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hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river)

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

THATS TUPPERWARE

sobutmermaids

i thought delaware was a place in ohio? why are there so many things named delaware?

delaware is too powerful

uncertaininnit

what the fuck

skaktusposts

Wait what? I thought Delaware was a store with building supplies. Like paint, wood, nails and stuff?

THATS HOME DEPOT ???

skaktusposts

I know home depot, but dude I don't know anything about America mad have never been there. Are you sure there is not a some sort of store called something close to Delaware!?!

.....ace hardware....?

uncertaininnit

this post has only been around for a few hours but could very well be a world heritage post

but at what cost

publiusmaximum

This post launched at 8am PST on 12 Feb 2021. The above conversation has happened in 3 hours.

uncertaininnit

he WHAT? i thought he was from. w. wait. ???

delaware stole the presidents shoelaces for clout and became too powerful

likethehorrormovie

From the UK- and what do you mean Delaware isn't a type of ceramic?

it is now

tome-itwas

@hellsite-hall-of-fame is it too early?

kkshowtunes

Isn’t delaware what they make computers on???

software ??

you-say-that-so-often

I think they meant Dell Ware, a specific computer type. We had a Dell computer once.

I thought Delaware was that famous singer they spoofed in Zootopia.

gazelle??

king-finnigan

oh i thought delaware was that one british singer lady, you know, the one from chasing pavements

that's fucking adele

metamelonisle

isn’t delaware that place you go when you die

shirtshawaiian

youre thinking of superhell and all of you are going there

totalrosalia

how the fuck did any of you come to the conclusions you all made

we live in america?

vigilantsycamore

I thought Delaware was that food delivery service that keeps interrupting youtube videos with their ads when I'm trying to have a good time

abnormalmind777

..... are you talking about Doordash???

destiel-is-canon-what

Isn't Delawere the name of that one girl in the song that goes "Hey there, Delawere"? She's from NYC or something.

THATS HEY THERE DELILAH

katherynefromphilly

Pausing here to point out that op is “dear-AO3″ and now I’m wondering if Delaware fanfic would be categorized as RSF (real state fic) or AU (alternate unitedstates)

stop i do not want to think about this

joyflameball

Isn’t Delaware that SPN ship that exploded the internet

forensicrodentfool

Everyone on this post:

sith-shenanigans

I love that the “no, that’s [x]” meme is making a comeback here and only here and nobody has any idea what’s going on

jmercedesd

Keep up the good work, we can make poor OP have a melt down yet.

callme-corpse-septiceye

Isn't delaware that one brand of pizza that's like "it's not delivery, it's delaware."

paulblartinum

isn't delaware the god of the sea

robbietherat

Isn't Delaware the name of that guy who painted the Mona Lisa?

lordechostan

delaware is that one evil cyborg guy that has a son named Luke and a red laser sword

kiwikipedia

Thats Darth Vader. Im pretty sure Delaware is that other red-laser sword guy. You know. The one that stabbed Qui-Gon.

what have i created

hellsite-hall-of-fame

I usually only reblog older posts, but this definitely deserves to be in every tumblr hall of fame

articulate-anxious-atheist-deac

this post has only existed for 8 days.

salemruinseverything

happy one month birthday

just-brain-thoughts

This is just the “no odd number have the letter e”post

it’s ALL odd numbers have “e” silly!

(odd numbers end in the digits 1, 3, 5, 7, 9 (one, three, five, seven, nine) and the only ones for which the word version doesn’t end in those words are/end in eleven, thirteen, fifteen, seventeen, nineteen. I will NOT elaborate or defend this lest this post become another. ur free to do this yourselves if you want tho)

gumi-megpoidd

i mean no even numbers end with 1, 3, 5, 7, or 9

ainosukes-sadism

oh no please dont make another number discourse im still reeling from the last one

irenethehotdog

What about infinity, if it's infinite the technically at one point as it goes on forever it does end in in either 1,3,5,7, or 9 but because it's infinite it's neither even nor odd. Yes? No? Idk I'm drunk

this was posted exactly one month ago to the minute. 87k notes.

goldenzingy46

@dear-ao3 do you need a hug

yes

mysnis

What a chaotic energy and turn of events.

ur-favorite-queer-queen

Almost woke my sister up when reading this, laughed way too hard

here, for all you fuckers asking, this is the damn delaware post

fraseris

why did they replace porcelain with deleware instead of the other two that both end in "-ware" ?????????

dogin8

There's no bigger whiplash seeing posts like this that are exactly what you'd expect from a world heritage post but then before you even check the date, somebody in the chain tells you that it was only posted like 3 MONTHS AGO and if that wasn't weird enough YOU SEE ONE OF YOUR MUTUALS LIKE 5 REBLOGS OFF THE ORIGINAL IN A CHAIN OF A NUMBER GREATER THAN 15

I don't know how to process this

mythicalsuperwho

Deleware is actually what you place butter, milk, cheese, etc. on

he has a girlfriend too

tiny child <3

Pls forgive me for this <3

Oh such a normal day for the lovely family

Oh No!!! They are being so naughty!! And in front of Timmy too!

GASP! SUCH AN IRRESPONSIBLE HUSBAND!

GASP!!!! OH THE HORROR!! HE BETRAYED THE FAMILY!

Oh he found love…I suppose we CAN have a happy ending…

PLEASE GIVE WIFEWORMSTIEL A GIRLFRIEND !!!!!

GIVING THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT!!!

Ex-Wifewormstiel told her story to Wormfriendstiel…who had some insight

OH BUT SHE CONFESSED!! Ex-Wifewormstiel would like to try this relationship it seems. OH HOW WOULD THIS END?

…hello? I think I’m lost…

Where did you wander off Timmy???

OH NO TIMMY!! HANG ON TIMMY

yourfaveisgoingtosuperhell

timmy is going to supermega hell @yourfaveisgoingtosuperhell

Timmy is going to super hell. He just is…

not if I have anything to say about it

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