, scale reference! just the wheel is 70 feet in diameter

[discardingimages]

hare riding a hound with a trained snail of prey

Pontifical of Guillaume Durand, Avignon, before 1390

Paris, Bibliothèque Sainte-Geneviève, ms. 143, fol. 165r

[charl0ttan]

huge fan of the depth of a good purple but another area that draws me is definitely around aquamarine/turquoise/seafoam. you can not go wrong once the green starts getting just a tinge more blue. a gal could certainly do worse than to pull over there and stay a while

[charl0ttan]

something earth shattering going on here

[emily84]

this is why one of my favorite all-time paintings is Ship in Stormy Seas by Ivan Aivazovsky... he was really onto something there

a close up to just... light shining through those waves, makes me feel faint with exhilaration every time

[is-there-a-boat]

THERE IS A BOAT BY IVAN AIVAZOVSKY!!

[woodrider]

ma'am, I'm going to place you on a brief hold while I look for a reaction image

[hungwy]

people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now

[how-not-to-human]

The older this post gets the funnier it becomes

[duchesspeggy]

My cousin born in 2000 is a licensed psychologist.

[shepardoftheearth]

that’s how fucked up our world is now