just a little comic for Father's Day. They're both emotionally constipated bastards, but they care about one another.
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just a little comic for Father's Day. They're both emotionally constipated bastards, but they care about one another.
A list of character interactions that me and my dad think would be really funny, interesting, wholesome, or whatever. Crossing universes of SS&S, VC and Superpowereds.
- D&D night but it's Hershel DMimg for the dorkass squad (Alex, Lance, Donald, and Tim)
- conversely those five being friends through the multarian internet and having like, the ultimate Fortnite fiveman squad
- Roy, saddled with his boyfriend Chad, looking at Social Disaster Austin: oh my god there's another one. Mary are you seeing this shit.
- "so what did you do when you first saw green eyes over there?" "....dropped a couch and broke a door frame." "shit you're somehow worse than Chad all he did was shatter a beer"
- I CANNOT STOP THINKING ABOUT IVAN AND NICK. Like. Oh my god imagine it. Shut up. Ivan /knows/ someone like him. Someone who had their sense of self trained out for one job. Maybe for one it's endless chaos and one it's running a small empire. It's the same. Do you understand am I saying nonsense--
- NOBODY PUT IKE AND NICK IN THE SAME ROOM. BAD AUDIO. as they're endlessly puzzling each other out like "how much of you is fake"
- Nick, getting an intuition: I think I should talk to you.
- Johnny Three Dicks, blinking demurely: little ol me?
- Alice and Thuggernaut, looking from those two to each other: this will not end well.
- Will and Tori would be unstoppable. They'd take over the world.
- ELLIE ALICE POWER HOUR. let's teach Ellie how to have a sense of self a little more! let's let Alice have her girl stuff and friends!
- my dad: globe and ivan would meet at a cooking class. (me: and grumph.) dad, nodding solemnly: and grumph
- warren is just a good fit with the SS&S crew in general?
- SO IS KYLE. Kyle needs to be a solid middle of the pack guy. It's where he works. He's so wound up. He'd try to hang with Chad/Roy/Austin out of habit but he wouldn't vibe.
- I NEED TO SEE A SLUGFEST OF BEV/ROY/GABBY/AUSTIN/REN.
- ivan meets dean Blaine and just takes a nap because he doesn't have to worry about Shit All. also they'd be yearning buddies.
- who would excel at whose programs? like would the rookies be able to handle lander training. could melbrook (sophomore year) handle the desert trial.
- hannah and warren. "my fucking teacher made me wear medieval times wizard robes for almost a year." "why didn't you just fucking grow a pair and melt his ass." "choke." "you're not my type." (grudging respect)
- hannah and tori but they're roommates is the funniest au i can think of
- again owen ivan and thistle in the "accidentally adopted a wayward angry twenty something" club
- hannah tori and gabby in the "accidentally adopted by a really powerful guy" club
- again holy shit do not let nick and johnny interact do not do it the world would collapse
- would sally and janet get along or would they not. they're so similar. but yet.
- eric would absolutely hang with the apprentices
- nobody let shallura and tori meet
"Return to the Moon" Artemis โ ก 2026
l Andrew McCarthy 1,2 l Alex G Perez 3,4 l Alexander Gerst 5
Hey just in case anyone was on the fence about going to see Project Hail Mary in theaters or ever this is your sign to go see Project Hail Mary in theaters and also buy it physically. This movie fucks severely. It is immaculately paced, not a single second was I bored or waiting for a scene to finish up. It is incredibly charming, with strong characterization and main characters who are charismatic and flawed and incredibly compelling at every second. The plot is bananas in the best way and every second of it feels reasonable and earned. It's funny as shit, with the entire theater around me laughing out loud at least a dozen times. It's tragic and hopeful and made me at least tear up several times. And it's beautiful and that man's soulmate is a rock and it's the best fucking movie I've ever seen, I would recommend it to absolutely anyone in a heartbeat.
Go see Project Hail Mary!
My friends keep making me wanna store their art in my cheek pouch and skitter away
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i think i just witnessed a miracle
My wifeโs idea of decompressing after the busy holiday was to rearrange every piece of furniture in our home is this an ADHD thing or just a her thing
Iโm not complaining the way sheโs done it is much better than it was itโs just like how is this your idea of a relaxing weekend
Listen I don't get to decide when the drunk elf that is my executive actually does the functioning but when he does we have a SMALL WINDOW OF TIME before he finds the schnapps again and we're done
yes this exactly
So to me, there are spoons (general energy cost) and carnival tickets (specific energy cost).
Spoons can be used pretty much anywhere.
Carnival tickets are only good for the carnival, and itโs only in town for a limited amount of time.
So like, if I get โkitchen cleaningโ carnival tickets, I canโt use that to clean my bedroom, thatโs not where the carnival is.
PSA: if you're watching the new Knives Out mystery (Wake Up Dead Man), please be aware that around 1 hr 34 minutes in, there's a series of flashing/strobing lights. the sequence lasts about a minute.
^ comment I got on tiktok bc I posted this same thing there. this is why I'm giving the warning because netflix and the theaters didn't ๐
[ID: comment reading "I have epilepsy went to see it yesterday and covered my eyes too late and had a seizure and all I could think was why are we STILL not putting strobe warnings on movies..." /end ID]
To be specific [spoiler warning for Wake Up Dead Man] there is a scene in the rain, the priest will slip on mud, run into the woods, and a fist will knock him out. Close your eyes immediately when you see the fist. Don't open again until you start hearing conversations.
Sharing for the plot specifics which makes it a bit easier for people who are watching compared to tracking the timings
The Bisexual flag is officially 25 years old today ๐ฅณ ๐๐๐ (December 5th, 2023)
happy birthday to this gorgeous flag!! remember that bisexuality has never excluded trans and nonbinary people and has never had any restrictions on preferences to genders :))
unfortunately i do believe posthaste is one of the funniest words out there. how quick am i doing something? fast as fuck my good sir
why you [YES, YOU!] should read villains code by drew hayes.
do you like any or all of the following?
Female protagonists?
Found family?
Badass powers?
Characters that are actually multi faceted and cool?
A Dad Who Can't Stop Adopting Kids?
A forbidden love?
SICK FIGHT SCENES?
A DUDE NAMED JOHNNY THREE DICKS???
C'mon. You're a little curious. Come with me into the readmore, where I give you the back of the book synopsis and talk a little more.
Relogging again! Y'know, I talk so much about Villains Code, but I love a lot of other series by this guy too! Like, would you enjoy perhaps:
A series about some college aged kids taking a Superhero Major at a normal ass college? Shenanigans and major world shaking plots ensue?
Perhaps you'd like a series about the world most boring vampire accountant, and the wild world of monsters, monster hunters, and more that he gets involved in?
What about a story about what happens when the player characters die, and the NPCs of a D&D game are left to pick up the pieces?
A Sherlock retelling where Sherlock was an unwilling test subject for a brain enhancement drug, and Watson is his government agent handler?
Come on and join the Hayesblr Discord, where you can liveblog about your experiences to your heart's content, share headcanons, art, memes, and generally chat about all these awesome series!
what a beautiful drew hayes propaganda piece
I desperately need to find more people who are familiar with Drew Hayes' Fred the Vampire Accountant series
Me walking up to a random person holding a suspiciously heavy and giant bag: hi have you heard of the good works of Drew Hayes.
Is there a Fred the Vampire Accountant fandom here?? I have Thoughts about 9
sean pendleton again bc we are so fucking back baby
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Iโm glad we cost Yahoo 2 billion dollars.
itโs like a perfectly preserved body at Pompei
Finding this on my normal dash is like taking a stroll through the Park and suddently stumbeling upon the Codex Hammurabi just lying there.
Seeing this just show up on my fyp is wild but Iโm happy to see it
There's a post going around Tumblr about how if you're post-menopausal and have bleeding, you should get it checked by your doctor. I brought some minor bleeding I'd had up in a doctor visit earlier this year, prompted by that post, and this week, after a biopsy, I found out I have cancer. It's early stage and the survival odds at 5 years are 99%. I have an oncologist appointment and we may have caught it early enough that surgery alone will be sufficient treatment (no radiation/chemo).
So that post may have saved my life and it may have made my treatment a lot easier too.
If you get into menopause and then start bleeding again, really, get your reproductive innards checked out. The life you save may be your own.