[mycelliumz]

‎ ˗ˏˋ jaxon ´ˎ˗.

。25 ✴︎ he 。

one must imagine catholic guilt

but edible and boyfail babygirl

𓏲 ๋࣭ ࣪ ˖ ⋆ ࣪. ˖ ࣪⭑ ˖ ࣪ ٬ ุ๋ ⸱

no minors please, 18-19yr olds are ok but i’d rather not talk privately. i dislike discourse after 14yrs on this website, just be normal and respect human beings but racists terfs etc can eat my toenails thank u i’m autistic and from florida so my gender is best described as schizoid NEET agender dogconceptthing who grabs geese by the neck and swings them around

i like hannibal, criminal minds, killing eve, nostalgia, music, drug/mental health/etc harm reduction, rotting my brain, lychee soju, mudskippers, and various other things i’m not thinking of rn

tags listed are my most used and are fun to scroll pls enjoy. i am a specimen

[ooppo]

"He has a 12 inch cock" well my pussy ain't a fucking magicians hat bitch where is all that supposed to go

[ooppo]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

ℹ️"boyfriend" can be a form of stress toy if utilized correctly

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

[wander-in-arda]

how i back up in the target parking lot after my car is 15% out of the space and it’s now legally not my fault if i get hit

[christianstepmoms]

I'm sorry for how I've been acting today I drank two bisexual monsters and I became a third

[rolodextra]

i like this post so much i printed it out and put it on my fridge

[christianstepmoms]

Dog I'm on somebody's fridge and they don't even follow me.

[sylcash]

Another DID story where Theo gets fucked over

@mycelliumz

Spent most of the night hanging out with a newish alter, Roxy with Jax co-fronting I bought my partner a bag and Roxy was very happy and was being super cute and super drunk.

Roxy- *flirting hard core* ohhhh I love my bagggg, I need nails now to match,

Me- ofc baby, *gives her another drink*

Roxy- “ugh but my stomach hurts”

Me- “oh that’s okay, I’ll go make tea,”

I come back and hand them the cup while my other hand goes up their leg because like I said, the flirting was heavy. They look at me like I’m insane and I realize a switch happened

Me- “hahahaha are you Theo rn? Did they leave to make you deal with the tummy ache”

Theo- “yeah” *angrily sips tea*

I don’t have screen shots cause it was irl, but I swear having a partner with DID is like being in a polycule

[sylcash]

Context- my partner has DID all names other than ‘me’ is my partner. @mycelliumz

I’m talking with Jax and Vin most of the day, when Theo suddenly fronts. I’m confused cause he only really fronts like that when he needs to go out in public, or there is an issue.

Me- “Why the fuck did you get triggered”

Theo- “idk, I was pretty close to front, I guess it just happened. Idk either”

~we have bff/gossip time-

Theo- “omg they (Jax and Vin) didn’t want to do the cat boxes, that’s why I fronted”

I spend a long time laughing, he leaves to do chores occasionally coming back to rant

I suddenly get a voice message.

Jax- “SYLVAN! I’m half way to Walmart and THEO JUST LEFT!! And he made a grocery list so I can’t even like forget stuff to spite him”

Me- “isn’t most the stuff on that list you want?”

Jax- “not the point. He also dressed me like shit, forgot all my necklaces and NO BAG!”

Evidence

[lillie-garden]

Never ever ever eat raw white onion and then smoke cigarette.

[helpeverythingiscats]

The gnomes beat the shit out of you again?

[lillie-garden]

The gnomes beat the shit out of me again.

[energyprison]

through pure random chance someone said "jerma rip your shirt open" and he said no i like this shirt. let me put one over it and rip that instead. and he gave the nation of mexico an eternal gift

[monopoison3r]

[toydad-deactivated20250828]

i dont think i ever posted this here but i adore the idea of splicing together bumper stickers

[freshwaterduck]

[dorothylarouge]

Well I’m glad they’re having fun

[postcum]

This is literally a tony zarat post. They are actually beyond parody

[doublism]

they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

[wizardarchetypes]

when I was a kid I had an old tv in my room that would always turn to unwatchable static in the middle of shows but one night my sister and I were watching Naruto & every time Kakashi was on-screen the static cleared so we were like “hahaha the tv looooves Kakashi.”

I had a Kakashi bookmark so we held it up against the screen as a joke but the static actually cleared up. Mystified, we tried different bookmarks and objects with the same plastic material but nothing else worked, only the Kakashi bookmark.

We ended up taping it to the corner of the screen and it stayed there for 11 years until we moved out. When I was older people would be like “can you move the bookmark off the screen” bc it did sort of block a bit of the view but I would demonstrate the static issue and everyone was always just like “huh. what the hell?? well…alright.”

No explanation, but thanks Kakashi.

[akashicrecord]

hey sexy what time do you plan on being done grieving

[mousidy]

oh, honestly I was planning on reopening the same wounds again and again and again and again and again and again and again

[cali]

2018 tumblr post:

1: why do they call it a boner when theres no bone in it

2: there used to be

3: why does this sound so ominous

2025 tumblr post:

1: forward my shambling soldiers and slay without thinking. let blood flow into every crevice of this rotten land

2: yes my lady

3: yes my lady

[segamascott]

[expiredfishpizza]

I've started watching House MD recently for a friend and now every time I feel a twitch in my arms or legs I imagine the zoom in on my muscles failing or something and I'll fall over and maybe just maybe when I open my eyes sweet baby boy Wilson will be there waiting to tell me I'm dying