call me a relic, call me what you will

Random writings and shitposts from my occasionally haywire mind. Michelle, 42, female, Steel City. Fandoms: MST3K, Sailor Moon, Xenogears, Rune Factory, Harvest Moon, Final Fantasy, Pittsburgh Penguins, and other Hockey RPF.

[movementnudge]

Movement nudge, lower body chair yoga.

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[judgejudyofficial]

stop letting miserable people on the internet convince you that you must have a concrete, well-constructed opinion on everything that has ever existed.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[judgejudyofficial]

everybody say thank you Marcus Aurelius

[thoughtportal]

5 simple exercises to awaken dormant muscles

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[onemillionwordsofcrap]

I appreciate this video a lot--people don't realize how important it is to start slow if you're trying to come back from a completely sedentary lifestyle, and they get really hurt as a result. Straining your muscles too much, too suddenly can land you in the E.R. and the wrong joint injury can permanently affect your mobility, so please start with absolute basics and easy stretches!

[pedro-friedeberg]

Western leftist voice: “I believe in abolishing borders and that no human is illegal uwu 💖 but I also believe—✨leftistly✨—that the movement of millions of mostly male migrants, especially Muslims from North Africa and the Middle East, should be seen as a punishment and threat against Europe💖 leftistly, of course!💖 oh and also Israel is to blame uwu 💖”

[myrthrilmercury]

[myrthrilmercury]

[bnq]

Truth Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind

[ceekari]

unmute for the unfathomable sounds of mankind being shamed

[catsandwich-deactivated20240213]

This is a literal sexual harassment training video we had to complete

[quendergeer]

i assumed this was porn

[lierdumoa]

Every time an author reassures readers that the smut is skippable I sigh a disappointed sigh. This is not a reassurance. Why would anybody who likes smut want to read smut that was only included as an afterthought and has no impact on the narrative? Insulting. Just don't write it at all if you're not going to make it matter.

[red-stairs]

I saw this and had to save this image cause I definitely have a few readers like this.

[movementnudge]

Movement nudge!

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[ido100]

Let's check the profile and...

Yep, just as I expected.

[stopmakingliberalslookbad]

They manage to be super left wing and super right wing simultaneously.

I'm cracking up at the random inclusion of "Seth Green".

[myrthrilmercury]

What the hell did Tom Hanks do??

[mycroftrh]

catholic guilt vs protestant belief in your own inherent superiority, fight

[mycroftrh]

wait no I just remembered a few hundred years of history I take this post back

[bananahomo]

[anarchocunt]

[badlydrawneverything]

[moristyle]

c'est la bee

[movementnudge]

Movement nudge, wrist excericses!

[viridiancolors]

[mlembug]

[joshlovesyou]

[salmonballer]

a masterlock? bro you are practically free-use

[pancakeke]

*bashes it with another master lock*

[ablondpanda]

This is the lockpicking lawyer and today we're going to get laid.

[berdyayeva]

being an executioner used to be an inherited job. imagine dealing with teen angst and also job shadowing your dad the town’s torturer