You Are But A Fleeting Illness

Physics graduate. they/them or he/him pronouns. I like lots of stuff. Mostly like, nerd shit and my cat though.

[lavenderprose]

Scott, two days after the Chirp Heard Round The World, having had a nap and ate a carb and kissed his boyfriend and realized that he should have under no circumstances let the two craziest motherfuckers in hockey know that he knows their secret: Ilya Rozanov is going to shoot me with a gun.

Shane, pacing in Ilya's living room and wringing his hands: Ilya, Scott Hunter knows about us we need to kill him we need to make it look like an accident we need to do it now

Ilya, kicking his feet and giggling: He said you sound like me?

[humanfailingtheturingtest]

Thinking about Repo! and like, fuck GeneCo, but

1) Do they do top surgery and

2) What are they gonna do if I don’t pay? Send the Repo Man to REATTACH my boobs??

[humanfailingtheturingtest]

WHY would you hide this in the tags

[utopians]

I've just taken my adhd medication for the first time in like half a year ladies it's time to win academia

[utopians]

honestly folks I can't say if this is actually helping my ability to do schoolwork but I feel like I'm typing faster than god

[pointnclick]

if you’re trying to explain something to your friend who has adhd try sucking them off sloppy style!

[pointnclick]

[twoofcups]

gordon ramsey: is the food good here?

underpaid server: 

[b0ggyb1tch]

[dadmech]

[twinky-dinky-doo]

[thegreenmeridian]

My favourite thing about that show is how he treats servers. It was also the source of some very intense fantasies when I was a barista of him busting into my cafe, calling my boss a fucking idiot, then taking me against the broken dishwasher.

[ishgardenjoyer]

[eightalenkos]

[salty-red-mage]

[tiktokstowatch]

[anais-ninja-bitch]

what episode of gravity falls is this?

[itisintentional]

literally the first one

[possessive-suggestions]

…They did what… to you? No. I will make them pay. You’re fucking mine. And nobody, nobody, lays a goddamn finger on you.

[trainthief]

Me when I get my car back from the mechanics and the adjustment on my seat is all wrong

[primeemeraldheiress]

This is the funniest fucking addition

[kiwipeel]

this shit sucks. wish bulbasaur was real . 

[dickneto2-deactivated20210815]

[tloaqve-deactivated20210316]

“if you can’t brush your teeth that’s fine uwu one step at a time” posts are supportive and that’s great but I’m about to have a 4.4k$ dental bill because I wasn’t taking care of my teeth when I was super depressed so uhh brush your fuckin teeth

[tloaqve-deactivated20210316]

the reason I bring up those posts is because every time I saw one I felt less and less bad about not brushing them and when my teeth actually started causing problems it made my MH worse because I was having horrible anxiety about my teeth getting worse and now I’m facing procedures that will probably be pretty painful and will definitely be expensive so I kinda got some beef with the anti-recovery culture on this site

[focsle]

I remember when talking Historically about medicine I’d be like ‘haha miasmas, haha bad air’ and now every time I get inside a building I’m like WHERE IS THE WINDOW AND IS IT OPEN? Every time I go in an elevator I’m like BAD AIR IN HERE?

Empathy for the miasma theory folks of old.

[beggars-opera]

Has anyone tried floating a barge full of onions down the Thames yet I mean it didn’t work last time but honestly it can’t hurt

[cadaverkeys]

i dont WANT to be a fucking farmer in stardew valley i want to be an incredibly attractive and surprisingly reclusive romancable bachelor who stares at shit like water and trees for 1-6 hours of the day only to be bothered by a filthy down and out farmer kid with a surprisingly accurate ability to guess what items i like.

[spacecaptainglow]

I’ve been standing outside your bedroom every Thursday at 4 PM with a bag of skittles and yet you refuse to acknowledge me!

[cadaverkeys]

you need to right click me to engage conversation, king.

[connor-roys-deactivated20240119]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[athlethick]

[smokeinsilence]

have you ever noticed you pick up little habits and phrases from the people you love? it’s no wonder our hearts are so easily broken when people leave. we become a reflection of the people that we care about and those personality traits stick with us even if the people don’t

[viridianmasquerade]

I make my ramen the way a friend taught me in eleventh grade. Every fall, I listen to a playlist made for me by a boy I drove across a border to hook up with. I eat sushi because a girl who won’t talk to me anymore made me try it, and Indian food because my best friend’s parents ordered for me before I knew what I liked. There are movies I love because someone I loved loved them first. I am a mosaic of everyone I’ve ever loved, even for a heartbeat.

[i-have-thicc-deactivated2022080]

[hvlthgxth-deactivated20241124]

I am building delicious soups from powerful broths you couldn't even comprehend.

[hvlthgxth-deactivated20241124]

I have soups that could make you forgive your father.

[ephemeralhorror]

"if you could have any videogame ability what would it be?"

[aspectofachilles]

[orangehatposts-deactivated20220]

[camjamclassic]

[cotton-andy]

[friendlyfirestarter]

[emiko-matsui]

monster factory is actually revolutionary because it's a big brother watching his little brother playing video games which has never happened before in the history of video games