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bodies should have crash logs. why the fuck did that just happen.

“But if I lose, I will buy you all candy bars from machine inside, okay?” 🫶🏻 extra points if you can spot the little Easter eggs! 🥰🤭

#HOLLANOV BABYYYY

fuddanshii

Canada's Shane Hollander.. & Russia's Ilya Rozanov

napmaxxing

comedic timing

happy pride month to this iconic scene

housegoblin

lifes so hard

gaygoatshane

he couldn't believe he was being asked if he liked girls

virginshane

face of a man who thought the original question was about pickles

sirens-scales

We don’t talk about this enough. With all the big romantic gestures in The Long Game, this, to me, is one of the most romantic moments.

We know Ilya isn’t a fan of Shane’s restrictive diet. He teases him about it, but Ilya is an expert ragebaiter who knows how to tease the people he cares about when they feel safe and in ways that never really hurt.

Shane is “frantic” in this scene. Ilya has the perfect opening to say something about his diet, and he doesn’t take it. He sees that Shane is panicking, steps in and fixes it. He was looking at that menu thinking about Shane and Shane’s fuckass diet that Ilya doesn’t even like. But he knows this is important to Shane. He knows Shane is already nervous about being on a date with Ilya in public and being with another queer couple. So he meets Shane’s needs without Shane ever having to ask, and he does it quietly, without drawing any attention, so that Shane can save face.

Of course he’s gonna tease him about it a little bit later because that’s what they do. But he only does that AFTER Shane’s had a chance to catch his breath and feel safe again.

To be loved is to be known indeed.

younheedrawings

Hollanovs in the sin bin and Ilya being a menace about it 😅😈🤭 ps. I’m pretty bad at posting on tumblr, if you like my art feel free to follow my on ig where I post more regularly

https://www.instagram.com/youn_hee_drawings?igsh=NXF4NGU0aGZjcHB1&utm_source=qr

poughkeepsiesjr

lowk this is all im gonna be thinking about for four months

importantcatpics

rickybabyboy

secret methods

secret reasons

scunthotter

Imagine you're some little closeted rookie and they're billeting you with your new team captain and his husband and you're worried that there's something obvious about you cause why else would they stick you with the gay ones. But then you get there and realize you have another problem because arguably two of the best and hottest hockey players are just always shirtless and always kissing each other and always having loud sex and I forgot where I was going with this post but essentially its some poor little closeted rookie's sexual chernobyl.

drawballa

1:24 AM 🌙

gaynehollander

Shane getting mad that Ilya swallowed the first time they blew each other because “this guy was determined to one-up him at every turn” makes me giggle and kick my feet. My competative boy was goaded into letting the slut ways take over.

koukipsy

Ok yes i know they arent chocolate chip cookies but its funny

The vid referenced: How It's Actually Made - Chocolate Chip Cookies (Hugbees)

darlingofdots

let's think of some Bits in the Hollander-Rozanov household because every good relationship needs incomprehensible and insufferable Bits:

the random Russian nouns as pet names, obviously

turning to Anya to arbitrate who won the race/loads the dishwasher correctly/scored a sexier goal etc

Ilya. Ilyusha. Ilyushenka. Ilyushenkechka.

and who won Rookie of the Year????

"I have never said this in my life"

threatening to tell Yuna

"pass me the remote?" — "come and get it" — [wrestling]

butt slapping. at every opportunity.

"we will have to shoot you like lame horse" when one of them gets so much as a papercut

idioms translated literally into the wrong language

"this is not hall of fame behaviour"

"who should I bring as my plus one" and listing random people while the other pouts

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