Three.

[thisisrealy2kok]

[kaijuno]

[mousenemy]

give it up for another 70 years of goo

[former-portland-mando]

From the Original Pancake Ho

[inthefallofasparrow]

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sign

[gothiccharmschool]

Have I posted this picture in slack channels at work with no additional commentary? Yes.

[everythingfox]

He loves club life

[pitbolshevik]

remember when steve from blues clues was upset that people thought he died in a car crash, not because people thought he was dead but because they said he was driving a dodge charger and "that's a cop car"

[pitbolshevik]

[existennialmemes]

Musk: [calling Grimes at 3 in the morning] Tell them. Tell them I'm good at video games and I will give you sixty million dollars

Grimes:

Musk: or I detonate the chip in the baby's neck

Grimes: [long exhalation] seventy million

I had to take this screenshot myself because I was so convinced it wasn't real

[warcats-cat]

Can't believe we left out the comment made right under this tho

[everythingfox]

Professional nap taker

[norvicensiandoran]

[mckitterick]

the Ides of March grows near

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

[hitmewithcute]

Am I the good boy? Really??

[lloonlloon]

I mean this in the most sincere, heart-filled-with-love way, this dog looks like a worm on a string

[blankpointdankmemes]

[matt-ruins-your-shit]

[spaceshipoftheseus]

Look, this is my litmus test: I pretend I am the original Earl of Sandwich. I have asked for non-bread foods to be brought to me inside bread, that I might more easily consume them one-handed while gambling.

This does not enable my wretched regency habits. This is not what I asked for. I do not deign to grace it with the name of my house.

[dirkbolero]

This is the most important addition to the sandwich discourse I have ever read.

[blankpointdankmemes]

[matt-ruins-your-shit]

[spaceshipoftheseus]

Look, this is my litmus test: I pretend I am the original Earl of Sandwich. I have asked for non-bread foods to be brought to me inside bread, that I might more easily consume them one-handed while gambling.

This does not enable my wretched regency habits. This is not what I asked for. I do not deign to grace it with the name of my house.

[dirkbolero]

This is the most important addition to the sandwich discourse I have ever read.

[animentality]

[queenelvendork]

Via @achaziel

[aqueerkettleofish]

Also, that tweet is from Jan 21, 2025. So it wasn't just... random.

[rainbow-burst]

QMFMZMDMSMDDMDM

[thefloralmenace]

Didn't have "see your political action philosophy expressed by Jorts the cat" on my 2025 bingo card.

All cats are anarchists.

Probably like 80% of cat owners are also anarchists.

Fill every drawer in the U.S. Treasury with glitter and a note that says Go to Hell.

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

People really tried to say it wouldn't have been any better if Kamala had won.

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

"They're both bad" my rights are gone.

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

"Voting doesn't really make a difference" a man did the Nazi salute at the inauguration and now he owns the government

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

"They're really the same but dems pretend to be nicer" all information about transgender and intersex people is being removed from government websites including the CDC, and terms relating to sex and gender have been banned. A digital reflection of the first Nazi book burnings.

[memeuplift]

[toytowns]

[anexperimentallife]