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whyactlikeahuman

quasikool

#i literally crack up everytime #at least ten of the notes are from me

animentality

whyenn-reader

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

holy-leapin-splits-batman

creekfiend

chewy dot com wants you to know that they are proud purveyors of fine Dog Exorcism Potions, btw

creekfiend

the ad copy says it can be used on camels. imagine someone with a camel who is struggling with camel behavior problems seeing this and thinking "hot damn, the solution to my camel misbehavior problems is CERTAINLY this dog exorcism potion"

shiverandqueeef

how measurements work in canada (ie/ badly)

your-dads-filing-cabinet

@/teaboot

teaboot

This isn't even a joke it's just what we do

sophsun1

Derry Girls – 3.04: The Haunting

#derry girls

cheesenames

if we can set aside attachment discourse for a moment (please) i think the jedi marriage prohibition makes sense in a “please don’t enter a complex legal, financial, social, and in some cases religious contract, the specifics of which vary wildly depending on planet and culture” way. the single jedi with a law degree does not have time to draft everyone’s prenups to prevent the whole order from getting sued

the-fallen-blue

#we could create so many interesting new problems if we ignore romance and make it about contracts generally#jedi prohibition on getting a loan. jedi prohibition on signing a waiver before bungee jumping. etc

"Qui-Gon didn't try to buy Anakin or the engine because there wasn't anyone in town who offered a credit exchange service" wrong. Qui-Gon gambled for Anakin under the table because after dealing with the Cyrkon Delinquency of 24850, Master Olobi, Esq, has personally promised to hang by the the toes from the highest tower of the Temple for one week any Jedi who generates any trackable legal transaction or obligation between the Order and the Hutts.

#star wars #yes

transfemininomenon

the phrase really should be "eat your cake and have it too" im with the unabomber on this one

halles-comet

my favorite thing about louis is he's a business major in a world of theater kids. everyone's playing psychological games with each other through theater and rock music and the fractured art of storytelling and he's like "but what are the margins on my vampire hotel"

liberalsarecool

The bubble is nigh.

hornestoothgap

T. Kingfisher - What Stalks the Deep

iraffiruse

tim-official

see every time i see this status i get angry because i’ve played through literally every scenario in rct1 and there is no place where this is a thing. there is never more than one park per map. and in rct2 you can’t make that happen i the scenario editor either. it is not remotely within the game’s functionality to simulate two discrete parks and these games were coded in assembly for christ sake so it’s not like someone modded it in by adding the line “int const TOTAL_NUM_POSSIBLE_PARKS = 2;”. there is no conceivable way this post is anything close to true and even though i know how writing all this out reflects upon me as a person and even though i know exactly how meaningless and trifling of a takedown attempt this is on some random facebook screencap with hundreds of thousands of notes im going to post it anyway because i’m too petty to have any say in the matter

hollowtones

Holly how long should i boil my noodles for

If you don’t want to read the package directions I’m going to tell you to boil them for about thirty minutes & enjoy my new meal (name of “Wet Incident”)

viralfrog

dragongirlbunny

nessvn

love this genre of post

beemovieerotica

sadisopodhours

Some of the best tags and posts with similar vibes

I couldn’t find that one tweet where someone says smthing like “I was jamming to the best industrial music I have ever heard and then realized my headphones weren’t connected and I was listening to my AC unit”