Shit ideas from all of my fandoms

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[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[pukicho]

here I drew this

[lordfordida]

incredible!!!!!!!!!! id love to see more

[pukicho]

okay

[flat-as-a-board]

pleeeeease make this a merch design

[pukicho]

HEY I understand Christmas is a super busy season and so lots of people even after the two initial campaigns are asking for another run on these shirts - I think today and tomorrow are the last days to get the shirts by Christmas so its your LAST chance babies!!!

The site is offering a discount using the code - LASTCHANCE

GET THE BOY

[longscarydream]

lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own

[zerofarad]

“God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own.” We really need to start collecting and sourcing these Potent Quotables.

[citrusgroves]

I’ve been doing this for years

It’s all on a google doc of mine (x)

[swoopingsilver]

“Kill me. Kill me and live with the memory. Then tell the stars that you won.” -fucking Warrior Cats

[eternal-fractal]

We live in a socie-

[lorkhansdick]

Wait wait you forgot the mushroom post “you can’t kill me in a way that matters” +the following uhhhh 1 sec

[lorkhansdick]

I find the mushroom post :)

[lorkhansdick]

sorry

sorry

[lorkhansdick]

Can we go ahead and add “one day you’ll decompose, and I’ll be there to watch it happen” to the list please

[prokopetz]

Honestly, if you see an angel that’s all eyes and wings and wheels of fire, you should be worried. Like, not because it’s going to hurt you or anything, but because scripturally, angels invariably appear to ordinary people in human form. In general, they only show their inhuman true forms to prophets – which means if you’re seeing them like that, they come bearing responsibility.

[domina-honoribila]

I woke up today with the phrase “spooky scary seraphim” in my head today, looks like we’re on the same wavelength.

[error-404-fuck-not-found]

i made a new christmas carol

[arsonsara]

@voidspacer

[bransonreese]

[notcaycepollard]

the twitter thread the artist created after this was one of the best situations i have ever seen in my whole life:

[serpentking456]

Somebody give this ignoramus a piece of actual shark skin and tell him to rub his face with it, let him find out just how “smooth” sharks really are.

[bransonreese]

Somebody did. I use it as a pillowcase because it’s so smooth.

[severepaperhideout-deactivated2]

But buddy.

Shark skin feels exactly like sandpaper. It is made up of tiny teeth-like structures called placoid scales, also known as dermal denticles. These scales point towards the tail and help to reduce friction from surrounding water when the shark swims. … In the opposite direction, it feels very rough like sandpaper.

((Here m8 https://www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu/fish/discover/sharks/basics ))

[bransonreese]

Buddy. It’s smooth. The link you sent me led to a website that described how smooth they are. I dunno, maybe you don’t know how to read?

[slangwang]

this post is transcendent

[aurora-gleam]

You’re thinking of dolphins. Dolphins are the ones with smooth skin that feels like a rubber beach ball.

Source: I’M A MARINE BIOLOGIST

[bransonreese]

No, I’m thinking of sharks.

Source: I’m a superior marine biologist

[kakyoiniisms]

[goodmorningfrog-deactivated2023]

kinda weird hozier asks

- Take Me To Church- Are you religious?

- Work Song- Is there anyone you’d sing a love song to, romantic or platonic?

- Someone New- Do you fall in love easily?

- Almost- Do you ever dance alone to music?

- Cherry Wine- Do you have a sweet tooth?

- Nina Cried Power- Do you participate in any activist movements?

- From Eden- Do you think theres “something tragic about this” life?

- Movement- Do you perform in any way?

- Angel Of Small Death and The Codeine Scene- Any addictions?

- Like Real People Do- Have you kissed people?

- Jackie and Wilson- Do you want kids?

- Shrike- What’s your favorite bird?

- Dinner and Diatribes- What’s your favorite food?

- Moment’s Silence- What do you find beautiful about the situation you’re in now?

- Would That I- Is there anything you wish you could change about the past?

- NFWMB- Is there anything you would protect with your life?

- To Be Alone- Do you prefer other people’s company or your own?

- Arsonist’s Lullabye- Do you ever feel lost?

- No Plan- Do you believe in a pre-determined purpose in life?

- Sedated- What time do you go to sleep?

- As it Was- Do you go to many parks and natural places?

- In A Week- How do you want to die?

- Be- Have you changed much as a person in the last year?

- In the Woods Somewhere- Have you ever had a supernatural experience?

- My Love Will Never Die- Are you dating anyone?

- It Will Come Back- Do you like to write?

- To Noise Making- Do you like to sing?

- Talk- What’s your best friend like?

- Nobody- Who in your life is important to you?

- Foreigner’s God- Do you ever talk to yourself or something above?

- Sunlight- Do you prefer sunny or rainy weather, or somewhere in between?

Thanks for playing!

[furbsplosion]

i really need a supervisor to keep me from drawing every dumb idea that pops into my head 

on a completely unrelated note, what if furbies were cats

[kisskicker]

yeah the furby thing is continuing like i said it would

[nedjemmm-art]

Harry and Draco are secretly dating

[toastycursedcats]

Taking a tumble down your tumblr dash (sound on)

[princesstigerbelle]

Poor baby!!! Someone save them!!

[king-dykewarp-deactivated202106]

t-the noise- Icantbreath

[tygermama]

omg, I die

[puyopuyo]

i don’t know nothing about mooming but i am best friends with that three inch tall onion head FREAK that looks like an 80 year old 2 year old

[puyopuyo]

this thing is every swear word personified

[nonbnry]

[allamericansbitch]

Rihanna! This is a network television show! Is it?

Seth and Rihanna Go Day Drinking

[michaelmilkers]

please compare the lyrics of same love by macklemore and you need to calm down by taylor swift and then ask again why so many people are upset about the latter

compare macklemore trying (albeit a bit clumsily at times) trying to put himself in the shoes of gay people in order to draw attention to how lgbt people are treated…

…to taylor swift comparing mean tweets about her and people calling her a snake to homophobia

compare macklemore describing institutional oppression and specifically about how entities like the church treat lgbt people…

…to the only two lines in you need to calm down that explicitly mention gay people being a pun on glaad and “cause shade never made anybody less gay”

compare macklemore’s message of same love being that the fact that he isnt gay is irrelevant to his support of gay people, because love is the same, emphasized by the fact that he has a lesbian (mary lambert) sing about her love towards a woman in the chorus…

…to taylor swift using the pronoun “we” like she is in the same crowd as lgbt people right after invalidating and downplaying the systematic oppression and subjugation we face by putting it on the same level as internet hate she receives

i’m mad because “you need to calm down” is shallow. its flimsy allyship. i will not support her for just for “trying” when it seems like she hardly tried at all.

straight allies can do better. straight allies HAVE done better. “same love” was released SEVEN YEARS AGO. 

SEVEN YEARS AGO macklemore used his status as one of the hottest names in music at the time, from massive hits like thrift shop and can’t hold us, to put a song on the RADIO that featured a lesbian explicitly singing about loving women and included the lines “not crying on sundays” and “a world so hateful some would rather die than be who they are” and “no freedom til we’re equal damn right i support it” and a bunch of others that were poetic and meaningful and ACTUALLY ABOUT HOMOPHOBIA

and i’m supposed to be happy with “cause shade never made anybody less gay” because taylor swift is “trying”????????

[soundtrack-for-lovers]

@ridingkeepsmegoing Ringmaster Pedro is an international treasure

[leatherwingsinc-deactivated2015]

[definitely-not-spiderman-uwu-de]

This is so calming ◇_◇

[lius-is-a-catboy-deactivated202]

This is the original? How? Where was this found? I’ve never seen the original? Whatm

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

book: “she has naturally red hair”

screen adaptation:

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

book: “she has naturally curly hair”

screen adaptation:

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

book: “red hair, freckles”

screen adaptation:

[spite-cadet]

Book: “she was black”

Movie adaptation:

[the-mad-prince-of-denmark]

Book: she was a lesbian

Screen adaptation:

[sparrow-va]

Book: “…he asked calmly.”

Movie:

[bemusedlybespectacled]

Book: “she was plain and not very attractive”

Film:

[theuninspirednovelist]

Book : She was …

Film:

[eternal-fractal]

None of the images will load but I know exactly what they all look like

[suburbanjustice]

people literally unironically using OLD ENGLISH in their narrative in RP to look sophisticated here on tumblr dot hell is truly the funniest thing i have ever seen come out of the roleplay community and the funniest thing i ever expect to see. old english. old fucking english. and lo, sasuke did drink from that CUP , && enjoy’d his beverage. you think i’m joking but i’m not. i’m fucking not. the random all caps bold words were one thing but i truly draw the line at seeing the word “ne'er” in a description in a coffee shop AU for a harem anime. i can’t parse it. i go apeshit. i cannot handle seeing the goddamn sherriff of nottingham writing naruto porn. it truly is not in me and i’m just fucking waiting for it to circle back to latin

[suburbanjustice]

happy 1 year to the post that slammed on the bicycle horn summoning signal for every clown within a 10 mile radius and sent them all honking into my notes with brilliant high school english insights like a herd of wildebeest trained specifically for carnival performances crossing the sahara

[weenie-kun]

[parkchanwoohoo]

The last panel contains more emotion than anything you could find in a museum